ORS At The Movies

Happy Halloween! We barely got this one done in time, so join G. Money Clip and Thornton Melon as they review 1982's Creepshow! What happens when two genuine masters of the horror genre in their particular fields get together? It's a collision course with wackiness! Check out the video versions of our reviews at Youtube, Rumble, or Odysee. Just search for ORS At The Movies. Questions? Comm...

Join G. Money Clip, Thornton Melon Jr. and our diversity hire Jools as we break down probably the worst movie we've seen yet. What happens when a Vietnamese software salesman with no film training and a huge Alfred Hitchcock crush makes a movie? We recorded on Good Friday and by the end I wished I was nailed to a cross too. Jools got in the creaky chair from the Battlefield Earth review and de...

Join G. Money Clip and Thornton Melon as they review yet another movie starring a musician, 1981's Caveman with Ringo Starr! How did this happen? Who told Ringo he could act? Who thought this movie needed to be made and for what reason? Your guess is as good as mine. Seriously, I couldn't find any background information about this one, so we're flying blind. Couldn't be worse than...

Join G. Money Clip, Thornton Melon Jr. and our new diversity hire Jools as we break down Ireland's first (and only) martial arts movie Fatal Deviation from 1998! What happens when a man with a dream of being an action film star tries to make his own movie as an extended screen test? Hint: It ain't good. Junior found the creaky chair from the Battlefield Earth review and decided to see how...

Join G. Money Clip and Thornton Melon as they boldly go where no man has gone before! It's Star Trek V! Upon release, this was considered the worst Star Trek movie ever, but is it really that bad? We dig into it and review The Search For God. Send an email and let me know what you think. Check out the video versions of our reviews at Youtube, Rumble, or Odysee. Just search for ORS At The Movie...

Join G. Money Clip and Thornton Melon as they FINALLY get around to delivering their review of The Blob from 1988 (The movie is from 1988, not the review. We're not THAT slow!). Thornton Melon hated this when he first saw it, G was a fan. Did either of them change their mind upon further review? Was it worth the wait? Probably not, but here it is anyway! Send an email and let me know what you...

Join G. Money Clip and Thornton Melon Sr. AND Jr. as the three of them celebrate Black History Month by reviewing a movie starring a white rapper! That's right, it's the Vanilla Ice movie from 1991, Cool As Ice! Be prepared for sighing, confusion and anger...lots of anger. Sorry for all the shouting. Check out the video versions of our reviews at Youtube, Rumble, or Odysee. Just search for...

Join G. Money Clip and Thornton Melon Jr. (standing in for his deadbeat dad) as they go over the Transformers movie from 1986. Who likes it more, The Boomer or The Zoomer? Check out the video versions of our reviews at Youtube, Rumble, or Odysee. Just search for ORS At The Movies. Questions? Comments? Snide Remarks? Drop us a line at orsatthemovies@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Join G. Money Clip and Thornton Melon as they delve into the Monkees' 1968 film Head. The movie is pretty trippy, but are they stoned enough to handle the weirdness? Apologies for the audio in this one, the phasing issue that plagued the Battlefield Earth episode is back, but we think we know what's causing it this time (no, really). Questions? Comments? Snide Remarks? Drop us a line at or...

Greetings from the year 3000! Join G. Money Clip and new co-host Thornton Melon as they go through Battlefield Earth. The movie has a reputation as one of the worst of all time, but is it deserved? (Yes.) Apologies for some sketchy audio that keeps coming in and out during this one, hopefully we'll get it sorted out for the next one!

Originally recorded in December 2017, Commando Cody and G. Money Clip return one year later to dive deep into 1995's Waterworld. See how many times you can hear a bad audio edit as Greg hacks and slashes his way through the editing process. Don't worry, I'm sure the next episode will be even better!

Originally recorded way back in December of 2016, join G. Money Clip and Commando Cody as they break down 1997's Con Air. Listen as Greg totally misses the start date of Crazy Nicolas Cage by about a decade and see if you can count the number of times he says "like" (Hint: It's a LOT). Oh, and the movie gave Cody cancer. Will he return? Listen and find out!