Rain City Jerks

The Jerks are joined by youtube sensation and friend Alexa Stanton. The Stanton family has a dark and mysterious past. The Seattle Freeze is real. Alexa had a very wacky intro into comedy. Alexa has a very popular youtube show called Barefoot and Pregnant. Alexa is a Michigander. There are no sharks in the great lakes. Jack dives into the archetype of horse and dolphin girls, Alexa is not now nor...

Timmy Booth joins The Jerks this week. Timmy is swagged out in Charlotte Hornets gear. Jack is wearing the mascot outfit. Jack gets back into it with his IG nemesis. What is the male privilege you enjoy the most? Pissing in an ice filled urinal. Swimming with dolphins. Timmy grew up very religious. Jack talks about creepy old women from his childhood. Timmy went to England as a lad. Timmy is a rom...

The Jerks haven't shat themselves in a long time and they're proud about that. Jack cooks a lot of meals for himself, mostly soup, and he's a little smug about it. Jay gets roasted. Both the Jerks have worked at Whole Foods, go figure. Jack recounts his days of working hot bar. What type of bird would the Jerks be? Jack would eat a wild goose. Jay is furious theres a RV parked near his apartment....

Jacks got some gripes. Starts with a coffee mishap and continues with complaints about new park regulations. The Jerks are light ice in their beverage kinda guys. Jack gets into it with a DORK in the comments on IG about the new regulations. Jack wonders if he's part of the problem at Green lake. Jay had someone steal his joke. Pastry Jokes. Jacks getting merch made and stickers are on the way! Ja...

The Jerks are joined by rising star Zahnae Aquino. Jack and Zahnae both wish they could do back flips. Jack talks about a book he's reading. Jacks scared to go to prison because no GF options. Zahnae compliments Jacks apartment decor. Jay loves sweet potato's. The trio discusses poop habits. Jay explains the master cleanse and the lengths he's gone to to expel parasites from his body. Zahnae is a...

Jay brings a friend over. Leonora Russel. She's an author, former social worker and all around weirdo. Leonora wants to love everyone as long as they know she's the boss. Maybe she's a star child. She use to steal peoples babies. Mercer Island has a seedy underbelly. The gang talks about the implications of C.R.I.S.P.R. Are we all sheep? Leo thinks Soylent Green is upon us. Jack says the rise in p...

The Jerks talk about the horrors that the Large Hadron Collider hath wrought upon this earth. Jack talks about Ketamine. Jay tells stories about mushrooms. He dont need to do them no more. Jack talks about high doses. Jack tells a story about a friend who had too much LSD. The time Jack came close to a mental break. Vape pen DMT. Jack talks about his opinions on dosage. Jack is the guy you want on...

The Jerks are joined by Monica Nevi, Local producer and touring comedian. Monica has great shoes. Waterproof your shoes!. The Jerks and Monica discuss TikTok and what their algorithms know. Crawfish boils. Jack likes black head removal videos. Monica bought special ear cleaning tools. Jay poured garlic oil into his ear for medical reasons. Mouth Massage?. Jays dad invented Riblets. Never read the...

Its a Classic Jerk cast this week folks, just Jay and Jack shooting the shit. The Jerks dive deep into the nature of suffering, Jack talks about being an "Uncle for hire" and why he doesn't want to bring kids into this realm. Jay talks about comparative suffering, the history of the Tilt-a-Whirl. Jay has an upward angled schlong. Beautiful cocks wasted on bad lovers. Jack talks about butt stuff ag...

The Jerks are joined by former Seattle comedian Hans Kim of recent Kill Tony fame. The Jerks dive into the masturbatory habits of Hans. Jack talks about his vasectomy. Hans inquires about the state of Seattle comedy. Hans talks about life in the desert and how he managed during the first wave of Covid. Hans tells tales of living in NYC and his experiences with the comedy scene there and now Austin...

The Jerks are joined by comedian Reece Green, founding member of the Parlor Trick Clique. Reece talks about the international Baseball scene and his time in Perth Australia and his dreams of being the Seattle Mariners Bat Boy. Jay has never tried oat milk before. Jay and Reece Nerd out on which roller coasters are the best, where to sit on them to get the most out of them and just generally discus...

Lil'Q joins the Jerks this week. Is it ok to swim in Green lake? yes absolutely. How different is European DNA REALLY?!. Lil Q is a vegetarian who doesn't eat salad, shocking! Quinn lays down the hard facts about Cheez-Its. The Jerks discuss the finer points of Chex mix and regional names for sandwiches. Jack discovers a Gluten Free Italian eatery close to his basement apartment. Jack tells the gu...

Jay was sick with a disease and local comedian, touring headliner, Edinburgh fringe festival participant and all around swell guy, Andrew Frank stopped by for a chat with Jack. #greenMM

In this exciting episode of Rain City Jerk, The Jerks discuss rare jerky types , Jay isn't single...so BACK OFF!. Orcas are cool. Can a polar bear eat a walrus? What the heck is bull poker. Jack talks about his theories on rich guy gambling and extreme human behaviors. Jay had covid. ~* not that bad*~ The Jerks talk about various kinds of pie, PieBar in Seattle and a bad date. Jay explains the sho...

The Jerks are joined by comedian Erik Escobar. Jack learns reality isn't real and just his imagination. What are good exercises for aging weirdos? Jack tries again to get Jay to try rollerskating. Rhode Island Geography. Jay and Erik talk about pin ball. Monster Bash Pinball.  Jay gets acupuncture in an unusual place. Tinder tips. Bagel chat. PLUS NOW WITH MORE!!

Jay debriefs Jack about his recent vacation and all the culinary delights he encountered. Jay farted in front of his girlfriend for the first time. Jack is disappointed in his OF sub. The Jerks take their first listener submitted question. Jay updates us on showing his GF fucked up movies and videos. Punching people in a haunted house. Jack has found a members only goth club in Seattle and wants i...

The Jerks are joined by fellow Seattle comedian Paul Curry. Did Krampuses take over a small town in Washington? Jack talks about a anthropomorphic soup can display be found. Paul had a bad nap and is depressed.  Jay talks about his days as a farmers market yogurt salesman. Paul talks about playing D'n'D while on acid. Jack interweaves his general charm throughout the episode. The Jerks take a phon...

The Jerks have their first technical difficulty. Jay body shames Jack into cutting weight. New kettle bell design ideas. Jack rants like an old man about instagram reels. Do reptiles make good pets? (no). Bird penises are pretty weird. Jack talks about his days of selling porn in middle school. Jay explains how Steven Seagal became a movie star. PLUS MORE!

The Jerks ask the big questions in this episode. Did covid come from a lab? What would happen if Mt. Rainer exploded, is David Lynch "good" or just nuts? Turns out The Jerks are Vonnegut nerds and talk about comic book stuff. PLUS MORE!

Jay talks about cows and milk facts. The Jerks talk about how great they are at sex stuff and how they could and should teach it. Jack talks about his frustrations with accidentally going to a bikini barista. PLUS MORE! https://youtu.be/-Dn7Tr-hdSM https://youtu.be/9SSf2xF5XQw

Jay gives a look into the world of pinball and fingerless gloves. A discussion of ethics and cum and the ins and outs of Tantric sex. Jack goes to a Furry gathering talks about microdosing blue chew, how he became a buttman and further contemplates becoming a leather jacket guy. Plus more!!

In this the first episode, The Jerks, ( Jack Slattery + Jay Markovitz) talk about apocalypse survival plans, the usefulness of condoms in the future and should Jack get a leather jacket. PLUS MORE! check it out!