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This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie long for another Jake appearance, talk of traveling together on past tours, some "Desperate Housewives" chat, and then some "Buffy" talk, with SPOILERS. MJ brings news of a real life fake teen busted in a high school that's a much sadder version of "Never Been Kissed", Jackie started "Widow's Bay" and looooves it. It's Geoff's birthday week (happy birthd...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Luisa Madrigal fanboy Jake Young, to goss' 'bout Holden's (valid) Star Wars prequel hatred as well as some upcoming Nerd of Mouth episodes, Jackie reveals her encounter with "The Poodle Man" on the Scrabble app, and there's rumors that Blake Lively had to purchase her Met Gala ticket as Anna Wintour may have NOT invited her this year. Then a deeper...

Jackie's got Blessid Union of Souls trapped in her skull and its got them rememberin' the innocent early days of Shazam and sittin' round hungover tryin' to remember a song by mumble humming 3 bars of it, it's MJ and Gideon's wedding anniversary and it's bringin' up memories of drunken weddin' plannin' on the podcast past, and its got them lookin' for excuses to have another dance party and boogie...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden McNeely, who's filled with (justified) hatred for the Star Wars prequels, Machine Gun Kelly has his aim set on nu metal as he drops a song with Fred Durst, and "Michael" makes some creative choices that leave out quite a large portion of his life. The Onion and Tim Heidecker are takin' Info Wars from Alex Jones and he's crashing out hard, Kee...

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are easin' their way into "Trust Me: The False Prophet" but up first their talkin' the shake up for the new season of "Married At First Sight" and MJ wants to talk about Lori Loughlins haircut. The new season of SLOMW is still shooting sans Taylor, "Lee Cronin's The Mummy" sure is something, pre-orders for the Taskmaster advent calendar are about to open...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Kara Klenk, to discuss the uniting powers of "Mr. Brightside" and "Uptown Funk", as well as dig deep into the gastronomic terror "Gupperz", and Purdue makin' 6-7 chicken nuggets just in time for the trend to be over! Jackie reveals she feels a deep connection with Madison from "Love on the Spectrum" and her Dollar Tree sprees, Jill Biden lost the bi...

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie (with a BOUQITUE FLU) and MJ are talkin' mid life crisis's, Jackie watched  "Malcom in the Middle" for the first time in honor of the reboot, and loved it. The Muppet Rockin' Roller Coaster is openin' and hopefully it's not just a reskin of the defunct Aerosmith ride, MJ's horrifying doorbell makes a cameo, and the guy on "Love Overboard" is STILL a child thera...

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Seena Ghaznavi and Jackie wants errryone to play with 'er dingaling! The parents are celebratin' toilet times and teachin' chants that are STILL relevant to everybody, then we're talkin' 'bout different toilet times with COACHELLA NEWS! Which just proves those Krazy Kardashians are EXTREMELY outta touch, Jackie's opinion gets swayed on that very stripped-down...

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ kick things off by discussing the continued existence of "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" and the differences of ska and neo swing, MJ's terrified of the rehabin' happenin' with Nickelback, but that don't mean they ain't watchin' the new ridiculous Megan Thee Stallion x Nickelback butt-rock collab for Cheetos Flamin' Hot Crunchy Dill Pickle Cheese Flavored Snack...

This week MJ and Jackie are joined by Kara Klenk, to goss' 'bout the rewatch of "Desperate Housewives" Jackie and MJ are doin', Sarah Michelle Gellar is on a media tour for "Ready Or Not 2" and spillin' some fun tea on how Freddie Prinze Jr "accidentally" destroys all technology near him! Jackie has a wonderful time watching "The Drama" and that Zendaya and RBats are great in it, which leads to a...

This week on Second Helpings we're all celebratin' as Celine Dion is comin' back to us now (but sans the ghost implications) with the announcement of a new Paris tour! Kathie Lee Gifford says the golden years are more of a grey epoch, but that's not stoppin' her from cranking out non-fiction bible books! Up next is some SLOMW chat, including the male casts members making their own surveillance sta...

This week Page 7 is joined by LPN's Very Special Boy Jake Reacher (née Young) to goss' 'bout the terrors of middle school and MJ's here to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT on his relationship with Right Said Fred, John Cena had to give TikTokist Harry Daniels a crash course in manners, speaking of which this leads into a discussion on the societal implications of the Jack Reacher videos. In lighter news, S...

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are sadly NOT joined by the Male Feminist Gentleman Supreme, but they certainly got the goss' and drama this ep! MJ starts off by sharin' their PhD dissertation after their marathon catch-up of "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives". Speakin' of a different kind of body horror, Jackie highly recommends "Ugly Step Sister" and listening to "Sign of the Times" by H...

This week the ex-cheese lord himself Holden McNeely stops by after a week BURSTING with pop culture news as we're discussin' the $27m lawsuit bein' brought against comedian Learnmore Mwanyenyeka after he made a viral joke about the "Lion King"'s theme songs true meaning, we're all transitioning to talk SERIOUS about Taylor Frankie Paul and Holden keeps callin' for women to be CAGED, Jackie's got n...

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are joined by Ed Larson, and there's an announcement about Brighter Side future, Ed and Jackie convinced MJ to watch the "Inside the Manosphere" doc by Louis Theroux and it's a beautiful view into the toxicity of the culture, and HBO Max's hilariously depressing "Neighbors" only has one more episode! Afroman continues to victory lap following the bogus 2...

This week Amber Nelson is our good southern woman guest and we're talkin' "Age of Attraction" up top, then Babz and Hanoi Jane enter the Octagon, after Babz got to eulogize Robert Redford at the Oscars, as well as more Oscar tribute chat! MJ makes a bold comparison of Timothee and Leonardo DiCaprio, Oscar seat filling seems like a gig from hell, and Jackie realizes a years long error with April Re...

MJ and Jackie are back for another scoop of Second Helpings, Jackie and Natalie couldn't find a good radio station in Dallas, but Travis sure knows the (contemporary christian alt rock) hits. MJ's lookin' 2 find god or at least a choir that doesn't JUDGE. The "Desperate Housewives" watch along is bringin' up memories of the college admissions scandal with plotline that is dead on the same, Felicit...

Natalie Jean joins us as her and Jackie recount havin' to John Redcorn themselves to present their monster fuckin' at the FAMILY FRIENDLY convention they just got home from this past weekend, we got TWO Jackie's Snackies and one starts off the episode 'cause Jackie got Natalie coffee w/o creamer so she could try the new Paris Hilton sweet and SPICY creamer instead, plus Jackie retells her very awk...

In this BONUS episode, Jackie sits down with Dorian CEO Julia Palatovska and VP of Creator Growth Jessica Delfanti to discuss Slash Fic, Romance games, the Dorian platform, as well as Jackie's upcomin' Cryptid Dating sim! Head over to republic.com/dorian for more information! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new epi...

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie discuss Six Flags is shuttin' down multiple parks, MJ took the kids to "Pop Mart" and got seduced into a makeup store to then have half their face tightened and upon saying they weren't interested in the product, the salesman just said GOODBYE and MJ had to spend the rest of the day looking half very concerned. Then it's onto Traitors Talk with lots of S...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and Kara are joined by Seena to goss' 'bout Zendaya and Tom Holland GOT MARRRRIED SECRETLY ALREADY, and Law Roach spilled THE BEANS! Jim Carrey's recent awards show appearance that left the internet wondering if it was even him, Kelly Osbourne is on defense after people appeared highly concerned online after seeing her recent weight loss. Tom Holland's dad runs a Patreo...

Jackie and MJ are BACK with another slippy sloppy servin' of SECOND HELPINGS! Up top reminiscing about everyone's favorite 'oldest of 6' Big Sis Kara Klenk from yesterday's episode as we dive into the different sib dynamics eeeeeveryone falls into, then IT'S A BETRAYAL ON LEVELS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN because Jackie didn't tell MJ she was goin' to a DIRTY PUPPET SHOW CALLED "Puppet Up"! And the BETR...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by the best bitch in the business Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout how lame the USA male hockey team has been after their Miracle on Ice Moment, how the USA female hockey team turned down the same invitation that made them the butt of the joke, but thankfully Flavor Flav (NOT Flava Flav) swooped in, the BAFTAs controversy has all of being Abraham Simpson at t...

MJ and Jackie are back with another servin' of Second Helpings, MJ's freshly Chicago'd and it was STANKY, and they're gonna speak THEIR PEACE!! Plus they've got news on how Whitney did and they THINK THEY MIGHT LIIIIKE ITTT~ Jackie went to a bbno$ concert and was swarmed by the YOUNG, Brooklyn Beckham's 14 year old little sister sent him a happy valentines message and all he did was post a selfie...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and our birthday boi MJ are joined by Holden McNeely to goss' 'bout MJ's going to Times Square to see "Chicago" so they can say whether Whitney sucks or not (make sure to check out "Second Helpings tomorrow!"), and then we got an extra early LIST 'bout stunt casting! MJ went to see the live "Dancing with the Stars" with their momma, Rumer Willis let us know with 3 posts...