Questions with John Hastings

john Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you are listening to the show in the traditional position. You're in an Adirondack chair, you're naked, and a lover has placed a napkin over your genitals so they don't get sunburned, and you're having a nice cool drink, perhaps a Sierra Mist, or if you're in Canada, an Orange Crush splash of soda water to cut. The sugary soda of the Orange Crush. That, by the way...

john Once again, we ride in the ether in between the stardust having espressas. Quick note, the Space Jam movie with LeBron James came out like a year or two ago. Bugs Bunny is fine. Let's see if I can forget other important moments in culture by answering our next question. Paul? Paul. Producer Paul John, what's the worst joke you've ever heard and can you share it with us? Hosted on Acast. See a...

john (00:10.51) Once again, you're sipping on a glass of port or maybe a different type of aperitif. You've finished a fine meal of suckling ham, side of chicken, still proud to say keto. I, of course, am John Hastings. We're gonna answer a question. A question will be read out by producer Paul. Producer Paul will read out that question now, I think. Producer Paul (00:36.085) John, if you could be...

john I mean, but what are you trying to find out? Hi everyone, welcome to Questions with John Hastings. I'm of course, questions, just kidding, John Hastings. What is our question for today, Paul? Producer Paul Well John, our question for today is, if you could have any animal as a pet, mythical or not, what would you choose and why? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

john I keep wondering what question that guy is trying to have answered by screaming, we'll never know. Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a Gatorade, you've got questions, it must be questions with John Hastings, I'm of course on Hastings! We come at you once again. I'm doing the Ember Fringe Festival right now, please buy tickets to that. And let's fire up the old question mark, the Riddler machine,...

john Why are you trying to find out, guy who yells will never know. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome once again to Questions with John Hastings, the podcast version of that weird television program that was on at 11 o'clock on Saturday evenings that you would watch as a teenager because occasionally it showed French films, which of course had breasts in them. We of course answer a question. A questio...

john Hello, hello, and oh, hello. Sing that last one to a short continental European man who's just arrived into a train car. We, of course, are not on a train car. We are on a podcast, and that podcast is all about answering questions. We're gonna get a question now. From producer Paul, producer Paul, what's the question? Hello, Paul. Producer Paul Hello John. If you had a time machine, which his...

john Come one, come all. Do when the internet sits down and has a coffee mid-afternoon. Oh, is it a Spanish coffee? No, Albanian, which means you just put a bunch of smuggled drugs in your coffee. That's a fun joke to the fact that the Albanians are the one who are currently running most drugs into Europe. And I find that, I just like it. The word Albania when it comes to something sketchy just so...

john Yes, you will never know what the fuck he was talking about, but you will know the answer to one of our questions here. I had questions with John Hastings. I am, of course, John Hastings. And how do we get the questions? Well, we asked producer Paul, what is our question for today? So let's do that now. Producer Paul. Hi, Paul. Producer Paul Hi John. John, what's the most bizarre dream you've...

john We will never know until we ask the question, which is why we're here, ladies and gentlemen. I, of course, am John Hastings and here is Questions with John Hastings. We will be taking one question from producer Paul. Let us not be like a Mark Maron and ramble on with the intro. Let's get right into the meat. Let's head on over. Paul, what is our question for today? Producer Paul Hi John, well...

john Hello once again, I hope you're wearing some sort of smoking jacket, you've got your ascot on, ocelot in your lap or draped lovingly around your neck. Let us all place a cigarette in a cigarette holder, take a sip of a cavassier or port and get ready to sit in a room that I assume smells, but looks very nice in photographs. Because once again, it is time for Questions with John Hastings. I'm...

john Once again, we set sail on the oceans of improvisation and we speak slowly so we sound smart. I'm of course, John Hastings. And today we will be answering a question and that question will be read to us by producer Paul, producer Paul. Hello. Producer Paul Hi John. Today's question, John, is what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in public? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

We will never know. Well, you will know. You need to know one thing. This batch of questions with John Hastings is coming to a close. We've enjoyed pumping out this content daily for you. We're gonna take a quick break and then we will be back with a bunch more content. This is how this podcast is gonna work. It's not going to be weekly. It's gonna come out in daily batches for a period of time. T...

Hello. Once again, we ask. Do you have anything to say? And if you're looking in a mirror and you're me, the answer is yes. Welcome once again to Questions with John Hastings. I am of course John Hastings. And today's question, not brought to you by the fine people who have emailed in at johnhastingspodcast.gmail.com but have instead brought to us by producer Paul. Producer Paul, let's go for that...

Welcome once again to questions with John Hastings. I am of course, John Hastings. If you'd like to send us a question, johnhastingspodcast.gmail.com. These are batch recorded, so we won't get to them in this round, but we will get to them in another round. For this round of questions, let's head on over to producer Paul, producer Paul. Producer Paul Hi John. John, if you were a superhero, what wo...

Welcome once again, your radios, your phones are set here to the tranquil seas of monologue. I am John Hastings. Let us question producer Paul. What is our question for today? If you'd like to send us a question, by the way John Hastings podcast at gmail.com. Hi Paul. Producer Paul Hi John. It's another animal one today. How many chickens, how many chickens would it take to defeat a T-Rex in a fig...

You will know. You will know the answer to your question. If you send me a question, John Hastings podcast at gmail.com. But until we get to that, let's get to this. Producer Paul, what is our question for today? Hi, Paul. Producer Paul Hi John. Today's question. If animals could talk, which animal do you think would be the rudest? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just having a thought. What do you do with liquid that's in your mouth you don't want to swallow? Yeah, I've had some pot. And now I'm gonna have some questions. Paul, what are our questions for today? Here on Questions with John Haystrings, a new intro. Hi Paul, I just mispronounced my last name. I call myself John Haystrings. Producer Paul Well, hi John. Today's question... That's fair enough, t...

Once again, you join us to sail the deep seas of conversation. Well, not conversation has so much monologues, monologues inspired by questions, questions you provide by emailing them to us at johnhastingspodcast.gmail.com. But we don't have a question from you, or maybe we do, either way. Let's turn it over to producer Paul, who has our first and only question for this episode. There's only one qu...

Welcome once again to questions with John Hastings. I just mispronounced my own first name, John. I went, John. Widerly thinking of a gas station, I frequented a lot towards the end of my marriage. What are you thinking about? Email me, johnhastingspodcast.gmail.com. Let me know what you're thinking about. Ask me a question. But we're not gonna get a question from you. We're gonna get a question f...

Hello. And once again, this is John Aisling and I am questions. We'll be taking your questions. Reading your questions is of course, Producer Paul. Hi Paul. Producer Paul (00:26.676) Hi John, today's question is, if you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be and why? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Once again, you join me here. One month of podcasting, one month of answering questions, one month of talking out of one's asshole. And before we can talk out of one's asshole, we need inspiration for that asshole chat. And let's head on over to producer Paul. Producer Paul, what's our question of the day? Producer Paul. Producer Paul Hi John, today's question is, can you survive solely on a diet...

Welcome once again to Questions with John Hastings. I just remembered I'm going to a batting cage later today. Got pretty excited. But I'm not there now. Where I am now is here with you to answer a question. And if you have a question for me, head on over to your email, johnhastingspodcast.gmail.com. But we're not answering that question. We're answering this question. And to get this question, le...

Why thank you once again. We all board the fine ship question and set sail for blowhardery. I'm of course, John Hastings and welcome to Questions with John Hastings. Producer Paul, let's have today's question. Producer Paul Hi John, today's question is, can you start a fire with a magnifying glass on the moon? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome again to Questions with John Hastings. I am of course, John Hastings, huh? Don't do that joke. I answer a question. If you'd like to send me questions, by the way, it's johnhastingspodcast at gmail.com. And today's question, let's head on over to producer Paul or producer Paul, because I don't know who producer Paul is. Hi Paul. Producer Paul Hi John, hi John. Today's question is, do trees...