Smeared Mascara

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite unknown podcast, Smeared Mascara.  This week Brooke and Mandy are struggling per the usual. The planets are fighting, the world is burning, and the hormones are unpredictable.  Listen to the ladies discuss the MTV VMAs and the lackluster George Michael tribute, hear the strong opinions about the disgusting Cornell 7, and meet the pod’s new bff named S...

Send us Fan Mail Yes, it’s another episode of the highly loved and under-sponsored podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week the slaydies ki-ki about homeschooling moms, Trump TV, youth basketball, and the Ed Sheeran debacle. (If you’re a Sheeran-ator, please weigh in) Brooke and Mandy are going through some shizz right now. The homies in the age group know what’s up. The hormone levels are dropping alm...

Send us Fan Mail The hoochie mamas are back and ready to entertain!  Brooke gives us the 411 on the Lindsay Clancy trial, Bama Rush Tok, and our independent news angel Aaron Parnas.  There’s also mention of an avoided cooch catastrophe.  Mandy describes her astrological disappointments, family miscommunication, and surviving an Oakland estuary boat ride.  Disclaimer: At the time of recording, ther...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite unhinged pop culture podcast. This episode starts off strong with boofing. Not sure what it is? Clench those booty checks because you’re gonna learn today.  The ladies provide some parenting advice per a listener’s request. Disclaimer: Brooke and Mandy are far from perfect parents and certainly aren’t experts. Please consult professionals for serious...

Send us Fan Mail This is the post July 4th episode. The US turned 250 and we still don’t care. Mitch McConnell was (and still is) missing. Has anyone checked the morgue?  Brooke fills us in on her out of state adventure to Colorado, the centennial state. Turns out there’s more than just mountains there.  Mandy shares her quick trip to the Big D, Disneyland. Yes, she’s a weird Disney adult.  The la...

Send us Fan Mail First of all, back up. Personal space needs to be respected. Second of all, back up more.  The ladies of Smeared Mascara are coming in hot. Politics, religion, and finances anyone??  Pick a topic, any topic and we can bitch about it.  Brooke tells us about She Week in Las Vegas, and how Flava Flav definitely knows what time it is. Yeahhh boyeeee!  Mandy shares how she survived sec...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite pop culture pod, Smeared Mascara. This week the ladies come in hot with strong, chlorinated opinions. It’s summer, they’re perimenopausal, and lethal.  Brooke reminisces about her childhood and the significance of daytime soaps. Whatchu know about Port Charles in the 80s??? The latest Netflix documentary about a post-hysterectomy pregnancy is discusse...

Send us Fan Mail It’s summertime and it’s slammin’. In case you couldn’t tell, we’re still in our Rhode Island slang era.  The pod took a few weeks off between recordings. There is so much to catch up on in this episode. TV, socials, slang, concerts and more!  This week you’ll hear about Brooke’s mortal enemy on the softball field… the sun. Can we get a quality sunscreen sponsor up in here, please...

Send us Fan Mail Time to treat your ear drums to another episode of Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear about Starbuck’s inconsistent customer service. All we want is a hello and maybe a smile, ummmmkaaaayyy? Brooke shares her Florence and the Machine concert experience. Apparently Flo didn’t publicize the dress code.  Not everyone wears flowy dresses to a concert, Flo. Mandy hopes for the oppo...

Send us Fan Mail Hello friends and loyal listeners! It’s your favorite pod duo, Brooke and Mandy. In this episode you’ll hear us talk about another assassination attempt on the president. Can you believe how many times this man has cheated death? It’s quite impressive! There’s NO WAY any of this could be fake.  We touch on the biggest breakup of the spring season, Meg & Klay. Some people need...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about their activity levels during the golden age of FitBits, a trip to SoCal, and week one of Coachella. As always, there is an update on the latest government drama. What will Kash Money freak out about next? Will another movie “inspire” a bible quote used in a speech?  Kiss or Miss is back!...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara! Our technical department has been hard at work clearing storage and procuring new equipment to bring you more podcast gold. This week you’ll hear all about Easter plans and the lack of Instagram-able moments, fierce ass women in sports, high school drama, and how the political state of the US is still gross.  So break open those...

Send us Fan Mail It’s time for your regular dose of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear the latest about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Drama moves faster than a Mormon engagement in MomTok World.  Brooke and Mandy also talk about aging and the loss of one’s independence, TikTok content creation as an income stream, and upcoming protests. Of course there is major discussion about cats becaus...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara.  This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It never ends with these people!   The hookups, the breakups… the content creation! The ladies get in depth about iPhone storage and the scam of it all. Can we just go back to landlines and note passing? You’ll also hear about the local St. Patrick’s Day...

Send us Fan Mail Pack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies.  Those who are skank-curious are also welcome. As always, Brooke and Mandy comment on the current state of our federal dumpster fire. Please don’t stand too close to the toxic flames. The ladies make some consumer confessions during Kiss or Miss. Find out just how long the...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to another riveting episode of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear about world news interpreted by two middle aged MILFs, the latest sporty spice happenings, and another installment of Kiss or Miss.  Drop us a line to let us know where you stand on cannabis use at youth sporting events, and give us your opinion on open communication in the beauty industry.  So grab...

Send us Fan Mail It may seem like you’re hearing about the Olympics and Bad Bunny everywhere. This episode of Smeared Mascara is no exception.  Listen to Brooke and Mandy give a recap of their Super Bowl Sundays. You’ll hear about food, fun and of course the halftime show. ¡Guepa! You’ll also get the 411 about an Olympic skier’s alleged attempt at “inflating” his score.  You won’t want to skip thi...

Send us Fan Mail Bust out the pen and paper or open up that Notes app, because Smeared Mascara is helping you get your life together. You’ll hear how you can get shit done with a little help from your homies.  In this episode you’ll also hear Brooke and Mandy’s opinions on Grammy fashion. Did they watch the show? Nope. Are they gonna judge it? Yup.  The ladies will also let you know how they feel...

Send us Fan Mail Brrrr, it’s cold in here. Feels like Smeared Mascara in the atmosphere! In this week’s episode you’ll hear how Brooke and Mandy are purging clutter for the new year. Look for an influx of disco balls and fur coats at secondhand stores near you!   Also discussed is how the Bay Area is pre-gaming for the Super Bowl. There’s plenty to do if you didn’t get tickets to the game.  So get...

Send us Fan Mail Remember that time at your wedding when that famous singer called you out onto the dance floor and your mother-in-law rushed out and started dancing inappropriately with your husband? Well we weren’t there but we love seeing the memes about the Beckham wedding!  Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara where Brooke and Mandy hyper focus on pop culture’s latest obsession....

Send us Fan Mail Join Brooke and Mandy as they discuss pop culture and yucky politics. You’ll hear a riveting conversation about the movie Anaconda, birthday parties, and the latest in this country’s fuckery  So give us a listen if you need a break from reality. Sometimes all you can do is laugh when things are this bad. We really are a good time! For realsies! Rated DFA for Dumpster Fire Awarenes...

Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year from Smeared Mascara! Brooke and Mandy are entering 2026 in an organized and clear fashion. The ladies have some goals that are going to help them thrive in this new era of life. Listen as they share ideas that will hopefully inspire you to live a cuntier life.  Of course there are side conversations to hear, and duh, frankfurters are discussed… but would you expect...

Send us Fan Mail Brrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck.  Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a unibrow.  Brooke tells us about the Diddy documentary and how 50 Cent’s pettiness is helping bring this story to the masses. Mandy shares a story abou...

Send us Fan Mail It’s time for the latest installment of your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear about digital etiquette, baby shower games, and political garbage. Brooke and Mandy will inform you of the latest on TikTok, Mormon Wives, and domestic conundrums.  So make sure your JZ Hair extensions are fastened well because you’re about to embark on a wild ri...

Send us Fan Mail Sorry for the delayed episode. The universe had Mandy in a figure four leg lock and it’s just now released.  In this episode you’ll enjoy hearing about recent Bay Area earthquakes, ICE displaying icy behavior, and other pop culture/political moments amplified by socials. Did you hear about the baby formula social experiment? If not, Brooke’s got it covered for you.  So sit back wi...