Segment City

Don’t get the title of this episode twisted, I promise it has nothing to do with Jack Daniels. You’re gonna have to listen to find out what that means. This week on the podcast Will talks about the many methods of getting rid of lionfish, as well as a report on the new nutritious Lunchables. Which is pretty much admitting that they weren’t nutritious before, but hey who’s even paying attention. He...

Tip #1: Don't. We need loyal drones- I mean, employees to do the heavy lifting while the C-Suite goes and plays their 12 game of golf this week.   This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about sending postcards in 2023, how weird modern advertisements are, Campbell’s soup’s strange new Ghost Pepper soup, Will tells you “How to Quit Your Job without Burning Bridges” (as literally written by HR...

Come on down to the Multi-Head No-Head On Average Normal Amounts of Heads Hut! We’re working on a new name, but hey you’re here to take a look at creatures with variable amounts of heads, not analyze our branding. This week on the podcast Theo reports on the return of the KFC Double Down, a truly chaotic creation making it’s re-debut. He also brings a selection of posts from the subreddit Am I the...

Self explanatory, really. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how bad TV remotes have gotten, Theo takes us down to Georgia to hear about a woman crashing her car into a KFC because she didn’t get biscuits, Will informs the public that a deranged Cookie Monster is haunting Californian piers, Theo goes down to the “Crystal Shop” to tell us about howe specific Ebay stones can help to impro...

As your mayor, I promise you this: There will be no child left behind. That is, left in the car because the Chuck E. Cheese is filled to capacity. Every block will have a Chuck E. Cheese, and every child will get to go in that nasty ball pit. That is my vow. This week on the show, Theo explores some new catchphrases, and brings an edition of Food News that delves into children being banned from re...