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After another brief break we are back with the stone cold 2022 classic Love Afloat. Yeah, me neither. Its the age old tale of a woman, a man, a boat and a big pan of fish. Honestly I have no idea, I watched it three times and fell asleep each time so some of the review may not 100% accurate. We will try and do better I promise

Hold on to your CB radio and neck that bottle of bennies as we smash headlong into the 1996 classic "Space Truckers" starring Dennis Hopper, Norm (again) and Poochie in a tale that is as insane as it is powerful. You will learn all about how you can take short cuts in space, hotdog etiquette, robot dongs, the sad death of Quedge, geometric porcines and the many many deaths of Charles Dance! Follow...

A two man booth this week takes you through the 2022 classic A Slice of Chicago Romance, which is supposed to be like Romeo and Juliet but if Shakespeare was kicked in the head by a horse that was also simple. You will hear about the worst kind of pizza ever, balloon hilarity, the return of Tony Meatballs and more unlocked memories from the Higgens archive. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat In...

A hot steaming slice of Italian exploitation for you this week in the form of 1982's 1990: Bronx Warriors, a film so insane no man can fathom what the hell is happening. You'll hear all about the worst gang to be in, the peril of holes, how to spot a peg leg at a distance, why you should never canoodle in a stairwell and we ask the question "how much force does it take to push wood into a man?" Fo...

The Power Triangle is back as we take you through the 1984 classic Dreamscape starring Dennis Quaid, Captain Von Trapp and Cory 'Bumper' Yothers in a movie about dream manipulation, sexy trains and the obligatory dirt bike chase. You'll also find out about Joes dream job, the worst dream ever, a delicious sandwich, some hot sax action and the perils of horse racing celtic folk punk bands. Follow u...

This week we are joined by John from Dammit Vince to take you through the 2021 classic Love, Bubbles, and Crystal Cove. Its about bath bombs, bad dads and bartering. You will learn all about how Joe washes his hair, Johns willingness to explode all bathtubs, how much smell is too much smell, the only occupations that require waistcoats and Bernis inability to tell the difference between any film e...

With Mark on his holidays we decided to comb the internet for the very best guests to come on and give us their take on the 1982 classic The Sword and The Sorcerer and luckily Mono and Ciara from Monrants: The Boys and that were available to do just that. You will hear all about THE ONE LAND, oily buttock massages, the murder of Grampa Joe, Bucketheaded Wendy and the Snakey Face, why you should ha...

In another shake up, we are joined by James to discuss the 2021 dating app classic Love Map. It's the classic story of an app inventing woman who must go to Florida to write about romantic outcroppings or something. You will hear all about upskirt perversions, aggressive sandwich vendors, Handsome Ian & The Murder Quarry, pie you shouldn't eat, zen gardens and top tips to weatherproof your pag...

"Frankly my dear, I don't riverdance" This week we take you through the rip roaring excitement of Michael Flatley smash hit Blackbird. Imagine if you can, James Bond crossed with Michael Scarn and then a big dollop of Death in Paradise. You will hear all about Flatleys hat obsession, the perils of nets, having ravioli for supper, BOAT CRIMES, secret fights and how much Mack the Knife is too much?...

This week we lead you through the lava strewn streets of the 2017 made for TV classic Global Meltdown starring non union Pierce Bronhomme and an annoying child in a disaster film that is literally a disaster. You'll hear all about the Arrow Boyz, the protective power of cushions, too many Only Fools & Horses jokes, what not to store in barrels and Mark has a breakdown over this film and strang...

This episode was previously released in 2021 but due to ghost or whatever it was deleted from the server. This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the best film ever made, Irelands only Kung-Fu movie 1998's Fatal Deviation starring/written/produced/catering by James "Jimmy" Bennett. We find out how Irish locksmiths work, the perils of working in Londis and establish that one of Boyzone is a...

For some reason we are still doing time travel and this week we present to you the 2021 classic Our Dream Wedding starring Rachel Hendrix and a man made of wet cardboard. Listen to hear all about Lancashire uncles, the benefits of tripe, the legality of kicking children and why this would be 100% better with Dean Stockwell in it. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness...

Its a brand new year and we are back with the same old nonsense. This week we take you though Pete Davidsons first ever movie, the 2014 classic School Dance with that little lad out of Role Models as well. You will hear all about rapping grannies, powerful grape juice, naked cowboys and the fact that Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite is in this for some reason. It real bad! Follow us on Twitter @hallma...

We are back with a bang after the festive break with an in depth review of the 2022 classic Meet Cute starring Kaley Cuoco and Peter Davidson (not that one) in a story of time travel, love and Indian food. Listen to fin out about what childhood tastes like, fun old man music jokes and the ethical dilemma of doing a sex with yourself in the past. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hal...

The festive season is truly upon on and in a kind of multiverse way that the kids like nowadays we have allowed the HoG regular hosts to meet with the grotty below stairs Last Orders boyz for a battle of wits, cunning and memory. It goes about as well as you'd expect. But its a good bit of fun and if you have listened to all the episodes you should be able to beat us. Its not that difficult becaus...

The Last Orders boys have grown weary of Christmas joy and have decided to revert to what we know best, Steve Barkett films. More specifically the 1982 classic "The Aftermath" The heroic tale of one astronauts quest to defeat mutants and bad boys with only Dave Matthews and a child John Denver for help. Yeah, that is what happens. You'll hear all about the best way to run away from things (in a ci...

The special day grows closer and to prepare for the return of our lord Santa we humbly present 2022's Christmas with You starring Aimee Garcia and your boy Freddie Prinze Jr in a suprisingly fun Netflix romp. You'll hear about our lettuce themed restaurant, which google appliance is trying to murder us, the joys of yellow soup and how stinky do trousers have to get before its a problem. As always...

Something different this week as we take you the the 2014 classic "Secret Past" aka A Christmas mystery starring Esme Bianco and Ryan Bittle as a journalist and a man who must work together to find out who has been sending cards to a dead mum. Its as dumb as that. Also John Ratzenberger is sort of in it. You'll find out about early digital cameras, how not to make coffee, the dark world of Bennys...

We are ploughing through Christmas season now and this weeks episode, the stone cold 2015 classic "Merry Kissmas" only makes it better. Starring Karissa Lee Staples and Brant Daugherty as a woman and a man who fall in love due to the mystical powers of an elevator. You will learn all about nutcrackers, our own preferred recipes for dog biscuits, why Raymond Romanos mother is on the register and wh...

Wow. This is a doozy. Come with us as we discover what makes the best omelette, how to be a successful RoofCop and less David Caradine wanking jokes then you’d expect.

Not even sickness could keep us from you, we are here to talk all about the 2021 classic Christmas Collision starring Sebrina Scott and John Wells as two people who are almost certainly in this movie. A story of dead mothers, Australian dads and one towns love for cookies at all costs. You will learn about long hidden family recipes, creepy jogging boys and more puns about hot pies then you will e...

What in the hell is this! a film based around that guy what done the song ages ago. its as shite as you had hoped and as entertaining as watching 8 hens fight. Happy Halloween

Its that time of year again where everyone else is doing super spoopy stuff but we have bucked the trend and decided to start Christmas Early. Thats right pilgrim, for the next few months its going to be nothing but red and green sweaters, hot chocolate and gingerbread houses! Leading us into this season of goodwill is 2014's Christmas Under Wraps starring that lass out of Full House and the guy w...

This week we take you throguh the delightful romp that is the classic 1983 movie Endgame starring Non-Union Chris Rea, Non-Union Christopher Lambert and a man made up of the DNA of all 3 Stooges. You will learn all about the rules of Endgame, a game of count the dirtbike, the rise of facist Mr Feeny and why you should never allow yourself to be sealed in a big block of concrete.  Follow us on Twit...

It's our 100th episode so what better way to celebrate it then with a film about BBQ sauce, food trucks and 1 park bench. We are of course talking about the 2021 smash hit Cooking up Love (or The Sauce of Love as you might know it) starring Rachel Bles and Stephen Huszar (HUZZAH) as some sort of food truck rival contest judge thing.  You will learn all about the best team chants, the mystery of th...