Martini and Mallory
Real Messy Moms
Real Messy Moms is a hilarious, unfiltered podcast by two moms who aren’t afraid to keep it real. From parenting fails and chaotic mornings, to relationships, mental load & everything in between, this comedy dives into the beautifully messy side of motherhood. Perfect for busy moms, new parents, and anyone who enjoys the kind of real-life moments you won’t find on Instagram. With relatable stories, sharp humor, and zero judgement, Real Messy Moms is the go-to podcast for moms who are tired of the highlight reel and are ready for some honest laughs.
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5. Nov 2026
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Real Messy Car Rides: Mom Tips, Car Seat Rules & What Saved Us 05.11.2026 36:02
Do you have to replace your car seat after every bump? In Episode 18 of Real Messy Moms, we get into one of the most polarizing parenting topics out there: car seat safety and what to do after a fender bender or minor accident. We also share “The Happy Song,” a simple car ride trick that has calmed screaming babies and saved our sanity on the road, plus other tips that got us through parenthood. Q...
Real Messy Hacks: Parenting Hacks & The Unhinged Fears of Children 22.10.2026 38:01
Motherhood is equal parts genius parenting hacks and completely unhinged fears about our kids. 😂 In Episode 17 of Real Messy Moms , we’re sharing the parenting tips, tricks, and mom hacks that help us survive the beautiful chaos of raising kids — along with the irrational, over-the-top fears that keep moms spiralling. From the parenting shortcuts that make everyday mom life a little easier to the...
Real Messy Meals: Feeding Kids Without Losing Your Mind 08.10.2026 43:31
What do you feed your kids when you’re trying to juggle all the things ? Work, school, activities, appointments, laundry, picky eaters, your own nutrition… and somehow dinner still needs to happen. 😅 In Episode 16 of Real Messy Moms , we’re getting real about kids’ nutrition, healthy eating, picky eating, family meals, and feeding your children when life is anything but organized . Because health...
Real Messy Summer Reset 25.09.2026 41:13
Summer is over… and we're asking the question every mom is thinking: where did it actually go? In Episode 15 of Real Messy Moms, we're diving into the end-of-summer blues, the pressure to make magical memories, and the reality of spending weeks solo parenting while everyone else seems to be on child-free vacations. This is our ultimate catch-all motherhood episode—equal parts hilarious, ho...
Real Messy Hobbies: Finding Yourself Outside of Motherhood 10.09.2026 41:00
When was the last time you did something just because you loved it ? In this week's episode of Real Messy Moms , we're talking about one of the biggest things moms lose—and deserve to get back: hobbies, identity, and making time for yourself outside of motherhood . From the guilt of taking an hour for yourself to rediscovering passions that existed long before kids, this episode is an hone...
Real Messy Potties: Potty Training Without the Pressure 27.08.2026 37:54
Potty training: the parenting milestone nobody can fully prepare you for. 🚽💩In this episode of Real Messy Moms, we’re getting real about toddler potty training—the signs of readiness, knowing when to start, and why there’s truly no “perfect” age to potty train. From toddlers being completely grossed out by their own poop to parents wondering if they’re starting too early, waiting too long, or so...
Real Messy Workplaces: Navigating Motherhood and Work-Life Balance 13.08.2026 47:48
Have you ever dreaded going to work? Felt unsupported after becoming a mom? Or questioned whether staying in a toxic workplace is worth sacrificing your mental health and family life? In this raw, honest, and relatable episode of **Real Messy Moms**, we're unpacking the realities of being a working mom in unhealthy work environments. From toxic bosses and workplace bullying to mom guilt, burno...
Real Messy Funerals: Navigating Grief, Aging Parents, Family & Growing Older 30.07.2026 33:02
Have you ever caught yourself worrying about your parents getting older? Or wondered how becoming a parent changes the way you think about death, grief, and the future? In this honest, emotional, and unfiltered episode of Real Messy Moms , we're diving into one of the most difficult conversations adults—and especially parents—eventually face: watching our parents age while raising young childr...
Real Messy Moms Podcast | Moms Catch-All: Camping with Kids & The Little White Lies We All Tell 16.07.2026 49:56
What do camping trips with toddlers, parenting hacks, snack negotiations, bedtime battles, and those harmless little white lies we tell our kids all have in common? They're all part of the beautifully messy reality of motherhood. In this fun, unfiltered catch-all episode of Real Messy Moms , we're chatting about everything that's been happening in our lives lately—from surviving family...
Real Messy Childcare: Waitlists, Costs, Red Flags & Real Parent Experiences 02.07.2026 39:59
Finding daycare can feel like a full-time job—and that's before your child even starts attending. In this episode of Real Messy Moms, we're diving into the realities of finding childcare in today's world. From endless waitlists and rising costs to navigating daycare tours and trusting someone else with your child, we're discussing the emotional and practical challenges parents face...
Real Messy Dads: Fatherhood, Marriage & The Other Side of the Story 21.06.2026 1:18:17
The dads have entered the chat. After hearing the wives' side of the story, it's finally time for the husbands to grab the mic and share their perspective on marriage, fatherhood, parenting, and what life really looks like from the dad side of the equation. In this episode of Real Messy Moms , we're joined by our husbands for an honest, hilarious, and surprisingly insightful conversati...
Real Messy Marriages: The Wives’ Side of the Story 18.06.2026 23:35
Before our husbands get a chance to share their side, we're taking the mic first. In this episode of Real Messy Moms, we dive into the wives' perspective on marriage, parenting, communication, division of household responsibilities, the mental load of motherhood, and what life really looks like behind the scenes after kids. We're sharing the honest conversations, frustrations, funny mo...
Real Messy Pregnancies: Symptoms, Surprises & What No One Warns You About 04.06.2026 28:22
Pregnancy isn’t always glowing skin and cute bump pics… sometimes it’s chaos, confusion, and Googling symptoms at 2AM 🤍 In this episode of Real Messy Moms , we’re diving into real messy pregnancies —the raw, unfiltered truth about what actually happens when you’re expecting. From first trimester struggles and intense pregnancy symptoms to emotional highs, hormone swings, and the moments no one wa...
Real Messy Solo Parenting: Doing It All Alone (And Barely Holding It Together) 21.05.2026 27:18
Solo parenting hits different. In this episode of Real Messy Moms , we’re getting real about what it’s like when you’re parenting solo —whether it’s for a few hours, a few days, or all the time. No tag team, no breaks, no backup… just you doing everything. From managing routines and meltdowns to carrying the full mental load of motherhood , we’re talking about the highs, the lows, and the moments...
Real Messy Sick Kids: Surviving Fevers, Sleepless Nights & Mom Mode 07.05.2026 33:44
Nothing tests you quite like a sick kid. In this episode of Real Messy Moms , we’re talking about the chaos of sick kids —the sleepless nights, constant worry, and doing everything you can to comfort your little ones while running on empty. From fevers and common childhood illnesses to navigating doctor visits, missed routines, and the emotional toll it takes on moms, we’re sharing the real, unfil...
Real Messy Communities: Building Your Village Before & After Baby (What No One Tells You) 23.04.2026 31:49
They say “it takes a village”… but what happens when you have to build one from scratch? In this episode of Real Messy Moms , we’re talking all about real messy communities —what it actually looks like to build, lose, and reshape your support system through pregnancy and postpartum . From making mom friends to navigating changing friendships, showing up for yourself, and finding your people in a c...
Real Messy Friendships: Navigating Motherhood While Being a Good Friend - Episode 2 09.04.2026 34:29
In Episode 2 of Real Messy Moms, we’re diving into one of the most overlooked parts of motherhood—friendships. Because let’s be honest… making and maintaining friendships as a mom? It’s a whole new level of complicated. From drifting apart from pre-kid friendships to navigating mom cliques, canceled plans, and the struggle to find “your people,” this episode gets real about the emotional side of f...
Real Messy Pilot: Connecting Moments & Memories As Mothers - Episode 1 09.04.2026 1:02:39
Welcome to the very first episode of Real Messy Moms—the podcast where motherhood gets real, raw, and a little bit chaotic. In this pilot episode, two moms dive headfirst into the unpredictable world of parenting, sharing honest stories about sleepless nights, mom guilt, endless to-do lists, and the beautiful mess in between. If you’ve ever wondered how to balance it all (or laughed at the idea of...
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