No One Else Will Listen

Bonnie and Lottie are coming down with something, but don’t panic, Lottie’s got a “remedy”... and yes, it involves toilet talk (because of course it does). It’s that time of year: head colds, Elf on the Shelf, and reflecting on the past twelve months - though honestly, must we? The sisters look back on their wildest Christmas memories, including the year someone stole Christmas. And no, it wasn’t...

He’s behind you!!! No, not Bugsy Malone - it’s Franklin Jonas… yeehaw! Bonnie got a surprise show from the Bonus Jonas, and let’s just say…  howdy, partner.   Sadly though, Bonnie's dancing boots are off for this year’s family panto trip as she'll be sitting this one out. So if you spot Lottie at this year’s Gaiety panto, please - help her locate the nearest toilet so she's not squa...

It’s full-fledged chaos in the Ryan family this week as the Christmas arguments have kicked off... in  November . And we need your opinion: do gift cards ruin the Christmas magic? Lottie shares  the  most unattractive trait in a man, and no, it’s not wearing ankle socks with dress shoes - it's even worse. Meanwhile, Bonnie’s heading to the Jonas Brothers concert, praying they recogn...

Lottie's losing her marbles this week - she couldn't find her way home without Google Maps  and  she lost her diary! Not just any diary... THE diary. Thankfully, with a quick prayer to St. Anthony (and a charitable bribe), it resurfaced just in time to remind her of her appearance on the 6 o’clock show, where she chatted all things peri- and menopause. Most people loved it… but of course...

Lottie’s been fighting demons this week - and no, not the Halloween kind. Neither head lice nor bum worms are welcome in her home, but she’s ready in her hazmat suit just in case (think of the hair extensions!!). On a deeper note, the sisters open up about the hardships that shaped who they are today; from the impossible standards placed on young girls in the performance industry to the lasting sc...

Just when you thought the birthday celebrations were over, Bonnie swoops in to steal the spotlight. As she enters this new era, she’s questioning her career path; is it time to get back on stage and answer her true calling? (Watch your backs, Westlife). Meanwhile, Lottie’s been juggling it all, back-to-back birthdays, 17 different pumpkin costumes, and,  wait for it , her new boobs (she wishe...

The verdict’s in on Molly Mae’s documentary, and let’s just say the reviews are in the toilet… literally.  Lottie’s birthday has come and gone (along with everyone else’s who was in Kinara that night). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been hit with a wave of homesickness watching her family and friends actually enjoy their lives without her - how dare they?! Not that she’d get an invite to Elliott's party...

It’s The Birthday Episode! And this week, it’s all about Lottie. Bonnie surprises her with birthday messages from her nearest and dearest, though they’re far from the emotional tributes she might’ve hoped for (Elliot excluded… but maybe he’s just trying to rival Taylor Swift’s new album drop).  All Lottie really wants for her birthday is a trip to Sephora, a bushy thong, and a lunchbox with h...

Lottie’s had a busy week decorating her house with pumpkins - and she’ll be spending the next week trying to locate her groin. Meanwhile, Bonnie’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a full-blown DIY project in the bathroom of a high-end work event (at least she got a seat at this one). In preparation for Halloween, Lottie’s toying with the idea of dressing up as the ghost of Gerry Ryan (though some...

Bonnie finally scored a table at one of New York’s finest restaurants, and while the food was good, the overheard conversation was Michelin star level (think pompous with a capital P). Meanwhile, Lottie’s fresh new hair is just in time for the big 4-0, and she’s plotting her erotic road trip to Cockville… not to be confused with Willy Lane. Fashion crimes are on trial this week: will it be Selena...

Season 2 is here, and the sisters are back! Bonnie spent her summer playing musical chairs—couch-surfing one minute, and being demoted from the NYFW front row the next. Meanwhile, Lottie was buried under her never-ending to-do list, only for mum guilt to take over and leave her arguing with herself in the shower (Bonnie's advice: make a music video). Lottie's phone is listening to her, so her...

Lottie is potty training! No, not herself—although after last week's confessions, we wouldn’t be surprised. The girls reflect on what it’s like growing up in the spotlight with your dirty laundry on full display—sometimes literally, knickers and all (sorry B). Meanwhile, has anyone got a spare $800? Bonnie needs her roots done and might be back to student life as she considers a dramatic career pi...

This week, the girls are joined by their beloved Mammy—live from Bonnie’s New York couch, where she’s been banished thanks to a suspicious cough. She’d probably have better luck getting a bed in space… maybe that’s next on her travel list. Lottie has her hair back (praise be), but she’s still waiting on her brows—one follicle at a time. The sisters are deep into Coachella gossip: Gaga’s retur...

Does Bonnie need to go back to therapy? Lottie votes yes. But according to Bonnie, Lottie needs her hair extensions back—desperately. Sisters supporting sisters, kind of. This week, Bonnie's unpacking her wild dreams about losing her siblings—maybe triggered by their dad’s anniversary… or just her usual unprocessed trauma. Dream interpreters, our DMs are open. The sisters spiral into all the weird...

Bonnie’s recovering from a traumatic blowdry that left her starring in an unsolicited salon photoshoot—keep your eyes peeled for the glossy evidence (and no, she didn’t ask for volume). Meanwhile, Lottie is living her best BBQ life in the fleeting Irish sun—donkey d*cks not on the menu, thank you very much. The sisters debate wedding guest fashion faux pas (bright pink feathers vs. polka dots: whi...

Bonnie saw Big Ben in London… and also their brother’s bare ass. Meanwhile, Lottie’s anniversary night took a turn—from romance to reality—when she stumbled home tipsy, only to be greeted by a sick child (so much for a vibrating Eiffel Tower). And Lottie’s latest fascination with relationship synchronization has her questioning why Bonnie looks suspiciously like John… is she back kissing long-lost...

Bonnie is on her deathbed (aka mildly suffering from hay fever), but her spirit is strong in reminding Lottie to milk her anniversary for every gift possible. The more celebrations, the more presents—girl math. Meanwhile, Lottie faces her worst nightmare: attending a baby shower alone. Bonnie, a seasoned pro in awkward social situations, shares her foolproof survival tips (step one: locate th...

Lottie’s been baring it all on The Baby Tribe podcast, reliving her complicated pregnancy and birth story— listen here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0RyToZJD5E9uCrhgjkp14x?si=blSiuANcR3aXLXiuyLByeg Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been faking it till she makes it, sneaking into their beloved Disneyland hotel where she really belongs.  Despite Bonnie nearly flying out of a rollercoaster and Lottie almo...

Should AI be up for an Oscar? Maybe someone should ask the Best Man in Movie… whoever that is. Meanwhile, Bonnie is more than happy to let Lottie take the hits in life, and Lottie (mostly) obliges—except when it comes to defending Bonnie’s questionable shoe choices. But this week, it’s Lottie who’s still reeling from an unexpected eyeful in Dublin—thanks, Sabrina. On the bright side, she finally h...

Bonnie needs a full rebrand (or maybe just a fresh blow-dry), while Lottie hurtles toward 40 and considers asking Keanu Reeves for his anti-aging secrets. The sisters plot their comeback to the dancefloor—right alongside Britney (or… not Britney?). This week, they tackle a major dilemma: what do you do when you hate your sister’s boyfriend? Not that they’d know, of course… It’s unfiltered, mildly...

Lottie and Bonnie are back, and this week they're exposing themselves more than ever—literally. From drunken train mishaps (featuring an innocent bystander’s shoulder) to Lottie’s humbling experience at the waxing salon, no topic is off-limits. Meanwhile, Bonnie confesses to some deep, dark secrets, including a rebellious teenage phase and an X Factor audition she swore to take to the grave. It’s...

Lottie’s recovering from a near-death experience (aka a mild cold), while Bonnie is fully consumed by pop culture chaos—Kendrick at the Super Bowl, Kanye (or is it Ye?) at the Grammys, and everything in between. She also finally answers the question everyone’s been asking… where’s Bob? (Spoiler: it's not good news) It’s raw, real, and a tad emosh—because who else would listen? Slide into their DMs...

In the first episode of No One Else Will Listen, sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan peel back the curtain on their chaotic childhood—complete with sibling trauma bonds, a few battle scars, and plenty of laughs. Lottie spills on her wedding regrets (courtesy of Bonnie), and the sisters share a surprising discovery about vaginas (hint: sugar daddies won’t care—they’re just here for the feet). It’s raw,...