Rambling Forward

I haven't made any episodes in years. Procrastination is a bitch, and every day there's another excuse for not doing the things we keep telling ourselves we want to do. I've been busy working, being a friend, studying, reading, and playing a lot of Madden. Finally, I'm back. Hopefully, I'll continue to make episodes, and, hopefully, they get better.

...

After a four-month hiatus, Nuke is back with a brand new, hilarious podcast about the events surrounding his 4th of July weekend, First Friday in Canton, Ohio and his girlfriend's annual sibling renuion/cornhole tournament.

You may wanna ignore this episode. Just talking about my uncle's funeral and how my so-called friend tried to hijack the moment by informing me that his "oldest son's mama" died (who does that?). After a week or so, my friend hasn't said one word about this death, nor has there been anything in the obituaries about it.

This episode is about precognition, laced marijuana, Alzheimer's disease, healthy doses of toxicity, and closes with the benefits of elderly advice.

Someone told me this awhile back, and , for some odd reason, I decided to make an episode about it. I also rant about ice coffee, everyday heroes, sociopaths, etc.

Got another "important" call from my friend, this weekend. He called to inform me that his oldest son's mama had died. He didn't mention anything other than that. He just said that he didn't see the point of texting this. Considering the phone call lasted 3 minutes, I thought, "dude, you could have sent this in a text." I'm not trying to be funny, but the conversation was brief and lacked any info...

Everyone wants to be the king, but the truth is, more-than-likely, you're not the king but you know a king. If you know one, it's probably in your best interest to protect him. In this episode, I talk about kings, as well as the fools who surround them. Also, I discuss the most important lesson of chess.

After a few individuals have gotten my car with guns, it's time to purchase a metal scanners. While I have no problem with any fool whom chooses to carry a gun, I do have issue with punks who burnish guns illegally. These jokers will attest to being "real," but the mere fact that they hop in people's card without letting them know they're carrying gun is testimony to how fake they are. Bottom line...

Still haven't talked to my friend, since out disagreement. And my night of drinking way too much.

Every year millions of individuals are incarcerated and subjugated to an insidious form of brainwashing that diminishes their hopes, dreams and concepts of the world. These inmates perception of the world becomes stunted and many of them, upon release, become walking, living parodies of manhood. This isn't a comprehensive examination of it, but this episode briefly examines the problem.

Just because a lot of people believe something doesn't make it right or true. This episode continues where episode one left off and begins to lay the groundwork for future episodes.

This episode is about whether Princess Leah was hot or not. Somehow this the fallout from this silly conversation evolved into an avalanche, which proved that Princess Leah is a national treasure. Never underestimate the power of Fandom.