Roleplay Retcon

The Mario Brothers get Good Plumber, Bad Plumber with Bowser's body double back at HQ. Meanwhile, Portia and the princesses try to learn about their mysterious new self-proclaimed ally Geno. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Loo...

The Mario Siblings' reunion has to be quick, because now it's time to take the elevator to the top of Bowser's Castle to face the big man himself. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersi...

It's a jailbreak, from both inside and out, as the Mario siblings fight to reunite! Cool Hand Luigi explains collective bargaining to a literal captive audience, and Portia and Mario team up to sneak (or whatever Mario is doing) inside Bowser's castle to free their sibling from his lasagna lockdown. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger...

Mario and Luigi get formally introduced to their new world and new friends, but pleasantries are cut short when Troopas raid Bullet Bill's Bar and Grill. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Our remake the 1993 live action Super Mario Bros. movie begins! We cut a lot of the original film loose, but don't worry: Everything still has spikes on it. Luigi is played by our guest star, the incomparable Charles Edward Cheez. Plus, the soundtrack has music by very cool math rock band Challenger Deep! New to Roleplay Retcon? We remake infamous box office flops using roleplaying games, jokes, a...

It's Episode Zero of Super Mario Bros. (the Movie)! Guest player Charlie Welsh joins Alex in planting his Thwomp Stomper-equipped feet on the ground and saying "this movie is perfect and it's a travesty to remake it." We also go over the basics of W.O.I.N., the RPG system we used for this series! MUSIC "Super Mario 64 - File Select // Metal Cover" by Simon Loveridge

Jacqui Castle, author of the dystopian science fiction novel The Seclusion, joins Roleplay Retcon for an evening of tearing down and rebuilding Jared Hess's legendarily disgusting Gentlemen Broncos. MUSIC "In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans

Nothing But Trouble was a short series, so this is a a short li'l baby Rehash, just an itty bitty 6-pound newborn infant, a tiny-winy crying child all swadd Music "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen

The finale of Nothing But Trouble begins with a Daniel Radcliffe original tucked under the jacket arm of a Kohl's pantsuit, and ends with... well, it doesn't end with a whisper! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Cotton-Eye Joe", traditional, cover by The Lost Fingers "Give Me That Old Time Religion," traditional "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini "Give Me That Old...

Can romance bloom in a kangaroo court? Is there gold in that there mansion? Is the outside world rollercoaster-car accessible? These questions may be answered in this episode! Music "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen "Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux "Black Velvet" cover by The Lost Fingers, original by Alannah Myles   Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

It's a new series, and the GM hat passes to... nobody, because we're doing maybe the most popular GM-less game there is, Fiasco! We'll be using it to remake Dan Androyd's ugly 1991 baby Nothing But Trouble. "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen.  Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Join us for our first Righter's Room (though we never quite get around to that name in this episode) where, for one night only, Roleplay Retcon turns their gaming table into a writer's room table and talk about their ideas for re-imagining The Santa Clause 3 with special guest Franz Sweeney of The Land Above podcast. The Santa Clause 3 original score by George S. Clinton. Join our Discord server!...

It's wrap party time! How did we do on Twilight? We discuss that and the original work, and also read some audience Retcons! Music "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" and "Eschatology" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

The sun sets on Forks, Washington. Music "We Lucky Few," "W/ Half a Disease," "Eschatology," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from "Eschatologies" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

The Kids Aren't Alright in episode 6 of Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, and the adults aren't doing great, either. Bradley and Estella have to deal with the contents of the mystery box that arrived at the Swan house, and Carlisle has a grim diagnosis for Madge. Music "The Dragon of Round Rock," "All We're Offered," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from the album Eschatologies by The Wolves...

Estella and Brad's feelings pull them in different directions. Charlie looks for Madge where it all began 15 years ago. Music "My Clumsy Tongue" and "This Terrible It" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Welp, get comfortable: We accidentally made a bottle episode! Tensions of all sorts rise as a borderline-manic Charlie forces Estella, Bradley, and Madge to hunker down in the Swan house. Bradley makes the most of it by asking Estella all the questions you had about vampires, but were too afraid to ask. Music "Beloved Bones" by The Wolves of Chernobyl Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell

Episode 3 of Roleplay Retcon's re-imagining of Twilight introduces new challenger Jacob Black. We'd call him a "dark horse" but "horse," somehow, doesn't quite fit? Meanwhile, Edward Finch plays mind games with Charlie and reveals some juicy details from Madge's phone. Music "The Dragon of Round Rock," "My Clumsy Tongue," and "Safe Harbor" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Car...

More darkness covers Forks in episode 2 of Twilight. Bradley gets closer to Estella and further from Charlie when a secret from his past is revealed to him. Alex's taint ruins everything. Featuring "This Terrible It" and "W/ Half a Disease" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight Score by Carter Burwell.

It's the first day of classes at Ryan Stiles High School, and awkward senior Bradley Swan is stumbling through conversations with the supernaturally attractive-yet-equally-awkward Estella Cullen. Meanwhile, a suspicious death in the woods seems like more than just a typical hunt-gone-wrong, and Police Chief Charlie (and distant Dad to Bradley) is worried it might be tied to a dark chapter in the t...

Jensie takes the GM throne and runs us through the world-building and character-building mechanics of Evil Hat Productions' Fate Core. We also reveal the movie we're retconning in this series, which our guest player, Haley Koch, is an expert and OG fan of! The gif we talk about (proooobably NSFW) The other picture we talk about (very wholesome)

It's Wrap Party time! We talk the ups and downs of our Crystal Skull series, our pitches for the second draft of our script, and listener submissions of their own retcons and feelings on the original film! (Apologies for the funny audio at the end, Jensie recorded this episode from their bathysphere). "Vault" by Caleb Montgomery

Indy and Jock go back to where it all began to rescue Esperanza, stop Schneider, and finally solve the mystery of the crystal skulls. "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.

Francisco de Orellana's trail comes to its inevitably tragic end in the penultimate episode of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s). Skulls are in hand, but where is El Dorado, the City of Gold? And can Indy and friends avoid the same tragic fate as Orellana? Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.

Remember that 6-hour chase scene in the middle of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Well, we cut it down by about five hours. That means we lost all the parts where somebody gets hit in the groin while fencing, but it's replaced by some thrilling flashlight-based combat. Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.