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Lauren got bangs. I'm still performing at the Royal Oak Music Theatre on September 18, so yes, I'm mentioning it again. Get tickets at TheChrisArmy.com and follow @NewbergPod. This week we ask the important questions: Is clapping when the plane lands a white people thing? Do you prefer passive aggression or sarcasm? Is lying on a first date okay? What should empty malls become? Is prison actually...

On today's show: The Irish Exit. The Perfect Crime. AI Abuse. TikTok Gibberish. Phone Call Psychopaths. Starbucks Office People. Your Greatest Regret. And the one thing you're convinced makes you attractive. Basically, 30 minutes of judging strangers while exposing ourselves. Plus Lauren gets bangs! Please like subscribe and hit us with questions in the comments! Please like, subscribe , and follo...

This week on Newberg Pod: Nostalgia addiction. Not all, just some... stalgia. Tattoo regret. Professional mourners and why it's a great gig. Favorite sayings. Surviving Mount Whitney. And oh no, what if Sarah McLachlan has dementia?! It's educational if you're already educated. New episode out now. Get ready to laugh.   As always, wherever you stream or watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/byK2eE...

Today on the Newberg Pod, we discussed the San Francisco Giants' outfield celebration and asked the important question: when does fooling around become too rough? We also got into whether your partner's needs are your responsibility, how old is too old to still be called Lil, Kid, or Young, Eww vs Awwww, whether surgery can fix RBF, what a clavicular is, whether men are okay, the proper way to par...

This week on the Newberg Pod, Ricky Gervais rescues beagles and bears, Paul Hollywood allegedly goes 96 mph to save a cat, and Hayden Panettiere enters the conversation for reasons that somehow make sense by the end. We talk about the Kevin Hart roast, the least attractive hobby someone you liked can have, and whether mall Santas spend the entire offseason emotionally preparing for sticky children...

Bon Jovi sellout or just sold out for those State Farm commercials? Aww vs Ewwww. Nirvana cashes in with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" air. Jeff Bezos has a $500 million yacht so what insane extras are actually on it? A Florida man tries to rob a Publix with a stapler. You find a wallet stuffed with cash, what do you do? And how lonely do you have to be to fake a lost dog just to make friends? All thi...

Does your partner smell weird, amazing, or straight up gerbil cage? How much love does it take to ignore or accept it? Do you shave your body? If so, is that hot or barf city? And if your partner does, is that hot or not? We know you know. Do you want your friends to win big or just enough to not beat you? Internet dating disasters, zero sleep to Atlanta, 420 honesty, and the only question that ma...

On the show today...  Who would you rather, your Uber driver or the person delivering your food? We also get into why Instagram stories now feel like full documentaries no one asked for, break down the absolute worst people on a plane, from the disgusting coughers to the seat movers to the awful people already standing before the plane lands, and try to figure out why therapists don't do stand up...

Today on the show, we break down San Francisco's viral "Hole Party." Hundreds of adults showed up to dig a giant hole together, which is either community building or the start of a cult. Honestly, same vibe. Also, why?  Plus, your pet might be a red flag. According to science, what you cuddle says more about you than your dating profile, your texts, and your therapist combined. So if you've got th...

Hannah stops by to fill us in on her crazy life. A quadruple Amputee is accused of murder after cornhole. We dive in. Do you drink yourself different? Who would you hide a body for? Would you smuggle weed through Miami Airport for 10 grand? And other smart choices. Listen to Newbergpod wherever you stream and like and sub us on YT  ⁨@NewbergPod⁩  https://youtu.be/ep0u3e2bQc8

Stephanie Hodge started stand up on a 50 dollar bet and not only did she win the bet, she won at comedy. Star of huge sitcoms in the nineties: Nurses, and Unhappily Ever After, plus a zillion other roles and a fearless killer joke writer. She is making her comeback on The Comeback season 3 (HBO) and Jury Duty: Company Retreat (Prime) -So exciting! Great comedy talk. I hope you enjoy it as much as...

Are Leaf Blower Dudes the new police? Hershey's changed is chococolate formula, Harrison Ford, F's to his movies, UFC to Train FBI? OMG! Who shouldn't be together? Who should never drive? Student drivers, burger flippers, welders, and gynos. How do they do it? Please like and subscribe wherever you pod as well as follow us on youtube   https://youtu.be/tnCwWtplnXo   and if you want merch:   https:...

What would you do if the police dropped off your fast food?  Britney and her DUI troubles, Is Raising Cains One love or is it BS that they don't have more than one sauce? My friend is cheating on his wife with an AI bot, AND SHE"S COOL WITH IT! - Video games, fake ID's, and why it's a big deal to remember your spouse's B Day!  Please like ansd subscribe wherever you stream and follow /watch the sh...

Have you ever been Mean Mommied?! How about with some guy who tried to Alpine Divorce you? Still mad at someone who gave you a billion dollars and true love? Best First Dates, Mandela effect, Rocket Science tippers, and Shia LaBeouf might suck. Thanks to Lauren Bell for stopping by Prettygoodfinances@gmail.com     Listen wherever you pod or watch on youtube -   https://youtu.be/9TXxv6KtHP0 Thank y...

My guest @itskellfire and I discuss the unusual way she ends her comedy shows and the trouble/fun it has brought to her. Baywatch passed on me, and it was an open call. How in shape do you have to be to play college sports, What if Robin Williams was your dad? Fun catch up with an exciting new comedian and the story of how Baywatch and I are in a fight - Please like and subscribe @newbergpod on yo...

The FBI reached out and thanked us for our awesome investigative journalism- Arrests will be made immediately. I mean, I hope so. After all, it's a really good guess. Also, Bronze medal VS Torching your life, Male loneliness explained, Where is Hannah? Valentine's Day. How much should you spend? Chico State? Was peeing in the same boot you drink out of worth it? Please like and subscribe on YT @ne...

My wonderful guest a(Joselyn Hughes) and I met several years ago as we were both writing on a Theo Vaughn, TBS Show, since she has worked, for Tosh. O, Show Running for Tyler Henry, I heart Radio shows, Golden Globes, and authored a pretty dope DIY book on crafting. She's funny, and a bad ass from Chicago. We also talk about if Chat GPT a Good Enough Therapist? Thank you for liking and subscribing...

Hannah is still sick, so Lauren Bell fills in ( Prettygoodfinances@gmail.com ) and we discuss good people who are bad at Instagram, Incels, The late great Katherine O'hara, The Grammys, My country submission, and getting sued for telling jokes. All this and more on another wildy entertaining Newberg Pod.  Thank you to the 140 new subs. Please follow us on YT @newbergpod or wherever you stream.  Wa...

Back on the road to experience comedy outside the imaginary world of Los Angeles. Aggressive TSA agents insisting I am carrying, the Kit Kat defender, young love in bloom, Netflix is a Joke, but is it funny? Wet Dog Hotels, and the impotance of the Lemonheads and Evan Dando.  Please enjoy the show wherever you stream your podcasts and like subscribe and or follow. You can find us on youtube @newbe...

The New Star Search is here! Thank goodness? Do we not have enough stars? Do you really want to be one? Reality shiows lead to DUI's, Music manipulation is alive and well, admitting your wrong is a relief, but a total challenge, watching your followers in real time is a trip, where did my voice go, the machine that is Comic's Unleashed, a new song about fast food and some jokes.   Please like and...

Lauren Bell (Prettygoodfinances@gmail.com) stops by again with a Den beer and we discuss Heated Rivalry, Disney's boo boo, Worst Super Bowl Food, The One That Got Away, Meet Cutes, James Marsden, the 2016 trend, why? Wherever you stream or watch live on YT https://youtu.be/zc1rjAIices and please follow  @NewbergPod     Newberg merch available: https://thechrisarmy.dashery.com  

Rolling solo today and emptying the brain. Today I cover: How to get rich overnight, Counting Crows, slowly becoming a grumpy old man, Lemonheads, why do so many celebs wanna bang the youth, my review of "I Love LA," Keifer Sutherland, what never to say to a human woman, and yes. I had dread locks. Plus rapid fire, a joke or two and a delightful glance into my head today Jan 14, 2026.  If you like...

On the show today, Lauren Bell is back ( prettygoodfinances@gmail.com ) - Hannah returns next week as she's under the weather.  Today we talk about life, line cutting at Disney, does it deserve a beat down? Drunk Dialing your BFF's parents, is that okay? Minneapolis (Had to. Sorry), Dry January, but for selfies, How do you know when you're about to not be friends anymore? How do you handle pressur...

I started to do the pod and randomly, friend of the show, Lauren Bell, called and we went for it. We discussed: Renting People as a business, Mickey Rourkes Go Fund Me for 100K rent, Jokes, the AI Bubble, cocaine, death obsessions online, the weirdness of a new year, and all the fun. Lauren was a delight and you can connect with her at  prettygoodfinances@gmail.com    Thank you for listening. Plea...

Sydney Sweeney replaced by hot Landman Girl who often says "Daddy," Sick update, weight loss goals, resolutions, a million, minus 26, wanting not needing, Happiness is a warm gum, and so much more. Thanks for listening this year! Floow us wherever you stream or listen or right here  ⁨@NewbergPod⁩  https://youtu.be/P_sHPVwX95U