Silent Screaming: Resurrected

She was a fairy. And he was a fairy. And.. Dakota Fanning was there as well. Patrick and Jordan talk about The Watchers and get real woodsy and sh*t. And also do an ASMR game.

Shhhhh In this episode, Patrick and Jordan talk (not quietly enough to survive) about A Quiet Place Day One.

MOMMY DADDY Patrick and Jordan are here to talk about SkinnyLegs/Longlegs, staring NepoBaby Nick Cage and Maika Monroe, directed by NepoBaby Osgood Perkins.

Agatha Christie and a Gen Zer had a baby, and his name is Pete Davidson. This episode, Patrick and Jordan talk about Bodies Bodies Bodies, drink a blue drink, panic over name pronunciations, and reveal the cure to colds and other bugs. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at SilentScreamingPodcast@gmail...

Patrick and Jordan are back to talk about the Goofy mov-errrrr I mean Arcadian, Starring Nicholas Cage, Jaeden Martell, Maxwell Jenkins, and Sadie Soverall. They also do an ASMR challenge, talk about the Nicholas Cage-issance, and wear apocalypse dirt and beige. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at S...

They're here. And by they, we mean us in our half-assed clown costumes, taking about POLTERGEIST. Hear us discuss the curse, the pool of real dead bodies and more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at SilentScreamingPodcast@gmail.com.

How do you solve a problem like Sydney Sweeney? Find out in our latest episode where we talk about Immaculate, hoo-ha's, catholicism, and so much more. TW: this conversation includes discussion of fictionalized sexual abuse within the film. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at SilentScreamingPodc...

Bradshaw? Mulligan? Comma Jim? In this episode, Patrick and Jordan talk about Stephen King's creation with the most adaptations (I didn't google this, don't quote me), CARRIE. Its a battle royale of Sissy Spacek vs. Chloe Grace Moretz vs. book Carrie. In this episode, Patrick and Jordan also talk about hollywood-ugly, do some ASMR, put on prom dresses and cover themselves in fake blood...

Patrick and Jordan become 70s talkshow hosts to chat about the hit indie film, Late Night with the Devil. Also they chat about AI, mac and cheese, cars with feelings and so much more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at SilentScreamingPodcast@gmail.com.

Patrick and Jordan throw on their leotards and tights to talk to you about Abigail, the 2024 horror movie about a kidnapped ballerina. Conversation also includes warm tequila, From Dusk Til Dawn, Matilda, Elon Musk, movie marketing that reveals too much, vampire puppetry, and more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want,...

HO HA, b*tches. Our episode on Ari Aster's Midsommar is here. In this episode, Patrick and Jordan talk about all things Harga (cant believe they went all the way to Sweden but didnt go to Ikea). And rant about how good Florence Pugh is.

I AM YOUR MOTHER. - Toni Collette (also Megan Trainor, your mom, and RuPaul probably). This week's episode features Patrick and Jordan discussing the CLASSIC film by Ari Aster, Hereditary. Join them for tongue pops, sound games, and so much more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at SilentScreami...

This week, we chat about the 2005 film starring THE Kate Hudson, featuring a special guest host Caroline Munsell (from the Austin-based comedy group, Egg Party). Jordan misses out on a convo surrounding the "spookyfication" of Louisiana in popular media, cajun food, pooh-bearing, ouija boards and more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give u...

The creme de la creme of home invasion horror. Jordan and Patrick talk about one of their all time faves, The Strangers (Starring Liv Tyler and the male lead whose name escapes us, and I know I can google it but I prefer to just call him guy right now). They also do an ASMR segment, and chat about Glee, Dennis Reynolds, Melissa Barrera (#FreePalestine), Abigail, fake straight crushes from gay pre...

Just in time for the announcement of the new movie in the Quiet Place cinematic universe (Day One), Patrick and Jordan are back to talk about the OG film! Join them as they talk John Krazinski, Oppenheimer, floating gentlemen, Scotch & Splenda, Rattled & Shook, American Nightmare, Paparazzi, Stanley and more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (g...

Re-releasing our first video episode from back in season 1!!! Notice how much our sound and video quality has improved from back then? In this episode, Jordan and Patrick talk "Orphan: First Kill," the new prequel to the 2009 film Orphan (both starring Isabelle Fuhrman as the titular orphan). Join them for their first video episode (Spotify only) as they drink too much, mispronounce word...

In this episode, Patrick and Jordan talk about all four Hell House LLC movies. Other things they chat about: Cobweb, Hell, Saltburn, the VHS franchise, TikTok reviewers, and more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at SilentScreamingPodcast@gmail.com. New theme song by Caroline Munsell!!

The latest reboot of The Exorcist came out recently, and Patrick and Jordan are ready to talk about it. Did it live up to the hype of the chilling trailer? Other things on the agenda in this ep: 2023 faves, evil New Years Resolutions, the ghost of William Friedkin, Pineapple Express, some actual ASMR sounds, juice cleanses, and more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To se...

If you were a dead ghost child who got to control a giant animatronic, what kind of animal would you be? We answer this question in more in our very drunk episode about Five Nights At Freddy's, starring Josh Hutcherson (who somehow has not aged? And also is still a heartthrob?). Listen in for Patrick and Jordan talking about Disney Gays, Rachel Zegler, video game movies, and Jordan telling ver...

The tenth....TENTH Saw film to hit theaters came out recently, and Patrick and Jordan are here to drink and talk about it. Was it good? Does there need to be an 11th? Is it time for John Cramer to retire? Did Jigsaw travel to Mexico in John's carry on? Find out more in the episode. We also chat about Insidious Red Door, Cobweb, and so much more! Drink along with us. Grab your favorite tequila...

Life feeling like an axe to the face? Listen to our new episode, where we discuss a new Argentinian Horror film that contains...literal axes to the face, to feel better about yours! When Evil Lurks is getting rave reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. What do Patrick and Jordan think? Tune in to find out this and to hear conversation about: Winnie The Pooh Blood & Honey, Skims, Nipples, Fractions, Gen-Z...

WE'RE BACK! SEASON 2 IS HERE! Patrick and Jordan get tipsy and talk about the movie that traumatized them as younger folks, Exorcism of Emily Rose. Our equipment is getting better and now we have a new bomb-ass theme song by Caroline Munsell. Don't forget to follow us on socials @silentscreamingpodcast, and to rate review and subscribe babesss!

Happy Halloween. The only thing scarier than two millennials podcasting at you... is two DRUNK millennials podcasting at you. In this episode, Jordan and Patrick rank their top 5 Halloween films, and do some drunk ASMR ChatGPT shit.

In this episode, Patrick and Jordan are joined by Paige Brandt (host of the podcast Your Poor Dad) to talk about the new demon sister slasher, Evil Dead Rise. Join them as they drink and discuss this gorefest, as well as Taylor Swift, cheese gwaters, eyeballs, Lola from CatDog, Left Girl and more. Hear more from Paige by following her on instagram @PaigeBrandt7, as well as the Your Poor Dad instag...