Sh*t on the Table

One More Update Before We Get Back To It 07.02.2022 1:12:49 ↓

In our last episode we updated you all on what has happened with Mobile Vanessa.  This episode we update you on what has been going on with Salon Vanessa.

We’re Back With A Birthing Update! 24.01.2022 1:47:58 ↓

This episode is all about Vanessa's Birthing Experience

You Look Like A Beast! 08.11.2021 1:18:01 ↓

This episode is just talking about life.

Wafflestomping 25.10.2021 1:49:42 ↓

We've come up with our million dollar grooming plan, don't steal it!  Unless you live outside of Vegas...

I Just Let Them Know I Don‘t Have Any Pants On 11.10.2021 2:14:39 ↓

This episode is all over the place, enjoy!

Were They Floaters Or Was This Diarrhea? 27.09.2021 2:04:59 ↓

We're back... and our topic this week is how to talk to your clients.

When You Make Eye Contact, It‘s Really Weird 13.09.2021 1:45:54 ↓

We're back and go over everything that's happened over the last month or so, including SuperZoo!

It Sounds Like She Was Getting Turned On By You 02.08.2021 1:18:38 ↓

We had a hard time coming up with a topic, so we discussed our weeks and went straight to stories!

I Wear Gags For Fun! 19.07.2021 1:51:29 ↓

This episode covers mobile Vanessa's experience with Covid while being pregnant with twins, and we also discuss the grooming communities problem with Dollar Shave Club.

Never Had Brown Titties Before... Got Brown Titties... 21.06.2021 1:57:32 ↓

This episode is all about Superzoo Classes.

She Said To Go Jerkoff Indoors! 07.06.2021 1:39:10 ↓

In this episode we discuss Vanessa's Pregnancy, Funny Client stories, and our Work vs Pay relationship.

I've Got Mom Issues... I've Got Daddy Issues Too 24.05.2021 1:59:47 ↓

In this episode we update you on Vanessa's Pregnancy, a dog's death involving the Groomer's Helper, and some other groomer related drama.

Elbows Deep In The Grey Water Tank 10.05.2021 1:37:18 ↓

This episode covers POS systems, Pregnancy, and Ryan's Pet Supply being purchased by a larger company.

.... It Happened One Time... 26.04.2021 1:23:21 ↓

In this episode we discuss "Maintenance Grooming" and announcing Vanessa's pregnancy on the podcast before telling family.

Unsolicited Dick Picks!!!... 12.04.2021 1:34:41 ↓

In this episode we discuss Vanessa's pregnancy update and we discuss groups that you may want to check out on Facebook.

Daddy?!?!?… Daddy?!?!? 29.03.2021 1:48:16 ↓

In the episode we make a special announcement, as well a product review and pissing people off on the internet.

So That Dog's Just Asking For It... 15.03.2021 1:39:56 ↓

In this episode, you'll hear one of the funniest arguments Vanessa and Vanessa have ever had, as well as their opinions on bartering services.

We're Like OB's For Dogs 01.03.2021 1:24:37 ↓

Sorry about the audio in this episode.  We will be looking to fix the issue before our next episode is recorded.  Thanks is advance.

I Hope I See Her At The Hotel Later 15.02.2021 1:42:46 ↓

In the episode we discuss Vanessa appearing in an episode of the HBOMax show, Haute Dog!

We're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. 18.01.2021 1:43:39 ↓

This episode is a complete explanation of why we were unable to record our last episode.

I'm Not Gonna Jump Up and Down and Hug You Each Time You Tip Me 21.12.2020 1:14:54 ↓

In this episode we discuss the groomer/client relationship, pre-groom consultations, and briefly go over the holidays.

I'm a Dirty Dog Groomer And I Don't Wear Underwear 07.12.2020 1:38:52 ↓

In this episode we discuss our weeks, products, and someone who was calling out the dog grooming community.

You DID Masturbate With The Velocity Dryer! 23.11.2020 1:38:44 ↓

We had to record this episode in two different sessions due to a neighborhood blackout.  Enjoy!

The World Is Not Going To End If You Take A Sick Day 09.11.2020 1:31:33 ↓

After discussing our weeks, we interview one of our listeners discussing her operations as a house call groomer.