Professionally Average Podcast

This week on  Professionally Average , the guys bring in special guest Marcella — a mounted shooting competitor, traveler, model, and motivational content creator — and the episode goes off the rails in the best way. After reviewing a surprisingly dangerous mixed drink, the conversation turns into mounted shooting competitions, travel stories, social media branding, and learning to be confident in...

This episode starts with a high-octane dessert beer… and completely derails from there. This week on  Professionally Average , the guys review a 9.5% chocolate stout, talk merch and upcoming guests, shout out local creators, and then spiral into childhood nostalgia, VHS rewinds, and one of the most sideways lunch conversations ever brought to a podcast. From small-town logic and old cartoons to as...

This episode starts with a questionable beer review and somehow turns into a real talk about mindset, motivation, and modern “guru culture.” The guys debate 5AM routines, cold plunges, internet self-help trends, and what actually helps you stay positive when life gets heavy — especially during winter months when everything feels off. Funny, chaotic, and unexpectedly real.

Part 2 of our 90s series is here — and it starts with a plumbing disaster before turning into a full nostalgia spiral. This week on  Professionally Average , the guys tell a real frozen-pipe horror story, launch a new beer review segment, and then dive deep into why the 90s just felt different — especially when it comes to school, food, and everyday life. From chicken patties and cafeteria pizza,...

This one started with frozen pipes… and somehow ended in the 1990s. In this episode of  Professionally Average , the guys talk winter struggles, chaotic home life, decompression, and then spiral into a full-on 90s nostalgia trip. From old TVs and static, to commercials, sitcoms, channel-surfing, and waiting all week for new episodes — this episode hits anyone who grew up before everything was on-d...

What if the system only works because we all agree to lie about it? This week on  Professionally Average , the guys tear into money, debt, sports, violence, and modern America — and end up questioning basically everything. From the national debt and fake money, to scripted sports, pirates, duels, and why nothing feels authentic anymore, this episode spirals into one long “wait… hold up” moment. On...

What if we stopped pretending the future makes sense? This week on  Professionally Average , the guys dive headfirst into climate debates, evolution conspiracies, participation trophies, and why modern storytelling is completely broken. From saving the planet “for future generations” to wings and gills being the next step in human evolution, this episode is a non-stop spiral of hot takes, bad logi...

It’s the last episode of the year and the boys are doing what they do best —  talking nonsense, telling the truth, and absolutely oversharing. In this episode of  Professionally Average , we break down everything from  Christmas chaos and questionable gift exchanges  to  New Year’s Eve plans, drinking traditions, and why resolutions are basically a scam . We cover it all — the good, the bad, and t...

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