Rushmorons

We know it's been a while since the last episode...but if Top Gun: Maverick has taught us anything, it's that making people wait for the next installment is a guaranteed cash cow.

Pack your bags and exchange those dollar bills for Euros cuz Rushmorons is going INTERNATIONAL. Relive the highlights and lowlights of our Europe trip with us and find out why we want to move to Switzerland so much.

We would like to apologize to anyone alive from 2004-2012 who had to endure Kala's reign of terror as the Club Penguin bully.

Trading a hot roll for my friend's tater tots at the school lunch table was how I first learned about the free market.

We're DIVING into a new topic on this episode of Rushmorons. WATER we talking about? Pool activities! SUMMER saying it's our best episode yet...listen and decide for yourself?

The  FitnessGram™ Pacer Test  is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, a...

We like where we live. But...sometimes it's fun to think about cities that don't exist.

I may not be a smart man, but I know to listen to Rushmorons.

Reality TV is a toxic cesspool and we aren't afraid to admit that we thoroughly enjoy it.

Christmas trees, cookies, stockings, caroling, Mean Girls...you know, the usual Christmas traditions.

Petition to get some of these snacks back...???

If Disney is McDonalds and DreamWorks is Burger King, what does that make Warner Bros.?

They say good things come in 3's...and these movie trilogies are definitely good things, so we'd agree with whoever "they" are.

Hi welcome to Rushmorons, may I take your order?

Put down your Tamagotchi, silence your Blackberry, and rent a DVD from Netflix...preferably one of the films we discuss on our Mt. Rushmores of 2000s movies.

Dads on TV shows often get used as the butt of the joke, but we want to salute the best TV dads on our Mt. Rushmores.

To celebrate their four-year anniversary, Ethan and Kala recount their favorite stories from their marriage (so far).

This episode of Rushmorons was filmed in front a live studio audience...which was just Christian's cat.

Press play and turn up the volume...on this episode of Rushmorons, where we discuss the best one hit wonders.

This episode is NOT sponsored by Pop-Tarts...but if they wanted to collab, we wouldn't object (pssst, hey Kellogg's)

What are the snacks you missed out on growing up, but now enjoy as an adult with money? Join Ethan, Jonathan, and Christian on this nostalgia ride.

Ethan, Jonathan, and Christian are the main characters, but who are the best sidekicks?

Ethan, Kala, and Gabby throw it back to the good ol' days when Disney shows were cooler and life was easier. Did your favorite show make the cut?

Ethan and Christian strap 'em on tight and battle in the trenches to name their Mt. Rushmores of all-time NFL helmets (Google these so you know what we're talking about)

"Get busy listening, or get busy dying"-Morgan Freeman (maybe)