Smith and Hazel

This week’s episode kicks off with a quick apology for missing last week’s show (blame Easter… and maybe poor planning). But they waste no time diving right back into the chaos with a listener email updating us on the ongoing Hoosier vs. PoopyButthole saga in Arc Raiders. From there, they head down a nostalgic rabbit hole with the legendary “Zack Morris Is Trash” debate. Is Zack actually the worst...

This week’s episode kicks off with Joey discovering his new favorite beer called Unicorn Farts, a glitter filled masterpiece that raises the important question of, does it make your poop pretty? Science may never recover. From there, Hoosier spirals into the chaos of the guys’ phones. What useless apps are clogging up their screens? Does Joey ever open his health app, or is it just there for decor...

This week the guys kick things off with some March Madness chatter, sparked by a listener email about their earliest bracket memories. Naturally, Joey’s involves some questionable gambling decisions back in the 6th grade. Hoosier gets fired up (as expected) over the listener comparing IU basketball to Notre Dame football, and let’s just say he’s not having it. The episode rolls into a brand new Ar...

The guys kick things off this week diving into the CEO burger wars, where fast food big shots are showing if they can actually eat there own food.  Naturally, that somehow turns into a quick detour into an Arc Raiders story that proves once again that gaming decisions made late at night are rarely good ones. Then the episode gets into the real meat of things, how the guys actually got their nickna...

This week the boys recap their questionable life choices from the weekend trip to the legendary Delaware Oyster Eat. Joey rolled in at 11am sharp to join the crew from the Duh It Down Podcast for a live broadcast, but the real question is how much of the day does Joey actual remember? Between battling clouds of cigar smoke, dodging rogue pocket dogs, and taking their chances with egg salad sandwic...

This week’s episode kicks off with immediate violence of the verbal kind. Hoosier comes out hot with some good old fashioned fat shaming, which of course sends Joey spiraling straight into the arms of America’s true comfort system fast food. What follows is a highly scientific breakdown of the best fries and burgers in the game. There are bold takes, controversial rankings, and a disturbing revela...

This week the boys go for the gold and immediately trip over the hurdles. They dive into the Olympics, including the weirdest events ever conceived by humans with too much free time. We’re talking plunging, poodle clipping, and other sports that make cornhole look elite. Things get a little tangled when discussing the greatest decathlete of all time (turns out pronouns are harder than pole vaultin...

This week, the guys are back on their absolute stupidity. Things kick off with some serious hair talk and no, not just what’s on your head. From there it’s a full on potpourri of topics including Poopourri, Viagra, and other things that probably shouldn’t be discussed in public. Then Hoosier breaks out his games once again, clearly designed to make Joey look as dumb as humanly possible. They dive...

Hoosier gave Joey Bags some homework this week to dig into the wild, twisted saga of the Murdaugh family murders. Joey shows up (mostly) prepared, and the guys break down the case that has more plot twists than a more plot twists than a small town rumor mill. Powerful family, shady finances, suspicious deaths, and a trial that had everyone yelling at their TV. They dig into the details, debate wha...

What if Bigfoot is real… and birds are just government drones? This week we spiral into conspiracy theory chaos, covering everything from the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot to the moon landing, ancient pyramids, JFK, and the infamous Clinton death list. Along the way, we ask the important questions no one else will—like who’s funding the “Birds Aren’t Real” movement and whether asshole wasps are pa...

Joey kicks things off by introducing Hoosier to a new game, "Gross or Acceptable," tackling life’s most divisive questions including dogs licking faces, picking your nose, and whether a phone that’s seen the bathroom is ever truly clean. The laughs keep coming as Hoosier vents about his biggest pet peeves, with a special focus on terrible drivers, before an unexpected Squatty Potty conve...

The boys kick things off the only way they know how drinking beers and a quick, regrettable trip down husky pants memory lane. From there, it’s straight into the chaotic world of reality TV, past and present. They reminisce about old-school classics like The Gong Show , before Joey takes an international detour to Spanish Temptation Island and pours one out for poor, broken Montoya. A discussion a...

Ring in the New Year with the boys as they kick things off by wishing everyone a Happy New Year and revisiting their most memorable—or most forgotten—NYE moments. Joey admits he rang in the new year at home watching the Stranger Things finale, which quickly spirals into a heated debate over the best and worst TV series finales of all time. Of course, things hit a snag when Hoosier proudly embraces...

This week the guys sit down with a true workhorse of professional wrestling — The Brooklyn Brawler . With a career spanning decades, the Brawler shares stories from inside the locker room, life on the road, and what it was like working during some of the most iconic eras in wrestling history. From unforgettable opponents to the realities of being in the ring night after night, nothing is off the t...

It’s the most wonderful mess of the year. The guys kick things off by uncovering Joey’s gift-wrapping technique best described as a monkey fighting a roll of tape. From there, they dive deep into forgotten Christmas movies, argue over which ones still slap, and which should be banned to the North Pole vault forever. A mini-tournament crowns the greatest Christmas movie villain of all time, Christm...

This week’s episode kicks off with Hoosier absolutely strutting like he personally coached the team, crowing about Indiana crashing the CFP while Joey pretends not to care (he cares). From there, the boys take a few necessary shots at the baby of Notre Dame, because tradition matters. Hoosier then tries some psychological warfare with a game of This or That, hoping to rattle Joey… so naturally Joe...

The guys dive into their gloriously awkward middle school years, including Hoosier going from looking like he was built out of spare parts from a LEGO bin to suddenly becoming the guy everyone blamed for their “funny feelings” in homeroom. Even the lunch ladies were like, “Well damn, someone’s hormones finally kicked in"  Joeybags relives his painfully awkward first kiss, they revisit school...

The boys kick things off by thawing out Mariah Carey for her annual holiday rampage, then immediately ruin the Christmas spirit with back-to-back quizzes. Hoosier puts Joey Bags through a brutally unnecessary beer quiz, and Joey fires back with a Lego quiz that exposes just how… intimate Hoosier’s relationship with plastic bricks really is. They cool down (barely) with some sports talk about a cer...

This week, Joey Bags and Hoosier serve up a full Thanksgiving platter of chaos. The guys kick things off with their shitty Night-Before-Thanksgiving stories —the kind that make you thankful you survived your 20s. They debate the best bar games , and rank their favorite side dishes. Then it’s onto Black Friday Madness, complete with plenty of stories involving a Walmart. Hoosier also pitches some t...

In this week’s episode, we dive into Things Men Do That Disgust Women —a list so long we had to keep Hoosier from adding footnotes. Then we take a hard left into Crazy Church Stories , because nothing pairs better with unholy behavior than a little Sunday trauma. And yes… there’s more games with Hoosier, plus way too much penis talk. Tricks, games, sizes—we’re basically running a carnival booth at...

It’s No Nut November and the boys are absolutely losing it. Things start innocent enough with a game of F–Marry–Kill featuring cartoon characters , but quickly spiral into Hoosier confessing his unhealthy knife fetish and the arrival of some very questionable tester monkeys. Meanwhile, Hoosier’s dad is out there raw-dogging life—chugging milk and doing 90 on the highway—while Joey Bags proves he’s...

The boys are feeling spooky as they dive into all things Halloween.  They kick things off with a heated (and slightly drunk) debate over the most controversial candy on Earth: Candy Corn . Love it or hate it, someone’s getting a root canal. Then it’s on to costumes, from awkward childhood fits to adult “slutty everything” looks. They confess their best (and worst) trick-or-treat memories, the chao...

It’s time to bust out the dusty toy chest and a questionable amount of childhood trauma. In this episode, the guys dive deep into the glory days of Gen X toys—when screens were tiny, plastic was king, and every toy smelled vaguely like lead paint. From slamming buttons on electronic football like it owed them money, to ripping open Stretch Armstrong like a couple of feral hyenas, nothing from thei...

This week, the guys try to power through a technical nightmare as their microphones wage war against them. But the show must go on—especially when “ Wheel of Impersonations ” is involved. From chaotic Peter Griffin impressions to truly cursed attempts at Joe Pesci and John Travolta, the wheel has no mercy… and neither do their terrible accents. 😅 So grab your headphones, embrace the audio glitche...

This week, the guys fire up the flux capacitor and head straight into Hollywood’s alternate universe where Eric Stoltz actually stayed in Back to the Future and John Travolta turned down the chance to say, “Life is like a box of chocolates.” They imagine how those iconic movies would’ve totally changed and possibly ruined our childhoods.  Then, they swerve hard into America’s dumbest still-active...