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Our Dynamic duo has fallen down the podcast rabbit hole YET AGAIN. If you didn’t think these two bozos could get any bozo-ier, think again. This pod has a little bit of everything; from alternate dimension Halloween stores, sims robber costumes, Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment complex, shrimp purse, gay trees, burial rituals, nasty buffets, the bridge to Canada where you can’t turn around, and so much...

Our fearless duo are back and not a moment too soon. Enjoy an acoustic snippet from the song “Did you know that there’s boiled peanuts at the gas stations in the South under Diet Mountain Dew Boulevard”. This song is famously featured on Lana Del Rey’s unreleased album titled “Grenadine Daydream” (or at least that’s what Melissa says). The crew STILL keeps talking about Chicago. In the episode we...

This week on Serving! our dearly beloved break down the 2025 VMAs the only way two gay bozos can (in the most hectic, ADHD brain way). What did you think about Megan Stalter's lampshadeeeee? What do you think about her in general? Name a WOMAN??? Tom Ford smells SOUR???? Should the VMAs just turn into the TikTok Drag Queen Brunch show? Maybe that would be a good idea. Melissa is doing her best imp...

Our Dynamic Duo are back and things are getting juicy (from a black Yumi watermelon that is ;D ). From magical camping trips to $100 Erewhon sushi, the mid-shift crew is breaking down all the tea. Ian weighs in on fake celebrity death rumors and how they’re soooo 2007. Melissa records the entire podcast on one of those long skinny Bob Barker microphones. Scooter Braun, culottes, and AI dog videos...

This week Serving! gets a glow up! We're LIVE straight from the nail chair where Julia Stiles is working her manicure magic on Ian's digits. Melissa does her best to keep the conversation from smudging onto the cuticles. Between color choices and nail bed care, the crew dives into fast food chaos, mall nostalgia, and the eternal question: who actually eats at Arby's? With stories of coupon scams,...

The Serving! crew is back with a cozy (but still unhinged) episode full of Renaissance Fair tales, sexy Shrek discourse, childhood movie crushes, and the mystery of the neighbor who does laundry for 12 hours straight. Ian shares his survival tips for restaurant life, Melissa questions the logistics of the “gay agenda,” and together they uncover the horrifying truth about chicken lips. From medieva...

We're back baby!!!! New episodes every Tuesday. It's CHEWSDAY INNIT???

Please excuse the gap of talking at the beginning ( I’m too lazy to edit it ;) ). Honestly this is just a surprise episode enjoy it everybody. It’s a late upload from the LA fires. DON”T CLOCK MEEEEEEEEEE

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Did somebody say pyramid scheme? Join our downline today and secure your very own packet of Slug Water!! (Patent Pending) This episode has it all. Our two gay bozos talk Chinese diarrhea tea, wheeze laughing, “Why is it Spizzccssy?”, shrimp (poop chutes), restaurant managers, quitting jobs, Detroit deep dish, candle scents, and more! Melissa is starting a pyramid scheme for her electrolyte drink m...

Let’s play a game… a love game! The dynamic duo discuss the start of YouTube meme culture, first cellphones, early 2000’s tech, documenting memories, NPCs in real life, the Writers Strike, LA construction, and much more! Ian pitches his movie idea to A24 about an influencer who has an internet boyfriend. Melissa addresses the podcast’s HUGE audience with a little wink and a blink ;). There’s a lot...

The Gay Bozos are back at it with a new episode! Our two favorites talk about everything from entertaining the public, tips for straight men, running out of things to say, COVID, germs on public transit, St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago, Queen! (Smart Bar), Qu33r-bating, and more!! Melissa tells the story of learning to perform and making people cry during her first show. Ian discusses his experience...

It’s the Barbie movie recap episode! The duo discuss the good, the bad, and the UGLY of the new Barbie movie. Our cuties also discuss BenShapiro, the Women’s World Cup, gay marriage, sexism in America, acting“gay”, and much more! Melissa is secretly the director of Oppenheimer but just hasn’t told anybody yet. Ian lost his car keys yesterday and is still looking for them. Get in the window and hel...

Hi girlie! Do you wanna be a boss babe and earn all your own money? Well this is the podcast for you! The two gay people on this show discuss ALLt he topics. From crime, the citizen app, Chicago’s worst winter, restaurant hosts, celebrity etiquette, and much more! Melissa discusses her insanely thick and beautiful hair. Ian recalls his time raising farm animals in Indiana. There’s plenty to go aro...

Alright everybody it’s time to WAKE UP! Our fearless duo are back at it again whipping up another podcast for their hungry listeners. From topics such as how many years is vintage, motivational influencers, AAA, theBritney Spears slap, and much more! Melissa details the challenges with being left handed. Ian can’t stop talking about ‘The Idol’ even though it’s terrible. Everyone say happy birthday...

Guess who… it's the lesbians!! Pride month is over which means it's illegal to be gay again. Ian and Melissa are reeling from pride month festivities so there's feral energy in the air. The gang discuss lesbian parties, queefing on demand, Bridesmaids, catamarans, and more! The lesbians are heading out onto the open ocean for Melissa’s birthday. Ian is back fromIndiana with Mountain Dew mouth. Who...

After another long break the crew discusses another break…. Ian’s jaw!!This episode will make you laugh, make you cry, and give you a serious case of indigestion. The duo discuss Ian’s bike accident and the importance of being grateful for every day. Melissa discusses the gift of gab and its importance for the podcast. Taylor swift has taken over the world. Did you guys know The Killers are a Chri...

We’re back at it! Our dynamic duo haven’t seen each other in weeks and cover all their bases. From summer fitness journeys, to Chicago hangover food. The kids dish on demanding work schedules and taking breaks from serving. This episode has the Trunchible Halloween story so you can’t miss it! Dig in y’all

Producer Elmer has a juicy booty…. let’s talk about it! The duo discuss dental drama and they’ve got a bone to pick with Buffalo Wild Wings(Literally). Ian talks about his crazy Karen story including the power of negative Yelp reviews. Melissa tells her story about a CRAZY kitchen mixup in addition to skin-walker conspiracies. Ian’s getting a new diamond tooth so now he says “New tooth who dis”. #...

Have you guys done a cartwheel since you were 9? Lets talk about it!! We cover Lana Del Rey, celebrity culture, ruthless cafe experiences, and more. Melissa and Ian discuss their loose grip on the abstract concept of time and investigate why every restaurant is haunted. Melissa discusses the daily push notifications she receives about violent activities in K-Town. Ian confesses his love of lesbian...

Welcome back to the international house of podcasts! Our specials tonight include sizzling plate of LA drivers, stuffed with organic NumberOnePopstar, and topped with a smattering of The Boss Baby. Hear our take on Rihanna’s legendary halftime show where we address her haters directly. We might even reveal Melissa’s biggest fear (that has its own ASMR genre?!). Be sure to call your lawyers because...

Happy international guide dog day everyone! This episode has everything from choreographed dance, to NumberOnePopstar, to drag names of people in our hometowns! Hear the origin story behind Melissa’s iconic “That’s just the magic of Hollywood, baby”. Ian sprinkles in a little gratitude and Melissa brings the funny. You don’t wanna miss what we’re Serving!

It’s episode 1 everybody!!! We discuss what the weather is really like in LA, TikTok deciding beauty pageant winners, embarrassing moments while talking to tables, and soooo much more! Melissa makes Ian try her nut drink so theres a lot going on. The dynamic duo ask each other the burning questions they’ve always wanted to ask. This episode is so good “it’s dangerous”….