Review Party Dot Com

Here on this 226th installment of the Review Party Dot Com Podcast, we're getting real spooky with it. Halloween special time, yessir. Are you brave enough to handle this? We've got scary reviews for a perilous pumpkin patch, an unsettling candy apple suckers sucker, a Little Tyke's playset for for a future self-respecting witch or warlock, the irrefutable Reese's cup, and some creepy crawly Troll...

Make no mistakes here, this podcast is way less than 90% water. Or however much percent watermelon is, I refuse to interrupt writing this description to google it. We have internet reviews for Monster "Rehab" energy drinks, drive-thru madness at Burger King in Madison, the Mortal Kombat movie (the 90s one), and The Misfit's Static Age album. For the segment, we dive into some Unfinished Business o...

I'm starting to think, just keep the foot on the gas. You'll get a tummy ache, but there's worse things in the world. The bad things you can't find on the open road! Put 'em behind you, and turn on the podcast, for some: Reviews for The Iron Giant and the state of animation in 1999, Popeye's by a guy named Dark Bloodshed, crispy onions on subscription, steamy alien romance novels, and the illustri...

We got green goo, we got blue slime, we got orange viscous fluid. Vats of it! Wholesale style. Come on down and get a whiskey barrel full of ooze! We have internet reviews for old people spearmint candy, the Rugrats reboot, a horse racing novel, and a quaint little McDonalds. For the segment, we deep dive into reviews for the late, great Bob Newhart. Shout out my mucus. Want more party? Check it o...

They may say ball is life, but what happens if you remove the ball from your ego entirely? And don’t even get me started on that sauce and getting lost in it! Reviews for Ali’s Bargain Outlet, the Magic 8-ball, assorted candies, and the Guggenheim museum of modern art. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abbey! with some readings from Dear Abbey. Alright fine, we ball. Want more party? Check it out at...

Personally, I'm kind of in the mood for some bad masseuse right now. Just put me in a medieval torture device and we can really work on some of these knots. Reviews for a massage parlor, Ronald Reagan's boyhood home, Madagascar 2, refurbished GameCubes, and novelty cat gloves. For the segment, we have a bunch of a reviews from a fellow named Kelvin. Oh, that's the spot! Want more party...

A sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer. Internet reviews for a quirky coffee mug, 'Arthur's Chicken Pox', silver gel lotion, an apron with egg pockets, and Refresh gum. In the segment we deep dive into a bunch of reviews from a strange fellow named Joseph. Consider this drain unclogged. Want more party? Check us out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Sometimes, you have turn it down! Down to the tan! We've got internet reviews for toilet bowl cleaner, the Cajun Boil & Bar, essential oils, and "This Ho Got Roaches in Her Crib: An Urban Satire". We also do a deep dive into the history of M&M colors. Jam packed with vibes! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

My gains are holy. Internet reviews for Sun Tzu's Art of War, Terminator 2, guava paste, holy water from the Jordan river, and the Mandarake complex in Tokyo. My faith is maxed. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This fudge will take your breathe away. We've got internet reviews for scalloped edged napkins, Fruit Stripe gummy candy, maple walnut fudge, a mini freezer, and diet dog food. For the segment, we take a visit to Craigslist for some Unfinished Business. I love this fudge! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

We can rebake it; we can make it tastier. This week we have reviews for foot cream, a McDonald's in Georgia, a Pharmacy-Gun store combo in Mississippi, sugar free gum, Welch’s Grape Juice (but most Walmart delivery), and vegan pizza crust. For the segment, we go into relatively new but very cherish corner of the internet for the first time: Hideo Kojima Twitter for some movie reviews. Extra sa...

Just because they look like keys to a Volvo, doesn't mean they're keys to a Volvo. We've got reviews for Burger Antics, Jamaican coffee, lemon spaghetti recipes, Beyblade stadiums, and more Airheads. For the segment we have a whole bunch of movie dudes from the Letterboxd beast Cinnamon Toast Crud. Give me back my keys, I'm good to drive. Want more party? Check it out at https://ww...

This big old box has got a big old vibe and we're trying to get to the bottom of it. Just don't close the top, I'm claustrophobic. This week we have reviews for an air fryer, grenade-shaped hot sauce, Gorillaz by Gorillaz, Twister, Twisters, and Yoyogi Park. In the segment we gather a whole bunch of steam reviews for Balatro. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotc...

We're talking mangoes, man. You ever nosh one of those bad mothers on a rainy day? One of those rainy days were the ground gets steamy? And then you feel steamy? and then the mango juice is bursting? This episode is like that. This week we have reviews for 'Love and Monsters', The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction for the PS2, 'Hunter: The Storm Brothers' romantic novel, and...

It's all fun and shimmy until those feet germs reach your jimmy, as the old saying goes. Here at Review Party, we put a lot of stock in old sayings, but if old timey nonsense doesn't make sense to you, let us lay it out: After every semester, cast your shower shoes into the fires of Mordor and go to Kohl's and get some fresh ones. This week we have reviews for those shower shoes, Ditka...

Chocolate chip, amen. We have reviews for a Rock Band mic, cookies, body bounce body bumpers, fiji water, and Boston Market. For the segment, a deep dive in to Ayo Edibiri's Letterboxd. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Four birthdays later, we pretty much feel the same. The reviews feel the same. The laughs feel the same. These are all good things, we love this party. And, we remember these feels, like smelling a smell you smelled a long time ago and you're not sure what the smell is but it smells good and scratches your brain nicely. For our birthday we brought reviews for Chuck E Cheese, The Four Seasons O...

Nothing quite like getting too close to that sun. You just have GOT to see it up close sometime! In this episode, get some up close reviews of a big buoyant pool ball, a shark attack sushi plate, the Chavarri Palace in Spain, Two Guy a Girl and a Pizza Place, and a little hammock for camping. On the segment, we say "Thanks, Abby!" with some reading from Dear Abby. Extra wax! Want more pa...

Call up Slippery Pete and Schlomo because its going to be a bumpy hop! We have reviews for Costco and it's bakery, a baby play mat, kites, L-Theanine supplements, and Monster Hunter Now. Now hop off that lily pad and go for that high score! Brent's Monster Hunter: Now stuff- referral code: 8XYH5EKX friend code: 0502 3382 9493 Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.c...

Acme has their hands all over this one, folks! No reviews for them, don't wanna get sued by their cracked lawyers, but we do have reviews for dry, dry preworkout, an urgent care in Ohio, the anime for F-Zero and Captain Falcon, cool crocodile sunglasses, and a Costco gas station. For our packed segment, we're zooming for to Letterboxd for some Air Bud reviews. Meep, meep! Want more party?...

In the basin or over the mountain, we welcome all type of gravy techniques in this good, good house. We also welcome reviews, like these ones for Vick’s Nyquil, a USB hub, more otoscopes(!), Rocko’s Modern Life, and The Deli 4 You Market. For the segment, we break it down real smooth style with some Review Trivial Pursuit. It’s all gravy, baby! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpa...

This one's our ace in the hole. We got reviews for the Little Tikes basketball hoop, Amazon brand notepads, a restaurant only known as The Barbecue Pit, Seth Rogen's Sausage Party, and an otoscope. This weeks segment is a bunch of reviews from a dude named Gordon. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Sound the alarm, another one of the stitches popped! This week we got internet reviews for BBL-friendly beds, the album Sunbather by Deathheaven, a deli meat slicer and a vegetable mandolin, Angela Anaconda, and a Vietnamese-Thai fusion joint. For the segment, we're diving back into some Craigslist finds. Keep it together, people! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom....

Like, man, I dunno, man, this heart hurts, man, owwy, man, need a hug, man. Reading internet reviews for family restaurants, stick-on cologne, The Big Book of Mini Crosswords, Blue Diamond Almonds, and hemorrhoid suppositories. Man. And there's a segment about the origins of the stethoscope, which you do not need a stethoscope to hear. Just headphones, probably. Car speakers? Want more party?...

This one may not be healthy for you, but it will satisfy that itch, and it will do it quickly, and it will leaving feeling warm and full. Just don't make a ketchup mess, you little monster. Feast on these reviews for Chicken of the Sea, KFC, printer ink, Kendrick Lamar's Not Like Us, and a Korean Food Truck. If you're lucky, you won't miss the Craigslist segment. EAT UP! Want more...