Not Like The Other Niggas

Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 36: "Being Lied To Sucks" Recorded on December 17, 2009 The 2010s were a true turning point for Karl.  He would go onto work at a record store where, while his boss was a piece of shit [censored]got, he met a lot of cool folks there and was finally able to make friends with people who didnt think his taste in 80s metal was weird. When Karl turned 21 in 2011, he w...

Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 35: "Honesty Equals Shit When Job Hunting" I *BELIEVE* this was recorded in May or June 2009 In the penultimate episode of "Not Like The Other Niggas," Karl decides that after taking it up the ass from McDonalds for long enough, he's going to try to get another job... but SURPRISE, SURPRISE!!!  He has do call an automated line to... you guessed it, DO ANOTHER SUR...

Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 34: "McBullshit" Recorded on February 26, 2009 You've heard Karl bitch so many times about his inability to impress some shitty hiring manager at numerous places, but now he's landed a permanent gig at McDonalds, as opposed to just being used by the crackers at Allegiance Staffing. But even though Karl brings his A-game effort to McDicks, most of the [censored]ge...

Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 33: "'Introversion.' Look It Up Dumbasses" Recorded in February 2009. ****Note: This was recorded in a time where being introverted wasn't considered cool at all. It seems nowadays (2024, basically anytime after China Virus), that everyone and their mother wants to be left alone and be boring in their homes all day, everyday. I'm sure that introversion and not be...

Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 32: "Job Hunting Proves To Be Futile (Once Again)" Recorded in February 2009 Yes, Karl was still working at McDonalds, but it didn't take long for him to get sick of that bullshit (as you know from previous episodes), so when he received a call from BGC's Charise about a job opportunity at a local movie theatre, Karl added going to that movie theatre his list of...

Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 31: "Happy Assholes Frolicking Around a Sad Bastard" Recorded on February 7, 2009 After dealing with the incompetence of public transportation and having his shitty McDonalds boss up his ass for tardiness and failure to notify, Karl walks down South Side's East Carson street on a Friday night/Saturday morning after work.  He looks back on his day and on his life...

NLTON, Episode 30: "McDonalds Isn't That Damn Serious" Recorded in January 2009 Can someone please tell me why the fuck it is that the LESS you get paid, the MORE work you're supposed to do? Years before the "Fight for 15" was even a thought in anyone's mind, Karl had been working at McDonalds.  Usually, at least on the few days he was scheduled to actually work, they had him grilling meats. Now t...

Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 29: "A Dumbass 'Evaluation'" Recorded in either December 2008 or January 2009. Karl now has not one, but TWO jobs.  One of those jobs is at a McDonalds, while the other job is a 300 hour paid internship through a company called Bloomfield-Garfield Corporation (BGC). Through BGC, Karl was given an opportunity to work with Allegiance Staffing, where he'd learn how...

LAST EPISODE OF 2008!!! Not Like The Other Niggas, Episode 28: "Christmas (Alone and Pissed)" Recorded on December 24, 2008 Karl gets triggered by a "Degrassi" episode. Okay, not just that. He also talks about how far (or little) he has come during his rather, nonexistent search for a girlfriend and any sort of social life in the holiday season of 2008.

Not Like The Other Niggas, 2008-2009, Episode 27: "This Is Why Im A Pessimist (Part 2)" Recorded on September 26 2008 Karl, on the day after his 18th birthday, gets screwed out of another money-making opportunity that most people would be able to take advantage of.  Karl finds the perfect way to handle his disappointment. Song partially played: Danzig - "Her Black Wings"

Not Like The Other Niggas Episode 26: "Employers Must Be Idiots + This Is Why I'm A Pessimist" Recorded on September 17, 2008 One day after Mary Anne shit all over Karl's precious, heart-on-the-sleeve and brutally honest cover letter draft, Karl delivers the clapback rant and goes over Mary Anne's (and employers) fucking flawed logic when it comes to dealing with a hard-working, but unorthodox thi...

Not Like The Other Niggas Episode 25: "Mary Anne Is A Fucking Bitch! (Live)" Recorded on September 16, 2008. Ah yes... another "(live)" recording from one of Karl's appointments with Mary Anne. After being rejected by minimum wage jobs over and over and over and over and FUCKING OVER again, and for no fucking reason of his own that he can think of, Karl finally decides to write... an "interesting"...

"Not Like The Other Niggas, 2008-2009, Episode 24: "My Life Did (and Still Does) Suck" Recorded On September 3, 2008 ***Karl's First Post-High School Recording*** A recap of Karl's summer and how his life is going. Karl talks a little bit about the two concerts he went to over the summer, Metal Masters w/Judas Priest and CrueFest w/Motley Crue. Karl notes that older people are a HELL of a lot more...

NLTON, 2008-2009, Episode 23: "I Knew It Wouldn't Last" ***FINAL HIGH SCHOOL-ERA EPISODE*** Recorded in June 2008. After busting his fucking ass for the past month or so to get nearly every single goddamn worthless school project finished and turned in, as well as a little bonus project in Journalism, Ms. Renner cant help but be a cunt to Karl because he decided to spend a fucking FREE PERIOD on t...

NLTON, 2008-2009, Episode 22: "Today... I Had A Good Day" Recorded on May 28, 2008 After all of the bitching and moaning about stupid shit for so many recordings... Karl has to talk about the good shit, too. For nearly 2 years at Carrick High School, the only things Karl was recognized for was a dumb gimmick character and his duffel bag.  But this time, he, along with many others were finally reco...

21. Flagf[censored]s Are [censored]gs Recorded on May 9, 2008 Karl was 17 years old when he had the following thoughts as a second-class American citizen: "I can't vote." "I can't drink." "I hardly have freedom of speech." "I can't purchase a gun." "I can't run for office." ... along with many other things.  But its not just Karl.  No one under 18 can do these things... these so called "freedoms"...

Not Like The Other Niggas, 2008-2009, Episode 20: "A Foodland Application" Recorded on May 7, 2008 Karl actually isn't going to rant this time, but instead, is filling out a job application for a grocery store. Surely, he is capable of stocking a fucking shelf, right? Listen as Karl reads the questions on the job application and tells you exactly what he wrote down. By the way, some of these quest...

We are now at the HALFWAY MARK, folks! NLTON, 2008-2009 Episode 19: "Rants On Human Stupidity" Recorded on May 5, 2008 Karl talks about his job hunting woes, wondering how in the LIVING FUCK it is possible to turn in over 20 applications and not be "good enough" to be a goddamn burger flipper.  He even ponders the idea of putting his writing skills to use to create a satirical cover letter because...

NLTON, 2008-2009 Episode 18: Shane Is A Bitch-Ass Cunt After months of goofing around and throwing paper balls at each other, etc., it has come time for Shane to be on his period. Now and only now does he have a big fucking problem with paper balls being thrown at him by Karl. Shane retaliates (rather overwhelmingly) and while Karl decides to be a nice guy and let it slide, he lays out exactly wha...

NLTON, 2008-2009 Episode 17: Getting My Meds (The Appointment) Recorded in April 2008. I apologize for the shitty sound quality. The voices are barely audible at times and because of the shit quality of my mp3 player at the time, there appears to be a BUNCH of background static/noise. But the basic lowdown is this: A few recordings ago, Karl stated that he was finally ready to give anti-depressant...

16. Getting My Meds (PreShow) Recorded in April 2008. While on the way to the South Side for the appointment with a psychiatrist, Karl complains about dumbass classmates fucking with him and his shit and how late the bus was.

"15. Ninth Period Bullshit on April 3, 2008 (Live)" Recorded on... well... April 3, 2008. And yes, I originally had the word "live" in the title. After the shenanigans that preceded the previous recording and regretting not recording it, Karl figures that he should record some of his wandering around during his vacant ninth period in case something cool happens. It wasn't much out of the ordinary,...

14. Sniper Radio 12 Back in the day, Karl was a huge proponent of the Youth Rights Movement and joined the National Youth Rights Association (NYRA) internet forum. From there, he found out about a (now-defunct) website called SnipeMe[dot]com. And there, he met "Lord Galen." SnipeMe was a website filled with rants from the owner of the site, Galen, as well as podcasts called "Sniper Radio" and it e...

13. Nazi Raids, uh, I mean, Hall Sweeps Hit Home Pt. 2 Recorded on March 31 2008. The aftermath of Part 1. The Anti-Jerk, Karl, is now sick, but he talks about his Monday and his detention... and honestly, it was an okay day... except for some shitty lunch food and a fatass teacher that couldn't mind his damn business. Song Played: Karl Wade - "Shit"

NLTON, 2008-2009 Episode: "12. Nazi Raids, uh, I mean, Hall Sweeps Hit Home Pt. 1" Recorded on March 28 2008 After successfully sneaking his way out of a detention JUST YESTERDAY, and despite some of his best efforts, Karl somehow winds up "late" again, and this time, he gets recognized by one of his teachers, who hands him the detention slip, so he is fucked. Karl goes over the events of that mor...