No Return

Send us Fan Mail It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu. Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/ Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle. Putrack Winesworth...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon Min runs for his life to escape the darkland creatures- only to begin running out of air...is this our hero's final goodbye? Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Content Warning ⚠️:  - Foul lan...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon Sounds of movement in the dark spook our trapped pioneers. The Lessee's sister visits with warnings and 'H' finally convinces Min to head into Anderkant...but boy does that Kabouter like to dilly-dally... Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and t...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon The Lessee shows his true colours and the Specialist pays the price. Min and 'H' spend some time staring at the stars. Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Content Warning ⚠️:  - Foul lang...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Pa https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD treon Trapped and alone in the Darklands, Min considers his options. Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Content Warning ⚠️:  - Foul language  -  Peril  - Violence - Death...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon Journey into the deepest depths of the Darklands. Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Content Warning ⚠️:  - Foul language  -  Peril  - Violence - Death/Dying Support the show

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Send us Fan Mail The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe. Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga. Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Sorry guys... the LUDEN is still malfunctioning! Constable Lucca- Krissi Williams Constable D'Brie - Maddie Williams Matthias Alaric/Rayan - Kier Zhou Lt Lars Xu - Blake White Selwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova ig, Bones of the Land Niillas Janicek -Dylan Smith, Heartfire Tales Support the show

Send us Fan Mail "Anderkant doesn't make sense and it's boring!" So have a trailer for a new comedy series set in the No Return Universe. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Hey all! I am not going to clog up the No Return feed with all this crazy worldbuilding, but for those who are interested: The Lore of No Return will have it's own feed where I nerd out in detail (but not too much detail!) about Erset La Tari and the No Returniverse more generally. If you hate it, fear not! I won't be dropping more of it on here! But if you like it, you...

Send us Fan Mail These bloody LUDENs! This one is on the fritz...but wait... is that Lars and The Dockmaster?! Introductory Speaker: Stuart Bullock Captian Luobo: James Hart Lieutenant Lars Xu: Blake White Theodore DeLafontaine/Random Guard 1/Random Guard 3: Girunduu Commander Vine/Dockmaster Alaric/Baron Halywyn/Wieguan: Kier Zhou Grok (The Crimson Gammon): Adam Robinson Jyce Inacio: Cameron Gerg...

Send us Fan Mail The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe. Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga. Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! https://patreon.com/NoReturn882 As Tal and Helga argue something or someone approaches the camp.  Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman) Saryn-  David Wandelt (www. DavidWandelt.com)  Ayelen- Luke Scowen (@duderooni) Tal- Kier Zhou   Yav- Poppy Hodgson  Robin - Oliver Hodgso...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon The party rest and chat after days of sleepless searching, little do they know how close is their quarry. Yav and Robin make their way through the brush, and things start to get stranger. Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon Tal, Helga, Saryn and Ayelen enter the Wildlands against the advice of the Township looking for the missing children. Want to learn more about The Ansa Enclave and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return   Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman)  S...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon Young Lorrin returns home after being missing in the Wilds and is being tight-lipped about what happened out there. Will the story of how the Kerret found it's teeth be enough to convince him to speak? Want to learn more about The Ansa Enclave and the NoReturniverse? Wh...

Send us Fan Mail The Ansa Enclave is set on the eastern edge of the North Hub, well outside of the safe zone and deep into the Wildland. Ansa has been seen as vital to the fight against the Wilds for generations, but as Emedu and the wider safe zone de-stabilise, the implications for Ansa could be catastrophic.  There is no requirement to listen to the Ansa Enclave before any other story but chara...

Send us Fan Mail The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe. Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga. Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Addison and Nanda try to unfuck the ending of the story but the rest of the gang just won't stick to the script. Lyrarch Scaram Anaheit- Tyler Moody Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Chancellor- Kat McQueen Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- A...

Send us Fan Mail While others scramble to clean up Dec and Seilbh’s boozy bloodbath, Pog takes the opportunity to move the plot forward... with a bit of backup. Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Chancellor- Kat McQueen Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robins...

Send us Fan Mail Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story. Want to learn more about Terrq and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith Nanda Nall- Justin Fife...

Send us Fan Mail The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact! Want to learn more about Terrq and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith Nanda Nall- Justin Fi...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! https://patreon.com/NoReturn882 Content warnings: Violence,  Death,  Discrimination,  Criminal activity. This story follows  Lucca, as she is transferred to the Investigations Department, where she navigates a new culture and a peculiar boss.  We are also introduced to Dockmaster Ma...

Send us Fan Mail We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once! Drakon: Dontae Majors Kerren: Stuart Bullock Iskra: Ren @Renovershares Irht: Kat McQueen Heliokyna: Rae Witte Dowager: Lilly Inverse Ignatius: A J Fidalgo Aegisa: Daniellelanois Rael: Cameron Gergett Loads of Extra Characters : Kier Zhou Typhonkratos: Chris RR Bauso Gi...