No Hugging, No Learning

"Kramer's friend forces Jerry to perform an illegal activity." -Original Air Date: 10/10/1996- This week we're talking about The Little Kicks, The classic American Sex-Comedy, giving people the Death Blow and the awful portrayal of how to bootleg movies. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just looking f...

"Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women." -Original Air Date: 10/3/1996- This week we're talking about The Bizarro Jerry, Chris Farley playing Shrek, lazy cuts with Jerry's date scene and Snowflake Moments! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listenin...

"George suspects the foundation attorney believes he murdered Susan." -Original Air Date: 9/26/1996- This week we're talking about The Soul Mate, Tim's plan for when he meets Jerry Seinfeld, Ted's revelation on getting your tubes tied and vasectomies! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just looking for...

"George is ready to move on, but Susan's parents want to keep her memory alive." -Original Air Date: 9/19/1996- This week we're talking about The Foundation, adults doing martial arts, Star Trek films and many, many monies. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip...

"George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials; guests Janeane Garofalo, Stephen Root, George Steinbrenner" -Original Air Date: 5/16/1996- This week we're (still) talking about The Invitations, a great scene with Milton from Office Space, a shot-for-shot recreation and Ted being SHOCKED at the ending to this episode. We've also got our favorite episodes from Season 7! This is No Hugging...

"George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials; guests Janeane Garofalo, Stephen Root, George Steinbrenner" -Original Air Date: 5/16/1996- This week we're talking about The Invitations, jumping the shark vs. morking, pre-nups and getting accidentally divorced. We had a bit of a technical issue, so this episode will now be presented as a TWO PARTER! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the s...

"Jerry and Elaine anticipate dating soon-to-be single friends (Cary Elwes, Debra Messing)" -Original Air Date: 5/9/1996- This week we're talking about The Wait Out, getting meta with Brenda Star, defining boomer humor vs. folksy jokes and magic constricting jeans. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just...

"Jerry's mechanic steals his car; Kramer plans to return used bottles to Michigan." -Original Air Date: 5/2/1996- This week we're talking about The Bottle Deposit, dementia jokes, farmer's daughter jokes and a wrench being thrown into the ENTIRE Seinfeld universe... This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and ju...

"As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics." -Original Air Date: 4/25/1996- This week we're talking about The Calzone, the most real-life Jerry thing ever, a nice healthy lunch and knockoff cigars. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show a...

"Jerry reconsiders buying a costly jacket by using Elaine's discount at the shop." -Original Air Date: 4/4/1996- This week we're talking about The Wig Master, Wig Gigs, Jiffy Park t-shirts, if sex workers get paid up front and more! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discuss...

"Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a jacket." -Original Air Date: 3/7/1996- This week we're talking about The Friar's Club, Rob Schneider movies, Ted seeing the future in .gif form and proper procedure for an attempted murder investigation. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and j...

"George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears a striking resemblance to his mother. " -Original Air Date: 2/22/1996- This week we're talking about The Doll, Charles Grodin, a pointless attempt to keep your pants creased and the best of the Three Tenors...The Other Guy! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Liste...

"Jerry jokes about his uncle on television; Elaine fails a drug test; guest Jay Leno." -Original Air Date: 2/15/1996- This week we're talking about The Shower Head, knowing about your friends jobs, the best Jerry Stiller outtakes and A Serbian Film. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just looking for th...

"The original, 100%, All-American Christmas continues 5 years later with Ralphie, Randy, mom and the Old Man. Now, Ralphie has his eyes fixed on a car, but trouble is sure to follow." -Original Release Date: 10/30/2012- It's a very No Hugging, No Learning Christmas Special! This week, Tim and Ted are joined by a special guest to discuss the sequel that nobody asked for to one of the best Christmas...

"Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac." -Original Air Date: 2/8/1996- This week we're talking about The Cadillac (still), Ted's best idea for a new show, what we wish we had time to do and a titillating Newman's Mail Sack. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get 10% off at FreeLunchCoffee.com wit...

"Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac." -Original Air Date: 2/8/1996- This week we're talking about The Cadillac, wondering how much one of those cost, the downfalls of cable and a world where you're only allowed to watch movies ONCE. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get 10% off at FreeLunchCo...

"Jerry's girlfriend wears the same dress. Elaine loses a bike to Kramer." -Original Air Date: 2/1/1996- This week we're talking about The Seven, a possible food-related continuity analysis, the history of the term "bush league" and Bible history! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just looking for the e...

"Kramer befriends a caddy who helps him improve his golf game." -Original Air Date: 1/25/1996- This week we're talking about The Caddy, emo karaoke, Tim "rediscovering" this episode in HD and how we were TOTALLY wrong in thinking these OJ Simpson references were very dated. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first tim...

"George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad." -Original Air Date: 1/4/1996- This week we're talking about The Rye, vocab from Ted's grandma, a recycled plotline and whether or not George could have made it up to the apartment. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just lo...

"Kramer complicates Jerry's quest to locate a special brand of Chinese gum." -Original Air Date: 12/14/1995- This week we're talking about The Gum, Elaine's Karen moment, a pesky uneditable reflection and birth control! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to...

"Elaine considers intimacy with her new boyfriend (Scott Patterson)." -Original Air Date: 12/7/1995- This week we're talking about The Sponge, Tim's experience with glasses, a tangent on a possible AIDS walk poster and George potentially having Erectile Dysfunction. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and ju...

"The pool man at Jerry's health club wants to be his best friend." -Original Air Date: 11/16/1995- This week we're talking about The Pool Guy, a bunch of dated references including Moviefone, buffer seats at the movie theatre and what's keeping Jerry from going full-on American Psycho. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for t...

"George conceal his ATM code from fiancee Susan; guest John O'Hurley." -Original Air Date: 11/9/1995- This week we're talking about The Secret Code, The Seinfeld XXX Parody, Tim and Ted relating to J. Peterman and our favorite chocolate syrups. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first time and just looking for the epi...

"Jerry's favorite soup vendor won't serve his new girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth)." -Original Air Date: 11/2/1995- This week we're talking about another iconic episode, The Soup Nazi! We also talk a lot about shitposting and two things that don't make sense about HOT SOUP. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Listening for the first tim...

"Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub." -Original Air Date: 10/19/1995- This week we're talking about The Hot Tub, not waking up to your alarm, the mysterious relationship between Elaine and Jean-Paul and not knowing how BTU's work. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Click here to listen to Tim an...