No Hugging, No Learning

"Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub." -Original Air Date: 10/19/1995- This week we're talking about The Hot Tub, not waking up to your alarm, the mysterious relationship between Elaine and Jean-Paul and not knowing how BTU's work. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Click here to listen to Tim an...

"An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer." -Original Air Date: 10/12/1995- This week we're talking about The Wink, vegetarians being the ULTIMATE taboo, sleeping arrangements and it being surprisingly easy for Kramer to hang out alone with children. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Lear...

"Elaine's boyfriend's comments on villas in Tuscany stirs Jerry's curiosity." -Original Air Date: 10/5/1995- This week we're talking about The Maestro, food deserts, villas available for rent in Tuscany and defunct Italian currency. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 star rati...

"Feeling overwhelmed, George wants to postpone marrying Susan." -Original Air Date: 9/28/1995- This week we're talking about The Postponement, Buying Cameos, Ted's woes with MoviePass and does George have a hamster?? This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 star rating and a written...

"In an effort to grow up, George proposes marriage to former girlfriend Susan." -Original Air Date: 9/21/1995- SEASON 7! This week we're talking about The Engagement, MORE awful ADR, wife-guy George and two incredible improvised (?) moments.  We also put a button on on Season 6 with our personal top episodes! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the fir...

"George is suspected of injuring Bette Midler in a softball game." -Original Air Date: 5/18/1995- This week we're talking about the season six finale The Understudy, crying over a spilled glizzy, an injury that is SO heinous we don't know what happened and a special interview with Dr. Matt Kridel to talk about the philosophical and psychological reasoning behind George's relationships! This is No...

"Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry." -Original Air Date: 5/11/1995- This week we're talking about The Face Painter, Jerry's insufferable "sports fan" behavior, wanting to be friends with more rich people and a weird situation where Puddy might be friends with Alec Berg? This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first ti...

"Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. " -Original Air Date: 5/4/1995- This week we're talking about The Diplomat's Club, people who can't make decisions, jokes written EXCLUSIVELY for New Yorkers and the insatiable demand for direct flights from NYC to Ithaca. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time....

"A mechanic pal (Patrick Warburton) uses Jerry's romantic techniques on Elaine." -Original Air Date: 4/27/1995- This week we're talking about The Fusilli Jerry, Patrick Warburton's best voiceover scene, Baby Got Back and trying our hardest to figure out what "the move" is. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Le...

Tim bought a house! He's staying in the same city, but he and his family are still in the process of unpacking, hence the return of the MLCH! We plan to be back to normal next week talking about The Fusilli Jerry. In the meantime, fan-made pandemic masks are pretty awful. Some are good. Most aren't. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. G...

"George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite." -Original Air Date: 4/6/1995- This week we're talking about The Doodle, Elaine's logic not  making sense, fancy nuts and Christa Miller and the third wave of ska. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the fir...

"George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal." -Original Air Date: 3/16/1995- This week we're talking about The Jimmy, the "fellas, is it gay" meme, Penthouse Magazine and the VELVET FOG! Also, in terms of the purpose of this show, this may actually be the single WORST episode of Seinfeld EVER! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld f...

"Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly." -Original Air Date: 2/23/1995- This week we're talking about The Doorman, a playful mugging turning into an actual robbery, Señorita by Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes and a parody (?) of something that makes no sense. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the...

"Jerry stops greeting friends with a kiss; Uncle Leo puts Nana in a nursing home." -Original Air Date: 2/16/1995- This week we're talking about The Kiss Hello, eating things with hair on it, Racing Stripes with Frankie Muniz and iCarly. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 star...

"Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems." -Original Air Date: 2/16/1995- This week we're talking about The Beard, our Tupperware preferences, making some quick cash from the police and an iffy gesture between Jerry and Elaine. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sti...

"A Special one hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. " -Original Air Date: 2/2/1995- This week we're talking about Highlights of a Hundred, Ted's attempt at math, clips that should have been included that weren't (and vice versa) and it's our unofficial two-year anniversary show! Thank you so much for sticking with us for two years, here's to another...two years or whatever (how...

"A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice." -Original Air Date: 1/26/1995- This week we're talking about The Scofflaw, the price of parking, Hair Club for Men and we revisit the agility and sheer nimbleness of Newman! We also discuss Jerry Seinfeld breaking his podcast silence on Marc Maron's WTF! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thin...

"Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend's gifts." -Original Air Date: 1/19/1995- This week we're talking about The Label Maker, Tim never playing Risk, the first instance of George's fondness of velvet and Newman's surprising agility. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 st...

"Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate." -Original Air Date: 1/5/1995- This week we're talking about The Switch, Ted's short shorts, experiences with bathroom attendants and what part of the episode would be "tough sell" in today's world. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving...

"Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race." -Original Air Date: 12/15/1994- This week we're talking about The Race, when is the right time to stop playing Christmas music, Elaine dating a Bernie Bro and lots of good, old-fashioned communism. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Huggi...

"George hires an unattractive secretary." -Original Air Date: 12/8/1994- This week we're talking about The Secretary, moisturizer being the LEAST manly thing ever, the return of Bania and how this premise totally falls apart in the modern day. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a...

"George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight." -Original Air Date: 11/17/1994- This week we're talking about The Mom and Pop Store, WFBB, Jerry making fashion worse than it needs to be and Elaine absolutely blowing it. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving...

"Jerry regrets accepting a designer suit from an obnoxious comedian." -Original Air Date: 11/10/1994- This week we're talking about The Soup, being introduced to Kenny Bania, something that Ted has done that apparently nobody else ever has and what DOES count as a meal. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learn...

"Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash; guest Maurice Godin." -Original Air Date: 11/3/1994- This week we're talking about The Gymnast, toilet seat privilege, Ted eating out of the trash and Kramer having an in for raw gymnastics footage. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the firs...

"Elaine dates the guy who delivered Jerry's new couch." -Original Air Date: 10/27/1994- This week we're talking about The Couch, watching movies in place of reading books, everyone's stance on abortion and when does a pizza become a pizza. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 st...