No Contact

Kali Scott is a standup comedian and actor who comes on to share the story of hiring a best friend gone wrong and two simultaneous stalker stories from her college. My brain was destroyed by 3 diet cokes and a fresh breakup this day, but I actually really like this ep. We discuss big girl clubs (RIP Club Bubbles), the importance of not being a safe space for people, Hay attending SLAA meetings and...

Gamer baddie and comedian Lisa Wallen joined us to share the story about her fiance going missing. We go over their last texts, searching for his body, and mental health care in toxic military culture — and we are somehow laughing the whole way??? Sorry!!! Lisa talks about cops going through her phone, being accused of murder on Reddit, and to honor his memory she shares the joke ideas she found i...

Banoffee is an iconic musician (toured with Charli XCX) and Australian they/them who shares their stories of straight women cutting them off, spending years in the psych ward, RSD (Rejection Sensitivity Disorder) and we kinda wonder together why the same things are wrong with us. All of our dogs are in the studio, so this ep also includes the full Winx origin story to start. We also removed one st...

It’s a gorgeous ADHD ep with Olivia Corkery-Perry (HBO Max’s Southside) who came on to tell a story about going no contact with a friend, but then kind of a twist… Olivia showed up to the studio with That Friend. And then at one point producer Jordan gives the other friend a mic to tell her side of the story. Before that, we discuss astrological war predictions, how tall we were as babies, playing...

Carly Ballerini (Cards Against Humanity) talks about how being left at a train station, losing all her hair, and fighting her mom’s boyfriends made doing stand up comedy jokes not that scary. We relate on thirsty aunts that won’t stop involving you in family tea, and notable bisexuals with alopecia. We have so much in common it kind of just felt like we went to an island together where we knew the...

We talk about Quincy’s transcontinental adoption story, their Micronesian background, working out Hay’s mommy issues through a televised debate with Ellen DeGeneres, how mid men are the most narcissistic, being a subject of discussion in an African-American studies class, our personal renaissance of rage, and kind of end up planning a trip to Vegas somehow. It’s giving kind of serious sentimental...

Rivkah Reyes (School of Rock, Buckwild) talks about being a child prodigy musician with Jack Black and beyond, becoming a queer nightlife icon, why queer people like line dancing, a lesbian breakup that was good and a lesbian breakup that was bad, and her sapphic doom core alt pop. This one was recorded mid-Dec to be real, so we talk about being at the same White Elephant party the night before an...

A fundamental ep some might say… one of Hay’s best friends Jordan Thewlis (Don’t Tell Comedy) interviews Hay about running away at 15 and all the people they’ve gone no contact with - parents, brother, ex’s friends, coworkers and stalkers. That may make Hay sound bad except Jordan has the same problems e.g. meth dads and people who seem to have no idea how to tell the difference between basic kind...

Welcome to No Contact, a podcast where we talk about people we don’t talk to. Thank God for Kylie Vincent (Comedy Central) having as much lore as me. It’s kind of nonstop validation about how we used to stink, our agoraphobic parents, not having a close friends story, and being white biches with disabled dogs in LA. Hay talks about going to a UFO conference and Burning Man as a child, and accident...