Slappin' Bird

Send a text Greg, Nico, and Alex fly troholo sans guest this week due to unforeseen scheduling problems and lack of funds.  Fortunately they came with an arsenal of bits for your listening pleasure, from a brand new podcast sponsor, to a new ad by the Old Fashioned Irish Building Company, a new company building homes way out of code and way too small for modern needs.  It's a new way for us t...

Send a text In the second part of our double-ended episode with Nial, we continue to let things go wrong and nothing is really going right, until the Gods of Metal open the sky, encumbering us with the vocal chords of Heavy Metal Royalty.  Sha na, na na, na na, na na na na! Check out the parts of the podcast that didn't make the cut and other clips on our YouTube channel, Slappin Bird Pod.  

Send a text In a bloated double feature, Nial joins us to recount stories of our childhood, share some of his opinions (which belong to Nial and Nial alone and do not represent the views of the Opinion Corps™).  Several new products are unveiled, many songs are made, and sometimes Nial is unable to control his volume so be ready to touch the dial.   Episode 10 coming soon, and exclusive content fr...

Send a text After losing Episode 7 to a devastating terrorist attack, the gang regroups and reflects on their premature vehicle purchases and ponders the floating blood skull of the lizard at Target, and why the man behind the 2-way mirror won't stop screaming.  

Send a text The podly crew takes their show on the road, ten miles up the road that is, to Ben's humble abode.  A steaming wolves den with dripping walls that stinks of weed, beer, and pizza.  Just what the doctor ordered.  

Send a text This episode features Uncle Ben, creator of Uncle Ben's ready rice, revealing the secrets to his irresistible, N'awlean's style rice dishes available in the pasta aisle. On the docket as well are the Kavanaugh hearings, and Brett's chances of winning in a fight against Russell Crowe. 

Send a text Our special guest Chris(p) Morin sits in on an eventful evening interrupt unceremoniously by "Ice Cream Jones" (a recently released pedophile posing as a children's radio talk show host), Western Griparoni (the guru on all things Western Grip), and the Handjob Witch. 

Send a text We finally reveal the meaning of "slappin' bird"! We are joined by our commandante Damien Grizzly-Fjordensen where we discuss our Bar Mitzvah's and how Nico's Rabbi wore a Go-Pro during his Bris; we formally thank Chris(p) Morin who made our Pod Artwork, we Big Up Dick's Sporting Goods and Modell's, Stericycle, and CVS (our corporate sponsors), and wh...

Send a text In this week's episode we discuss the much-ado on the legendary hand style "western grip", and speak with Elon Musk's attorney about his use of Angel Dust. We're also visited by the Handjob Witch, and descend into madness, but recover. We are also looking for a production assistant to abuse and harass!

Send a text We talk a little about ourselves, CERN, the left buttcheek fuckfest, and Twix, before diving deep into the best things our little state has to offer. Because who said being small had to mean "boring"! Right?! We'll take you on a journey through our humble, yet exciting home! EnjoyY!