Participation Trophy Wives

Join us in a side eye journey of discovery. We’re (Kayt) personally offended by jeans, openly judging everyone, deep-diving into bulge math over cold brew, and once again giving our Trophies of the Week to food—because growth is a myth and snacks are forever.

We’re back behind the mic—Alicia relaxed, Kayt rebranded, and we had to come to terms with the fact that our athletic careers were a lie. This episode is basically us being gently humbled by life.

This week on Participation Trophy Wives, we discover animals speak multiple languages (who knew?), roast the genius who thought suing Hershey’s over peanut butter pumpkins was a good use of time, hand out our Trophies of the Week, and launch our brand-new rant segment: Kick Rocks—served with a piping hot Whoot Choot.

This week on Participation Trophy Wives: We make friends with our new AI overlords (might as well get on their good side early), finally uncover the true identity of Grimace (spoiler: it’s not what you think), and learn the hard way that procrastination leads directly to the ninth circle of hell… also known as the DMV. From circuits to happy meals , we’ve got you covered.

This week, the wives catch up on life’s big moments—graduations, runaway zebras, and Alicia’s thrilling descent into jury duty. Also, cherries. Why? We’re still not sure. Don’t miss the madness, the mayhem, and of course, our highly coveted (and definitely made-up) Trophies of the Week.

Take a journey of discovery with wives as Kayt uncovers her new community. Alicia helps rid the world trauma bonding and together the wives become de-influencers. And look our Rusted root here come their knee nipples! 

The wives are feeling the Delco Holy Spirit this week! Join the PTW pilgrimage as they discuss Pope Jawn the First, their insight into what really happens during the conclave and what their first acts of Popeism would be. They share another tale from hotel hell and end their crusade with their trophies of the week! De Dominos Patre el sanctu pepperoni to you too.

Our wives jump back in to discuss home repairs, their niche with nature and what hell is wrong with Tori Spelling! Find out what’s brewing in our cold brew conversation, ignore the neigh-sayers and dive into our trophies of the week! 

Open your gullet for some Zombie Jesus candy. The Wives talk about more of Kayt's fears, some hidden talents, and all the bodies floating around the sea. Stick around for our trophies of the week. And beef organs. 

Join our wives as they float through the ocean discussing the dead fish of hope and it’s mark on society. They discuss the perils of flying next to a dead body and the miracle work of dollar tree duck tape. Grab your blueberry tea and a tums for this epic journey. 

The Sorta Oldies The participation grannies sit back and reminisce about the 90’s. We start our tour with snow days, wander through the clear Pepsi aisle, ending their journey with a look back at TGIF. So put away your gps, grab your can of mace and your paper map for a trip down memory lane

The Wives get real and open up about mental health. They contemplate ways to survive the new Gilead and finally discuss "The Incident". Grab your Xannys, your Painties and tighten up your Fanny for our very special episode.

In the absolutely most chaotic episode yet, our wives talk Christmas carols, shopping and fight with technology only to be smited by the Mother herself. Apparently Mary DID know how to payback smack talk about her song. Ho ho ho it up for some holiday ho-jinx!

  The queens of chaos are back! Join the fictional cross country roadtrip which features Lot Lizards, cheese and our new specialized brand of undergarments. We pick our new tramp stamp tattoos inspired by the new Zaddy and some incredible schmear!

Come seek shelter from weak assed named herricanes (or as people not in the greater Philadelphia region call them- HURRICANES). The wives compare deodorant and decide to rebrand Lume. Continue the nightmares with them as the imagine death by python and they reveal the trophies of the week! It's a stormy day with the Participation Trophy Wives!!!

What’s that smell? Is it a candle or bodily secretions?  Alicia finds a job for her nose, the wives discuss stinky movies, and realize how online shopping prevents the need to carry summers Eve as mace. Pull up your best wax warmer and join in on the fun!

Don’t close your eyes for this one. The wives wander into the Beyond discussing Aliens, ghost encounters and the recently deceased spy whale. Find the out the Trophies of the week and how the wives will reach each other in the afterlife

Today our wives talk saggy boobs, mammograms, and classic TV shows. They discover Kayt is a Stephanie and Alicia is a Ho-dor.  We’re also visiting the uncanny valley of robot skin and what robots are good for- it’s not that you filthy animal!  It’s a plucky day with the PTW.

The wives are answering your burning questions about the Olympics! We talk about peeing in the pool, Aldi visits, and the nutritional value of broccoli vs cocaine for weight loss. Join us for the floor routine!

Back from her recent near death experience, Alicia shares her new prowess on the river. The wives try to unknot their knickers, strike down fuzzy drinks, and share their unwavering enthusiasm for cereal. Also, Nell. Onakaychikabay.

The wives haven’t been in a triple B like this since elementary school! Season 2 kicks off with a wild ride through hangovers, fissures, and the greatest American treasure, Betty White! Come for the ACTUAL 20th episode and stay for the Cold Brew and to see who gets this week’s Participation Trophies! https://www.instagram.com/participationtrophywives?igsh=MXRudGNtbnB0cTg5Ng%3D%3D&utm_source=qr...

Take a trip around the world with our international stars as they recap their success in season one and learn some geographical "facts". Tune in for this special episode and get ready to host these ladies as they definitely just invited themselves to your home. And they want snacks!

It’s National Women’s Something Month, so obviously we talk about football. Celebrate with our wives as they pay their respects to women. We launch our new segment called, ‘Advice From Your Inappropriate Aunties’. Plus our very first surprise caller! A Back Room Network production

Check in with our wives as they untangle the chaos of one week, up to and including, giant ass teeth, cleaning rakes, and the Super Bowl. Check out the latest with a tamed jalapeño and a spicy Alicia! A Back Room Network production

Our wives check in and discuss the start of 2024, the chaos around puppies, ulcers, and broken toes. All paths lead to food, and today we climb the Mt. Rushmore of culinary delights. A Back Room Network production