Shoot'n The Shits

Episode # 49 - Shits Gets Real Dark - ( Mateo & Willie Joe ) Today we discuss a whole bunch of topics things that will make many people upset, tongues are not bit and jokes are made, put on your thick skin and bring your sense of humor today. Things like Prop 36 and 47, Irish potato boats, unfunny Allan from 2 and a half men, tomato tamato camel uh kamala, retarded people , voting for a woman...

Episode # 48 - In My Projects - ( Yoda & Willie Joe ) In todays episode we discuss mass, historical events such as the civil war, Barbary pirates, how easily people are deceived, how much of an awful person Gavin Newsome is, we also name was many United States Presidents as we can, Coo Coo Cal, Brooks and Dunn with their neon moon, Kool XL cigarettes, hate groups, we name as many elements from...

Episode # 47 - CEO Wanted Posters - ( Mateo & Willie Joe ) Today we talk about Selena, the 1996 women’s gymnastics team in the Olympics, Luigi Mangione who may or may not be related to Chuck, Movies with Val Kilmer, Keanu Reeves, and John Leguizamo, we also name as many United States presidents as we can, and much much more enjoy! Check Out Our YouTube Channels! Controlling Quality Entertainme...

Episode # 46 - " Just Shred The Constitution A Little Bit " -( Willie Joe & Yoda ) Today we discuss everything you love to hear about. Your favorite and least favorite politicians, abortion, 25 vs 1, your Mother and everything else under the sun. Along with movie from Daniel Stern, Russel Crowe, and Denzel Washington..... Enjoy! Controlling Quality Entertainment : ⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@contro...

Episode # 45 - 3 sheets to the Adjust Low Light - ( Willie Joe, Mateo, and Yoda ) Today we discuss amazing things such as…. Donating organs, all kinds of dumbass background effects, heavily used lungs for transplant, blown out F-150’S, Pep Boys Jokes, prep your organs, Yoda is the real Jamie, quandaries, rape and why some people can’t be good at it, this is Spartq, we should talk about inmates vot...

Episode # 44 - In-N-Out Veal - ( Willie Joe, Mateo, & Yoda ) Today we discuss Lizzo, sweet & beautiful disaster, Getting jumped, shatting thyself, double backing and taking shits, shoe prints on face, panhandling, Jeramiah, Sears automotive repair, Cinedomes, Ernie’s liquor store, scribbly letter meat, how animals age, voting to increase tax, eating lamb and veal, disturbing dietary habits...

Episode # 43 - Unch Unch Unch Kakistocracy - ( Willie Joe, Mateo, and Yoda ) Today we shall speak about drywall, How oasis’s are created, heavy rain fall, the Arabian peninsula, cloud seeding, climate change, Bronze Age collapse, Taylor Swift’s carbon footprint, Farmers’ Almanac, DUCKDUCKGO, weather in 1945, bovine flatulence, bigotry, the crack between your arm and body, possum    vs chicken, pos...

Episode # 42 - N64 vs 3DO vs PS1 vs WCW vs NWO vs ATTITUDE - ( Willie Joe & Yoda ) Today we discuss me looking like Noob Sabot, Duckhunt, Gamecubes goofy ass controller, N64, Playstation, lots of video game shits, football, Terrell Owens and Yoda not caring about him, The Mayflower, Politics, growing up, you know the routine by now, tune in and enjoy y’all! Controlling Quality Entertainment :...

Episode # 41 - Murdering Babies Is Women's Rights? - ( Mateo & Yoda ) Today we talk about an alcoholic prostitute losing an election, we also discuss how bad our lives will be after Trump got elected again. Our sons can't compete in women sports, can't murder babies 9 months into pregnancy. Even tho it's up to the states now.... But hey! There's also a Trump abortion ban that doesn't exist but...

Episode # 40 -  This is for you Puffers! Insurance raping you in the butt,  ID to buy booze and smokes but not to vote, giving junkies narcan and getting stabbed in the neck as a result, kites with teeth, Pamela Anderson and the Sacramento River fish, tweakers and MacGyver, “ It’s me Diddy”, co workers, Matt getting blocked by a klanswomen, white guilt, Spaniard’s are white adjacent, Tim Walz the...

Episode # 39 - Gone With The Wind - ( Matt, Yoda, & Dustin ) Gone With The Wind - Sometimes the glass is half full and sometimes it’s half empty. This time, half of the podcast is gone with the wind due to a technical error. This 2+ hour podcast became 1 hour. However, enjoy the greatness of what did make it to the light. This podcasts glass is half full and today we’re talking about the Kenne...

Episode # 38 - Simpsons Did It 7.62x51mm Zip Tie Pocket Knife - ( Drunken Lizard & Yoda ) In today's long awaited upload after not uploading without reason......... We discuss amazing topics such as Goldie Hawn movies, Daryl Strawberry on the Isotopes, Pierogis, a large variety of hot dogs, Britney Spears twirling knives, movies that didn't exist, movies that did exist, swimming across large b...

Episode # 37 - How's The Fam? - ( Gaylord ) Today we sit back and have a more laid back casual conversation. Mostly talk about family, life, and the haves and the have nots. Wes still touch on some current topics, security guard getting held at gun point at an Oakland 7/11. Enjoy this episode while you clean the back yard or lift weights..... Videos Used In This Podcast : Importer Exporter : h...

Episode # 36 - Stephen King & The Ritual of Chüd - ( Drunken Lizard & Yoda ) We say and talk about a whole bunch of things we probably shouldn't. We look down on actors and authors from our Ivory Tower..... Other than that, we also talk about a whole bunch of interesting topics. The Schmidt Pain Index, Religion, IT, Olympics, wars, riots, and movies of course. Clips used in this episod...

Episode # 35 - 6 Star Trans Drone Army - ( Drunken Lizard - Yoda ) Today we discuss hard hitting topics such as horny men chasing rhinoceros horns / a large army of drones in the near future / 6 stars being acquired / a whole lot of politics, I mean a lot of politics / why aren't certain impoverished countries getting the help the need / life, and movies that include Wesley Snipes, Michael Mad...

Episode # 34 - The Lost Podcast - ( Gello ) -- Original Air Date Should Of Benn Last Year -- GMO humans, happily eating crow about Celtics trade, Tim Tebow, inaccurately talking about Arron Hernandez, Cardinals sucking (Drunken Lizard), the great battle between the Amazonian women and the homosexuals, Homo Floresiensis, blood type Hh, poached to extinction leopards, Mary dying in Oregon Trail, me...

Episode # 33 - Larry Legend Above The 33rd Degree - ( G ) God bless Mary Vincent! On this special 33rd episode we give thanks to Calvin for paving the way for fantasy Football and creating memories for Gaylorcd to share with us all. We also discuss Russia, Hamas, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, overall a fantastic interview with a very loved guest. Some would say my favorite thus far…...

Episode # 32 - Georgia State Senator Yoda Is - ( Joe ) In this episode we talk about the attempted assassination of the 45th president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump. We discuss Olden Polynice, Tim Donaghy, outsourcing, little bit of economics, smok'n a Bronson or two, Gold Jordan 1's, Nike, Bezos, and rotating draw bridges. Enjoy & you're welcome........... Check...

Episode # 31 - Better Late Than Neva - ( Gello ) Shits get shot about Basketball and all sorts of other shits in this late upload. Controlling Quality Entertainment : ⁠https://youtube.com/@controllingqualityentertai8170

Episode # 30 - Room Temp Plunge - ( Drunken Lizard & Gello ) Today the gang talks about interesting things like Wu-Tang, LFL, WNBA, Martín Gramática, imploding submarines, Hunter Biden, Kwanzaa, Sam Kenisin, and some Greek dude who married a 6 year old. Controlling Quality Entertainment : https://youtube.com/@controllingqualityentertai8170 Drunk Uncle Entertainment : @DrunkUncleEntertainment  

Episode # 29 - Lets Talk About It Pt. 2 - ( Gaylord ) Y'all in for a treat today, we leave no stone unturned today as we talk about all the hot topics under the sun. everything from Politics, Religion, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Slavery, BLM, Trans, Drag Shows, and of course the 10 Commandments. This episode was made into 2 parts due to it's length, so listen to both and don't miss out!...

Episode # 28 - Lets Talk About It Pt. 1 - ( Gaylord ) Y'all in for a treat today, we leave no stone un turned today as we talk about all the hot topics under the sun. everything from Politics, Religion, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Slavery, BLM, Trans, Drag Shows, and of course the 10 Commandments. This episode was made into 2 parts due to it's length, so listen to both and don't miss out!...

Episode # 27 - Getting Cancelled - ( Drunken Lizard ) We talk about Cup O Noodles, Donald Trump, and Hollywood culture with children. Also go over things like masturbating to dead ladies, racist movie role, and what we would name a gay strip club. Sit back and enjoy..... Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0DfWNlm1PvvNsOqBNU5YYD Applecast : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shootn-the-shit...

Episode # 26 - LesGo -( Drunken Lizard ) We celebrate good times and y'all are in for a ride today! just sit back and enjoy! Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0DfWNlm1PvvNsOqBNU5YYD Applecast : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shootn-the-shits/id1675208591 iHeart Radio : https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-shootn-the-shits-110121752/ Google Podcast : https://podcasts.google.com/feed/...

Episode # 25 - Quarter-Century Deep ( Solo Joe ) That's correct, no typo here, a solid 25 episodes in and going stronger than ever. Today I will be going over things such as the how the Celtics will be the first team in NBA Playoff history to come back from 0-3 !! How Disturbing The Peace (2002) is possibly the worst movie ever made, and last but not least. The Clovis people.. So sit back and...