Schitt List

Ep. 3.11: Stop Saying Lice! Tune in for another head-scratchingly fun episode as Ted cozies up with Alexis's scalp and David cozies up with Stevie and some hard boiled eggs. In town, Moira begrudgingly lets Johnny dedicate a rose garden in her name, minus the roses. The gals discuss slumber parties, head massages and school lice checks!

Ep. 3.10: Sebastien Raine.   Grab yourself a shame-free mall pretzel and settle in for this week's episode, as David and Moira navigate tumultuous professional and personal boundaries with one of David's former flings.  The gals discuss mall pretzel nostalgia, Crazy 8s skills, and the best methods to destroy a memory card should they ever find themselves in a precarious blackmail situati...

Ep. 3.09: The Affair.   Pour yourself a Sparkling White Russian as we dive into this week's episode! Moira blacks out during her first RAMC with Roland, and David receives a surprising offer from a new business partner. The gals discuss networking events and outsourcing sweat equity, plus Stephanie shares a 100% plagiarism free Schitt's Creek essay!

Ep. 3.08: Motel Review. There's an intimidating new motel desk clerk in town, and her name is Moira Rose, so no sudden movements or towel requests please! This week Johnny tries to flex his social media marketing muscles, Alexis gets caught in a plagiarism scandal, and David is put on the spot by a handsome, but overly confident(?) consultant when filing for his new business license. The gals go o...

Ep. 3.07: General Store. Put on your new back-to-school clothes and grab a cinnamon bun as we unpack this week's episode! Alexis goes back to high school, David throws his designer hat in the ring for the lease on the former general store, and Johnny adds a continental breakfast to the motel. The gals discuss passing notes, starting a business, and spend an excessive amount of the episode raving a...

Ep. 3.06: Murder Mystery. Watch your back this week, because there are flying golf balls (and a murderer) on the loose! Johnny gets a triple bogey when he tries to partner with a local golf course, and Moira works her party-planning magic to build a guest list for Tywla's murder mystery party. Steph and Katie discuss signature cocktails, American Idol tours, and admit they too don't know where the...

Ep. 3.05: Rooms by the Hour. Pop the cheap champagne and stretch your hamstrings as things get saucy in this week's episode! When Johnny accidentally converts the motel into a brothel, Stevie has to step in to help fix his mistake, while Ted accidentally bares all on Alexis's Bunny Cam in the vet clinic. The gals discuss thriller films, renting hot tubs by the hour, and have a murderously good tim...

Ep. 3.04: Driving Test.   Moira, Johnny and Stevie stress about the future of the motel, leading to a surprising proposition, while David recieves a surprising pep talk on the way to his driving test. Steph and Katie discuss driver's training memories, household repairs, and wage guesses on what exactly is a pulp mill!

Ep. 3.03: New Car. Put on your humblest of trappings and/or funeral blacks for this week's episode as Johnny and Moira get into character to go car shopping while David helps Stevie navigate the aftermath of a relative's death. The gals dish about black eyes, automobile preferences, and treat us to a long, unhinged tangent about funeral arrangements.

Ep. 3.02: The Throuple. David and Stevie awkwardly navigate an overcrowded relationship, and at the cafe, Alexis and Moira learn how to talk to one another while Johnny rolls up his sleeves to help Twyla. The gals debate very important topics such as cake-to-frosting ratios and ordering dressing on the side. So come be with us as we unpack this new episode!

Ep. 3.01: Opening Night.   Well hello all you beautiful people! The gals are back for Season 3 and it's opening night of Moira's council debut, so places please! While Johnny tries to sway the latest health and wellness fad to put down roots in Schitt's Creek, Alexis and David each experience confusing moments with their townie friends. Steph and Katie discuss hangovers, telemarketers, and re...

EP 2.14: Simply the Best of Season 2.   The gals go head to head defending their "Simply the Best" picks for the season, debating in 5 categories.  It's episode 2.05 "Bob's Bagels" vs. 2.13 "Happy Anniversary".  Who will reign victorious?

EP 2.13: Happy Anniversary. We’ve reached the end of Season 2! Moira and Johnny’s anniversary is complicated when they are forced to choose between their old life and their new life in Schitt’s Creek. Stephanie and Katie dish about senior superlatives, communal anniversary celebrations, and an important announcement is made that you won’t want to miss.

EP 2.12: Lawn Signs.   In need of some legal counsel?  Then tune in this week for the unofficial promo for Rose, Bloomfield and Glickman.  The girls get honest about their road rage, talk discount club memberships, and share their strong feelings about a particular retail store.

EP 2.11: The Motel Guest. Welcome back to Schitt List! After a noisy neighbor pushes Moira and Johnny to the brink, Alexis (and David) consider moving out of the motel. Katie and Steph discuss sleep habits, annoying peccadillos, and unique/cheap Zillow finds!

EP 2.10: Ronnie's Party. Grab some health accessories and your gal pals this week as Moira hustles to pitch to a key demographic for the campaign, while Alexis consoles an elderly client at the vet and David helps Wendy's step-daughter when mother nature comes a knockin'.  Workplace etiquette, vet stories, and first periods are discussed. Love that journey for us!

EP 2.09: Moira's Nudes. We're back, and it's a busy week for the Roses as Alexis asks to drink from a garden hose, David gets a hot new ride, Johnny struggles to pay his tab, and Moira scours the internet for evidence of her youth. Steph and Katie also discuss provocative photos, working with animals, and dial-up internet!

EP 2.08 Milk Money. This week's episode is *udderly* delightful as we unpack David's Extreme Makeover: Blouse Barn Edition! As the council campaign heats up, the gals also discuss Ted's new look, milk preferences, and fridge etiquette.

EP 2.07:  The Candidate.  Put on a face mask and your coziest jammies and settle in for some me time, as the Roses dive in to local politics and the seedy bar social life.  The gals dish on messy bedrooms, dating techniques of the 2020s, and throw it back to the days of pay phones and calling cards on this week's episode of Schitt List!

EP 2.06 Moira vs. Town Council. Welcome back to Schitt List! This week, as Moira's local activism is ignited, Alexis and Mutt's relationship fizzles out. The gals also weigh in on beards, wrangling disassembled mannequins, and what actually qualifies as a "business expense".

EP 2.05: Bob's Bagels.   Drop in a raisin to release the bubbles, and get ready to see the inside of the "Johnny Rose Dream Factory!"  This week the gals discuss the right way to build a business, their own maternal instincts, and interview etiquette in 2022.  Important declarations will be made on favorite bagel flavors, the importance of font selection, and a delicious surprise th...

EP 2.04: Estate Sale. Put on your cutest helmet and sassiest blouse as we take this week's episode for a joy ride. Tune in to unpack Alexis and David's bike-phobias while Steph and Katie share a few of their own biking stories. Across town, Moira and Johnny are caught up in an intense bidding war while Roland and David have a boys shopping day as the *iconic* Blouse Barn makes its on-screen debut!

EP 2.03: Jazzagals . Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So this week Moira is auditioning dropping in to perform for the Jazzagals, the exclusive all-women acapella group of Schitt's Creek! Will she make the cut? In addition, the gals discuss tackling DIY projects, cohabitation woes, and whether they'd trust Bob with their own customers.

EP 2.02: Family Dinner. Wash your hands and fold in the cheese, because it's time for a Rose family dinner! As Moira and David navigate an "iconic" family recipe, Katie and Steph dish about their own signature dishes, including Steph's famous Ricornicken! Tune in to find out what the heck that is!

EP 2.01: Finding David. Welcome back to Schitt List as we begin unpacking Season 2! The gals reunite to pick up where we left off, in search of a missing bag, oh and David too. Childhood runaway stories, family heirlooms, and messy cars are discussed, and the winner of Simply the Best of Season 1 is finally revealed!