Oh, Echt?

We're back!!! Our only promise is to stop promising regular scheduling, we're not just letting ourselves down, we're letting you down. Returning to our familiar format for this episode but not before we share our thoughts on the Year of the Firehorse and the Beckham drama because yes, we're topical and timely See you soon xoxo

Yeah we get it, we have been gone for ages! But you're lucky to get this ep we recorded in June where we look how the year is going so far. Enjoy!

Welcome to season two!!! We're proud to say this ascension day we've ascended to new audio heights (read: both mics worked all episode) On our first episode back we discuss consistency versus excitement, a girl with a kooky earring and how whatsapp groups can feel like second jobs.

Back on our inconsistent schedule for episode 18!! Listen in for our best audio yet, bank transfers gone awry, animals on the bed and Charlie’s hot takes on springtime xo  

In the second half of this episode we return to our famous 'Dutch-splain me' segment. The biggest question of the moment: 'Is it ok to eat on public transport?' and Poppy talks about her obsession with Hula-Hoops. And what are our thoughts on gut health?

Happy new year everyone! We are easing into the year with a loosey goosey episode where we muse on what the new year holds for us and how many books Poppy can cram in (a shockingly ambitious target it turns out). Part 2 out tomorrow!

Keeping you all on your toes with v.irregular programming, it's our second November episode! We provide advice for a live parcel thief situation this week and consider the rollercoaster which is a queer, corporate quadrangle. Dutchsplain me includes the rise in tiny clown cars and the importance of overcoming cringe to grow, we are truly made of multitudes. Get tickets for God Save the Queers (and...

What a treat for you this Friday! We are back with yet more advice and gossip - we dive into the frightening events that took place in Amsterdam with the police then tackle sleeping with your boss and also the amazing drug that is PEP. Get into it!

Back after a (temporary) hiatus for our longest episode yet. We discuss both contemporary and historical celebrity gossip stories and reflect on how they have shaped us into the people (and podcasters) we are today. Plus we discuss one of the truly pressing questions of our times, where have all the limos gone?

Today we deal with the change of seasons, what to do about a less than friendly neighbour and what happens when you end up in the wrong bed.... Plus stay tuned for more musings on where the brat discourse has gone wrong and what we think of 'good' books. Get tickets to Charlie's next drag show 'God Save the Queers' on 4th October at Cinetol, Amsterdam: https://cinetol.stager.co/web/tickets/1114486...

Our very first and very special guest @safiya.haneenon the pod today!! We talk queer baiting, slow burns and houseplants. Plus a PSA to encourage picking up a hobby instead of practicing serial monogamy. Listen to Safiya's wonderful podcast RepresentAsian here: https://open.spotify.com/show/2pv0urZA0P79chXx7cTbFU?si=f13f3066d9624550

In our most combative episode yet (read: two disagreements) we plot roommate revenge and hear a historic tale of secret families: boomer edition.

A peek behind the curtain today as we share our own stories and advice. We get vulnerable and discuss the obsession with looking young and the myth of an authentic self. Stick around to hear where your high taxes contribute to valuable public services and for some hard truths about cigarettes.

In honour of Amsterdam Pride we provide advice to a reluctant pop music consumer and suggest how you might shut down heterosexism at work. We hear a bait 'n' switch story about a date within a date, and for those waiting on our take, we finally add our two cents to the brat summer discourse.

Lots on the docket today - what to do if you see a friend's partner on a dating app? What happens when you encounter a more than friendly barista at your local cafe? Plus we deep dive into the recycling of famous jokes and 21st problems regarding screen time. Don't miss it!

The Glastonbury review we know you've all been waiting for (please don't unfollow). Plus we air our unqualified opinions on faceblindness and unrequited meet-cutes.

Today we're talking inter office dating and a man with a specific type. Plus a timely reminder that if you're going to Dutchsplain something, make sure you've done your research...

What to do when something feels ~off? AKA trust your gut. Plus we weigh in on Taylor's domination and the weird obsession with our billionaires being relatable.

Submissions this week teach us that being sound can ultimately absolve you of (literal!!) debt. Plus we dole out some advice on fate and dating.

We ponder what to do if your friends are freezing you out for a petty reason. Plus the moral of our story this week; don't cry over spilled wine, even if it leads to you leaving your job.

A belated Koningsdag special because who amongst us wouldn't make their birthday a national holiday, given the chance?

It's our inaugural episode!! Join us as we tackle a housemate dilemma and tell you a tale about a wedding gone awry. Oh, echt?