Rain City Jerks

Local iconic producer and comedian, DinoDad, stops by The Jerk Lair, to talk about his open mic empire and Jewish stuff. +WAY MORE

Squirting, Drugs, Being a Green Beret, Comedy...its a RCJ episode with all the bells and whistles. Get in there, roll around, get dirty. Look, just get past the intro music, Jack went a little over board

Jack went to NYC. + more stories of high adventure, extreme strangeness and cautionary tales to spook your senses. 

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Jay is really into crosswords and breaks down the crossword language. He's a crossworder.

The Jerks are joined by rising local comedian, Dan Berlyn. Body hair distribution. Jack is going grey on his temples. Lying on the internet. Goth chat room. The world couldnt handle Jack if he were a hot woman. Former guest, John Gardner is a handsome and charming man. Dating up. Dan likes early 90's hiphop...surprise surprise. Randy Rhodes. Culture moves fast. MGK at state fairs. Third wave ska....

Quinn clues The Jerks in on some vegan thoughts. Q wants some beef nachos at midnight now that he's not a moral vegan anymore. Quinn tells The Jerks about a recent tryst. Jack gives Quinn some advice on keeping a woman's pleasurable sounds muffled. Discussing Tinder strats. Jack and Quinn dont want to make friends at work. Jays nemesis Kurt. Jack keeps all his notebooks. Skin tags. Jack explains M...

We made it to episode 40. Jack thinks its quality content, he is a fan of his own shit. Jack gets into podcast drama. Tell someone about this podcast please. Jack talks about some road work he did. The last BlockBuster is in Bend Oregon. Jack got to wear roller skates on stage and it was awesome. Jay gets a taste of showbiz. Jay is in the car market. Jack is a minivan man. Bamboo is a wonderful fi...

The Jerks get into peepee/poopoo talk. Jack loves yogurt again. Jack knows where to poop in public. Jack talks about ketamine. The Jerks went on a river float with other comedians and its an anxiety inducing event for them. Jay knows not to panic while swimming. Baby swim class. Chimeras. Animal Attacks. Jay gets into Femcel talk. The Jerks talk about women. Jack might be a femcel. Femcel memes. J...

The Jerks sit down and talk about conspiracy theories that definitely don't seem real. Jack ends the show with some predictions.

The Jerks get into it with local mystic funny man Duane Wright. Old Seattle haunts are discussed, but the real meat and potatoes of this episode is giving Duane solid dating advice. Hes been out of the game for 10 years and needed some help. So of course he came to The Jerks for hot tips and strategy.

Out the gate into some nerd shit. Jack did some house sitting. Jack likes his own home more. Skate update. Jack isnt into relationships. The Jerks ponder fashion questions. The Jerks wished they had more discipline as teens. Main quest vs side quest. The Jerks dive deep into technology and Elon Musk. 

INTENSE AMOUNTS OF NERD SHIT IN THIS. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. ITS A LOT OF COMIC BOOK CHAT. DIVE IN AND SWIM IN THESE MURKY WATERS OF NERD-DUMB.

Whats on todays docket? WORKING OUT! Comedian John Gardner joins the Jerks today. John is handsome, but was a gawky teen. REAL DOUCHEBAG material. Jay and John both took Acutane. Jay talks about being Applebees royalty again. Johns dad is a real cool guy. Jack gets defensive with questioning. Jack likes lying to strangers. Mania and Depression. Divorce. Calf implants. Calendar facts. Elective surg...

Greg Beachler joins The Jerks this week. Tales of mistaken identity. Greg and Jack are wearing cool shorts. These fella's are hot for their age. Gated communities are a sham. Jack would genocide people if they were the size of ants. Demiurge chat. Tolpas and more Mongolian talk. Hunting with birds. Sock wrestling shows. A LOT of kettle bell talk. Greg shares info on diabetes. Comedy struggle. Greg...

Is this really summer? very hard to tell in Seattle. The Jerks are now bar tenders. Jay has been studying mixology. Jack went to an absinthe bar. Jack went on a lil tour. Shout out to Ducky. The Jerks like bitter liquors. Lots of poop talk. Jay is a flim flam man. The Jerks are tricksters at heart. Arguing with people in your head. S.C.O.T.U.S chat. Empire Collapse chat. + way more! Please like, s...

The Jerks sit down and talk about Genghis Khan and the Mongol empire. Genghis Blues, its a documentary, check it out. Jack thinks he might have been apart of the horde in a previous life. Captain Cook. Hobbit People. North Sentinel Island. Equatorial Antartica. Jack shares a recipe. Lobster tails for blow jobs. Jack doesnt want to get old and decrepit. Jack tells a story about a near death experie...

Weed makes Bernice Insane and Jack Calm. Bernice is putting Pointdexter coffee on BLAST! Jack loves ice skating and Bernice has never been. Jack cucks Bernices BF by accident. Jay still refuses to try roller skating. Whats with all these white people name? Old lady names are coming back. Bible Story time. Jew food. Bernice likes pain. Bernice explains Mormonism. Bernice and Jack would both do hero...

 The Jerks are joined by Comedian and Producer Dane Hesseldahl, Sentient A.I and whiskey chat start off this episode. Jack worked in breweries. Beaver excretions. Dane saw a rogue beaver once. Porno mag preference's. Jays mom got him a subscription to playboy. Early film porn. Ancient Furries. Sex bots. The Jerks dive back into a recent leak from a Google engineer that Google has a sentient A...

The Jerks are joined by returning guest Zahnae Aquino...even tho she was late. Jay is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and some sort of round hat. Now he needs a soulpatch. Jack has waxed his mustache before, but didnt keep it. Zahnae is rocking the "whore with jacket" look. Jack had a cat named Oliver. Dogs named Kevin. Covert hacking wars. Zahnae is bad at pronouncing words. Zahnae has an Origami voice...

This is episode 27, not 28. Jack has a coffin shaped coffee table, that he had custom built. Jay lived in a windowless basement in Chicago. Amy has a crush on old men because of Capt. Picard. Jack talks about DS9. Trek Chat. What is that sound when you crack your knuckles? Jay tells all. Jack and Amy think comedy is akin to Magick, Jay is skeptical. Jack talks about his Seattle comedy scene questi...

The Jerks sit down and have a classic Jerks episode. Jack was in a festival and now he's a huge celebrity.  Bernice and Reece are both young and hot. Jay broke a toilet seat. Jack likes to smell his sexual partners, hes very pro stink. Jack is anti deodorant. Jay has been told he stinks before. Jack tells stories of riding motorcycles dangerously. Lots of sex talk. Samurai movies, westerns an...

Jay is out this week, returning guest Reece Green joins the show to help run the ship. Jack and Reece are joined by Bernice Larson. Bernice didnt get chicken pox till 7th grade. Jack went to a chicken pox party. Jack talks about shingles. Antivaxers are bringing back Measles. Bernice is older than she looks. Bernice became the president of the UW comedy club. Jack and Reece recount a recent roast...

The Jerks are joined by local legend, Derek Sheen. What if Hitler was funny? Jacks Granny spoiled him rotten. The boys talk about food memories that trigger positive memories. Derek likes to cook and is maybe putting out a cookbook. Male fragility. Derek takes music seriously and doesn't like to meld art worlds. Derek drops some wisdom on the jerks about not losing your mind doing comedy. When you...

Jack and Quinn do a gravity bong. Jerry rigging is anti german slang. Jack was too self conscious to put out the reel. Quinn likes huffing paint. Lead paint was tasty. Jack reveals someone else's gross secret. Jack has a perfect transition into Quinns story about gross finger stuff. Jack is super high at this point and isnt really listening to Quinns story and mostly thinking about how it would be...