Privacy Settings

Joining Will today is comedian, writer and former professional poker player Ken Cheng. Ken tells us how he managed to solve racism in his Instagram DMs by getting someone who had sent him racist slurs to buy him a mahjong set as an apology. Elsewhere, Ken explains why winning Genius Game has completely ruined playing games for him, his worrying addiction to mobile games, and his memories of Quibi...

Joining Will today is comedian and writer Bilal Zafar. Bilal takes us through his phone, where we discover an alarming obsession with Angry Birds, his suspicious habit of retweeting Alan Sugar's most bizarre tweets, and an endless collection of to-do lists that somehow only seem to create more things to do. We also dive into billionaire Bryan Johnson's increasingly strange quest to live forever, w...

Jonathan Oldfield takes us through his phone, where we discover his suspiciously wholesome obsession with watching Italian nonnas make pasta "the traditional way", his heated Vinted reviews, and why we end up buying him a vintage Casio watch live on the podcast. We also hear his genuinely terrible podcast pitch, The Rest Is Venom , where Bear Grylls and Amanda Holden are repeatedly injected with v...

Sophie Garrad has over 1000 daily reminders on her phone... and she think it's normal. Sophie takes us through the absolute chaos that is her phone, including the worrying number of incest jokes she somehow keeps finding herself making, her scandalous hen party and settles the age-old question of exactly how many cookies is too many cookies. Along the way we find out why weddings turn otherwise se...

This episode brings us the most UNBELIEVABLE story yet. Molly-Rose Treves explains how a trip to Thailand ended with her friend being accused of stealing a motorbike, landing in prison, and Molly somehow pretending to be her lawyer... and apparently winning the case. Elsewhere we get into Molly's sudden fascination with Buddhist beliefs, her addiction to listening to positive affirmations, why Sun...

Imogen Andrews loves a prank call. Unfortunately, she's not very good at them. Joining Will today is comedian, content creator and character queen Imogen Andrews. After attempting one of the worst prank calls ever recorded, we dive into Imogen's IBS, the bizarre DMs from men obsessed with wool balaclavas, why every character she creates starts with choosing the shoes first, and her very co-depende...

Harriet Richardson has the most "unshareable" phone that we have ever had or will ever have. Joining Will is performance artist, writer and sometimes stand-up Harriet Richardson. Harriet lets us in on the "OCD nightmare that is her relationship with her phone. We go through her stress levels, her notesapp and obsession with weird AI content. After Harriet uses her therapists techniques on Will, we...

Here is what is hiding on Jordan Brookes' phone.   Joining Will today is the longest reigning Edinburgh Comedy Award winner in history who misses the soft patch in his skull that he had as a baby, it’s Jordan Brookes.   We dive into Jordan's phone, his top tips for what not to flush down a toilet, his odd relationship with his cat and the bizarre chat up lines he gets in his dms.  ...

This week on Privacy Settings: What's hiding on comedian Esther Manito's Phone?   Joining Will today is stand up comedian, relatable family woman and a big fan of a “proper ham and cheese sandwich” its Esther Manito   From her son's obsession with planes, to how she stays busy on long trains, to her keen interest in the Manosphere, Esther Manito opens up to Will about what's hiding on he...

Alfie Dundas dms famous footballers, forgets how to order coffee and loves terrible nightclubs.   Joining Will today is comedian, stand up comedian, the host of the Alf and Soph show , and the only comedian to be scouted by Arsene Wenger, it's Alfie Dundas!   Alfie has an average of 4 hours 50 per day, one of our lower screentimes. Which is enough time to walk to, from here, Hanwell zoo...

Natasha Devon pitches us her TV ideas, explains her lack of empathy for chickens and teaches us how to avoid ham in Prague.   Joining Will today is writer, LBC broadcaster, and a mentor on the 2012 hit show Gok’s Teens: The Naked Truth, its Natasha Devon!   Will goes through Natasha's notesapps where he discovers her drunken TV show ideas, her photos where he finds a strange meal that sh...

We could barely keep David Thomas in the studio for this one! His phone must be interesting!   On this week's Privacy Settings on FUBAR Radio, Will Sebag-Montefiore is joined by comedian and small dog impersonator David Thomas!   We sign David up to apple arcade plus, have him do a mental health quiz and play his incredible game Ruddles!   David Thomas' screentime was 47h 46mins a w...

Dominic Allen curses Sullivan Brown, tries to hide his nudes from us and summons the spirit of a ghost to defend himself. Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore today is actor, a member of the apocalypse players podcast, and the ghost lawyer of the board gaming channel No Rolls Barred, its Dominic Allen! We go through Dom's reasonably short screentime and show him a clip of his "subordinate" Sullivan Brown...

Rosalie Minnitt has the beefiest phone we've seen yet... but who is she kicking off with this week on Privacy Settings! Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore is comedian, performer and the woman who’s Robot musical definitely deserved to win a bafta, it's Rosalie Minnitt ! We discuss her many phone accessories, her obsession with The Meg 2 and her (very rational) fear of bedbugs. Who is Mr Fantasy? Why di...

Stevie Martin has probably forgotten that we changed her voicemail message... but we haven't! Joining Will today is comedian, actor and the woman facing the wrong way down the tunnel of life, its Stevie Martin! We go through Stevie's screentime including their weirdly large amount of time spent on the clock app, her search history (in which we find out if Northern Ireland is part of Britain) and l...

Max Fosh calls Mr Beast (maybe), reveals his embarrassing search history and fails to explain why donkey's have crosses on their backs. Youtuber and comedian  @MaxFosh  joins Will Sebag-Montefiore to go through his phone and expose his grubby little secrets. Max opens up about his first ever brand deal, his daily average screentime (long enough to watch his last 23 videos) and why he fel...

Peter Rugman shows us thicc goblins, cursed paddington bear videos and the essence of whimsy Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore is comedian, actor and star of the Nonstick Pans, Peter Rugman ! Peter Rugman can't seem to stop googling if Will can leave his wiff for petey, his photos app is full of Baldur's Gate lore , thicc goblins and his many lookalikes and he's terrified of robot Paddington Bear host...

Kyrah Gray joins tippy and tism, otherwise known as Will and Producer Hugh to teach us about Fruit Love Island, the evils of phone snatching and how to become a voice actor. Kyrah has a brand new show at the Soho Theatre Wednesday 15th and Thursday 16th of April. Get tickets here. Kyrah spent 6 hours and 24 mins on her phone on monday, enough time to cycle (5 hours and 25 mins) to the East Anglian...

Ben Pope, the founder of Team Helmet, definitely absolutely loves his phone... Joining Will today is comedian, writer and the only stand up comedian that we can definitely confirm has read at least 1 book, its Ben Pope! Ben Pope has only actually had a smartphone since 2019 and is therefore still working it all out. His photos app is a collection of whacky random things he's found and his screenti...

What if the Traitors was about something not very algorithm friendly? Cecily Hitchcock pitches Will Sebag-Montefiore her idea for a brand new Claudia Winkleman show... Joining the show today is comedian, actor and baritone singer Cecily Hitchcock! The two go through her bizarre hometown of Crambourne, Cecily's creative idea for a new hit TV show and her fascination for weird old jellies. Want to s...

Daisy Doris May wants the longest beard ever and is kind enough to teach Will some Manchester chat up lines! Joining Will today is Character comedian, drag king and the artist formerly known as Fidddddly Bob Wood-ley its Daisy Doris May! Daisy loses her phone so often she's turned up with a phone that isn't hers... It's her partners old one. But don't worry we still managed to go through her notes...

Comedian, content creator and the mind behind straight male fashion, otherwise known as the overshirt, Ali Woods. Has Ali Woods googled anything other then football? It's time to find out! Ali and Will discuss AI in comedy, why you shouldn't care about screentime and Ali's failed sketches. Ali has a relatively average screen time of 8 hours a day, but is confident that we shouldn't care, you're we...

Today WIll exposes the most embarrassing thing of all, Zoë Grünewald being earnest on her phone!!!! In today's episode Will is joined by journalist, writer and broadcaster Zoë Grünewald. The two go through her definitely very normal DMs, from being invited to a curry on LinkedIn to being told to stop slouching on her website, Zoë gets it all. After this we dive into Zoë's secret reddit account, wh...

Sullivan Brown once reached the maximum length for a voice note at a whopping 45 minutes, also he knows the (alleged) truth about John Travolta... Joining Will today is comedian, actor and communist monopoly survivor Sullivan Brown ! The two go through Sullivan's fudged up screen time stats, his attempts to use google reviews to date and the real history behind Monopoly . Guest Bio: Sullivan Brown...

Vittorio Angelone throws his phone across the room and tells it to f*ck off! There must be some good stuff on there then... Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore is comedian, classical percussionist and proud Zootian, Vittorio Angelone . He loves crocs, sometimes bins full bags of cookies and once stole some studs from Sports Direct. Vittorio is also the host of A Guide To Parenting Podcast , with fellow...