Rish Outcast

  It's time for some more library security guard stories, including helping an old woman, the homeless guy role call, including the guy ranting about Taylor Swift and the dude who really loved the libary . Note: I edited this one on my desktop, with no access to my usual sounds, and had to make do with what I had at hand. If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . Come su...

  It's a Dead & Breakfast story, about an unpleasant dude named Garrett Delvecchio, who comes to the Noble Oaks Bed & Breakfast on the worst possible night. Or the best? To download this episode, Right-Click  HERE .  To support me over on Patreon, click  HERE .  Bad men need not apply.  Logo by Gino "Plaid Man" Moretto.

  Rish presents Ray Bradbury's 1958 short story "The Town Where No One Got Off." Perhaps you won't either. A man decides to get off a train at one of those stops where no one ever goes, just for the experience. But what experience awaits him? Dear stranger, to download this episode, Right-Click  HERE .  To support me over on Patreon, click  HERE .  Come on, nobody will eve...

  A hodgepodge of items come together to celebrate the Rish Outcast's 300th episode:  Fake Sean gets spun round, Rish narrates E. Nesbit's "Uncle Abraham's Romance," a scary Disney promo, a tale of eBay Horror, Rish talks about his security job, and Sam Apple's " The Saddest Toilet In The World ." If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . Come support me on Patreon&...

  Rish presents three vignettes from his time working security at the public library. Hopefully, the first of many. Part 1 - New job, bad smell, toddler on stairs Part 2 - Roger and the attic Part 3 - People saying Thank You, cleaning vomit and Joe, lady in wheelchair lady adventure If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . Come support me on Patreon  HERE . Logo by...

  Rish performs the P.G. Wodhouse's 1925 ghost story "Honeysuckle Cottage." Crime writer James Rodman's luck changes when he inherits his aunt's haunted house . . . but so does his writing. Download the episode by Right-Clicking  HERE . Support me on Patreon  HERE . Logo by Gino "Coneysuckle Hottage" Moretto.

  Rish talks about his longest work, the newly-released book "Balms & Sears." He talks about the idea behind it, the reason it got so long, and the many challenges of producing the audio. You may buy the text  HERE , and you may buy the audio version  HERE ! If you want to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . If you want to support me on Patreon, click  HERE . Log...

  So, here we are, the last segment of the 2019 "Lara & The Witch" novella. Lara Demming has been targeted by a supernatural enemy, and what's worse, he now knows where she is. Here's a link to the  Collection Volume 1 audiobook , now available! If you want to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . If you want to support me on Patreon, click  HERE . Logo by Gino "You're...

  Better late than never? Rish looks back at his 2024 goals, and sets new ones for 2025. Happy New Year to all! Download the file directly by Right-Clicking  HERE . Support me on Patreon  HERE ! Logo by Gino "New (Zealand) Year's" Moretto.

  Rish talks about his car problems, and shares the third segment of his "Lara & The Witch" story. Lara Demming has started to mistrust Holcomb and her power over her. Does her magical pendant work or not? Buy "Lara: Volume I" at  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVKZX9S9 To download this episode, Right-Click  HERE .  To support me over on Patreon, click  HERE .  Go on...

  Due to car problems, Rish shares the second segment of his "Lara & The Witch" story. Is Holcomb acting strangely, or is Lara's pendant not working? And if it isn't, what does that mean? If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . If you would like to support me on Patreon, click  HERE . Logo by Gino "In Good Pants" Moretto.

  Just in time for something, Rish presents the first segment of his Lara & The Witch story, "You're In Good Hands." Here's the link to the Lara & The Witch: Volume 1 collection:  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DP7JZYVM Here's a link to the first L&TW story, "Like A Good Neighbor:"  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbkHKDgjdxo To download the episode, Right-Click  HERE...

  In lieu of a Christmas story this year, Rish shares his holiday-adjacent story "The Baleful." No apologies, though. As always, you can download the file by Right-Clicking  HERE . And of course, you can support my Patreon by clicking  HERE .  They're three shows ahead! Logo by Gino "The Toenailful" Moretto.

  Rish talks about trying to get a job as a security guard. Yes, that Rish. If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . If you would like to support me on Patreon, click  HERE . Logo by Gino "Knob Description" Moretto.

  Rish performs Roald Dahl's 1948 story "Man From The South." Smoke 'em if you got 'em. To download this episode, Right-Click  HERE .  To support me over on Patreon, click  HERE .  Do it for the children.  Logo by Gino "Man From The South Hemisphere" Moretto.

  Just in time to celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the release of Michael Jackson's Thriller, Rish talks to Marshal and Big about movies that scared them.  What scared you? Flicks mentioned include: THE SHINING (1980) CREEPSHOW (1982) PET SEMATARY (1989) A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980) JAWS (1975) PHANTASM II (1988) THE RING (2002) AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON...

  Long overdue, Rish presents H.P. Lovecraft's lengthy story "The Rats in the Walls," a Horror/Adventure hybrid from nearly exactly a century ago. If you wish to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . If you wish to support me on Patreon, click  HERE . Logo by Gino "The Brats In The Halls" Moretto.

  Rish presents a new--and rather frustrating--short story called "I've Got A Secret." Strange goings-on are afoot at the library.   Enjoy? You can download the file by Right-Clicking  HERE . You can support my Patreon by clicking  HERE .  Logo by Gino "Secret Agent Man" Moretto.

  After a wait of more than a month, Rish answers more questions from listeners*, including insight into the Cheesy Street Chalupa, and presents a short excerpt from his forthcoming novel "Balms & Sears." *Questions from Rob Broughton, Keith Teklits, Marshal Latham, Letruvia Kambatta, and Brian Saur. If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . Because of Archive.org's...

  I present Robert Bloch's 1951 short story, "The Man Who Collected Poe." Imagine the ultimate collection a fan could possess . . . what might it include? Note: I mention the film "Torture Dungeon" a few times. The film was actually 1967's TORTURE GARDEN.  Sorry, boss. Download the file directly by Right-Clicking  HERE . Support me on Patreon  HERE ! Logo by Gino "The Moe Who C...

  Rish presents his 2013 Triple Word Score story "Greetings From The Ninth Sector." Try to ignore the centipedes. Download the file directly by Right-Clicking  HERE . Support me on Patreon  HERE ! Logo by Gino "Undercover Brother" Moretto.

  Rish answers questions from listeners*, and plugs his next audio collection (buy it  here ). Note: Due to unforeseen delays, this episode had to be split in two, and something I refer to at the beginning never actually appears. Sorry, kids. If you discover more disturbing errors, let me know. *Questions from Rob Broughton, Keith Teklits, even Gino Moretto. To download the episode, Righ...

  Rish presents his time travel(ish) story "Olivia Rewinds." Our gal Olivia and her boyfriend break up, but then she can whatever she wishes . . . just like you. Note: This is NOT the Valentine's Day episode.  To download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . To support me on Patreon, click  HERE . Logo by Gino "Be Kind Rewind" Moretto.

  Rish presents M.R. James's 1904 story "The Mezzotint." A shame there's no figures in that painting--someone could do a series of videos talking about figures. If you want to download this episode, Right-Click  HERE .  To support Rish on Patreon, click  HERE .  Logo by Gino "The Mezzobint" Moretto.  Sorry, I was under the impression "bint" was a more offensive word t...

  Rish talks about defying the expectations of TOP GUN 2 and A THOUSAND WORDS ( warning: spoilers ). Then he presents his sketch " Study Group ," with help from Big Anklevich, Marshal Latham, some British guy, and Tena Kolakowski. If you want to download the episode, Right-Click  HERE . If you want to support me on Patreon, click  HERE . If you want to be where the people are, go&nb...