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They're STILL at the Waffle House...I kinda checked out due to sleep exhaustion so enjoy the sound of me trying to come up with a card game on the fly...  Tell us we're going to be okay

They're still in the Waffle House... Say hi

Today the crew makes their way to the Shining City on the Hill where their first and more pressing mission is to find a breakfast spot Also at the time of this episode release, it's Atom's birthday! Say hi to us

Agent 69 and Lorelei set off to find Roy and Lilith at the neutral ground of a Bathhouse in Purgatory. 

Lorelei and Tobias help a man named Biff avoid a biker gang called the "Holy Hells!" They also help him find his best friend Josh.  I should note** This is inspired from a wonderful book called "Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal."  Tell us if you hated it or loved it

Lorelei's Sister shows up to ask a very awkward favor, which leads in a direction that is quite opposite of the intended story; still a fun time though. Listen as David squirms with his own decision to go against the story hahahahahaha Say Hi

Hey folks. Our reborn crew are sent on a mission to battle some demon baddies and eliminate a Butcher who plans to do similar work as The Chef herself. We can't have that now can we? We can't especially with a shady one-eyed demon! Agent 69 shows off his item-tossing skills, Lorelei likes to lie, and Roy gets really into method acting.  Say hi to us!

The resistance targets a potential Angel controlling a backwater town called... Ne're-do-well Town! Also there's some chocolate milk in this episode, so if you're lactose intolerant, be on your guard! Say hello to us

We're back with a new story, a new friend, and more weird characters! We're also trying FATE Core from Evil Hat! It's a game we've been wanting to try for quite some time, so we're giving it a shot with some slightly modified rules! Today, you'll meet characters who have crawled from the mysterious and powerful Bloodbath! Will they be what the rebellion needs to end the war of Angels, Demons and M...

Howdy folks. It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, while we were preparing to revamp for Rollplayers, we had David run a one-shot that has him literally putting us on a railroad so we can't escape his madness. Listen as Grambles McGillicutti and Pip (with her bat familiar, Stella) uncover a strange plot to house a powerful artifact of epic and holy proportions! Also, say hi to us!

An early release because... reasons I guess. Anyway, Today, we meet a new friend named Jacob and we reunited with our pal Kimmie as they join us in this thrilling and weird episode of Timejail! What happens when a soldier from an apocalyptic future, a Scotsman from a tiny war, a thief who steals from demons, and a child in shark pajamas get locked in Timejail? Well...*shrugs* Say Hi on our website

Hey folks, today I want to do a quick announcement about a cast change on Roll Players and other Funinstallers Projects. After some recent events, Justin will no longer be in future episodes of Roll Players and affiliated projects. In this description is an episode to Sharesalot which explains in further detail as to why. We will work to continue the show but it will be different. We're not sure w...

Our heroes have relinquished themselves from oppressive bonds and commandeered the very ship that would have been their prison. With the help of one of their fellow captives they make swift progress across the seas but Twyla's attempt to help draws unwanted attention from the briney depths!

Meet the "fearsome" pirate "captain" Twyla the Terrible, played by Cass, the eerily familiar drunken scoundrel Jon Pigeon, and the well spoken yet woodsy goblin Thip Fyew as they take to the seas, but not by their own choice! They've been captured and forced to work aboard a ship by the nefarious Captain Dimetrius Rundrig and his first mate Jack! Listen to find out if these three weirdos can escap...

Today, Cass is back at the wheel running a lovely little fantasy game about magic, fantastical creatures, and other bright and shiny things. Follow the tale of a Slimy boy, a slippery boy, and a polite boy with an attitude as they try to find a magic wand to fix a lady's face! Our site

Cass is running the show today! We meet two new nerdy hunters who are sent by Everett on a quest to investigate some "weird" stuff in Terror Town. Yeah that Terror Town! Send us a message

The Affordables get transported into a strange land with a fallen folk hero. Can they help Tony lose his terrible nickname and save the town? Yeah probably Our site!

Jack Lazer retires, A French "mime" joins the team, Everett is the bestest race-ah evah, and Jay Proto becomes a new kind of hunter. Wassat about?

The Affordables get into an exclusive club with a secret government credit card! Time to go shopping at the Super Mall, a place where villains and heroes are not allowed to battle! Everett goes ham on shopping, Jack is suspicious, and Jay becomes a mob boss (sorta). 

idk what to put here so uh... enjoy the episode. I'm tired :P

Today, David is sleepy and misses the podcast, but we've got out ol' pal, Sean here to help do some Vampire bustin' in the Wrasslin' Ring!

Jay escapes the clutches of Maxine Steel while acquiring a new weapon! Jack Lazer may be royalty, and Everett gets to see some booty. Also, Excalibur has been stolen and hidden within the caves of a dragon!  Neat huh? 

It's a hockey night in Lost Angeles! Somehow, the world's worst team has become the world's toughest team! Blake suspects supernatural elements! The Goblin crew joins up with Jack Lazer, Everett gets herself a little cheesy treat, and Jay gets a concussion

Folks, I pitched 3 ideas to the group, and they chose all of them at once, so uh, here we feckin go.  Today, The Affordables are tasked with pitching a PSA at a Monster Truck Rally while fending off Red-Hood-Wearing douche canoes that want to ban all non-white grapes. Yep. That's a sentence that makes a ton of sense in the land of The Affordables! Say hi

Whoa, there's some gnarly skateboarding goblins tagging everything in the town of Dick Michigan! What will our "heroes" do? Will they put an end to the evil pointy-eared menaces, or is there something far more nefarious at play here? Yeah probably that second part... anyway. Enjoy the show! Hello