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Send a text Ever wonder how millennial dads juggle fitness goals while indulging in the holiday spirit? Robb, one of our dedicated hosts, reveals his commitment to a grueling workout routine as he eyes an upcoming fight camp, proving that even amidst festive temptations, a balanced regimen is key. Meanwhile, I share my more relaxed approach, embracing the season’s indulgences while pondering those...

Send a text Is it ever appropriate to say "God bless you" when someone sneezes in a bathroom stall? Join us for another hilarious episode of Nacho Average Padres, where Ryan and Robb kick things off with this eyebrow-raising query. We dive into the world of awkward restroom etiquette and champagne-induced hangovers, reminiscing about how they seem to hit harder now that we're older....

Send a text What if staying fit could transform not only your body but also your relationship with your kids? Join Ryan and Robb as they share their passionate journeys through weightlifting and martial arts, revealing how physical activity has become a cornerstone of their fatherhood experience. From the sense of accomplishment in lifting heavy weights to the mental clarity brought by martial art...

Send a text Ever found yourself scratching your head at the latest kid craze your little one can't stop talking about? Well, grab your headphones, because on the latest Nacho Average Padres podcast, Robb and I are diving into the perplexing world of "Skibidi toilet" and other viral sensations that have us chuckling and bewildered. We're peeling back the layers on these trends a...

Send a text Welcome back fellow Padres and friends. This time the boys, Ryan and Robb, talk about Mother's Day. Traditionally on this podcast we talk about how important the millennial Dad is, but we're taking a backseat and celebrating all Moms that put up with us. We even talk about tattoos and pro tips on pissing off your mother. Grab a chair and listen to a great episode dedicated to...

Send a text Hey fellow Padres and friends! The Padres, Ryan & Robb, talk about the toys they grew up with another fellow millennial dad. They get into the hardships of finding toys back in the day, the easy accessibly nowadays that our kids grow up with, and what we collect for our displays. Not to mention the wild imaginations we had, toy guest appearances, and then there's Ryan talking...

Send a text It has been a whole year since the Nacho Average Padres podcast started its journey and both Ryan & Robb are looking forward to the next one and beyond! The boys get into what they've talked about over the year and even chat about what they look forward to with the podcast. Cheers to the podcast's 1 year anniversary and thank you all for listening to our podcast. Hope you...

Send a text Welcome back to another episode folks! We are now in the season of love this February and today is Valentine's Day. Ryan and Robb get into their Valentine's Day traditions, real meaning of the day, and hatred towards baking sweets? Listen in on how this bizarre episode goes from a day of love to a stubborn refusal to baking ANY dessert. Dubbing the new hashtag, #Iwaiverfornoc...

Send a text Are you fat? Do you want to lose weight? Fad Diets are the topic the boys get into on this episode. Now we are no medical professionals, at all. But we have tried some of these fad diets and equipment that we discuss. We give our opinion on them but bottom line is that some work, some don't. Those are the facts, but it depends on YOU if they work or not. Listen in as the boys hila...

Send a text Hey fellow Padres and friends! It's been a while, like too long. The boys, Ryan and Robb are back with a brand new episode for 2023! Of course, with a brand new year comes brand new resolutions. Listen to what the boys think about them and how you can relate. Cheers to all you Millennial Dads out there and Happy New Year! Wait...did he just say to eat two pizza pies? Please check...

Send a text Hey there fellow Padres and friends! The boys, Ryan and Robb, are back with another episode and it's all about Thanksgiving, at least for those who are from United States. They go over current traditions, past traditions, and even what each family has to feast on. We hope everyone can relate one way or another, but most of all Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Any fathers out there giv...

Send a text Do you have a favorite drink? Something that's your normal "go-to" when you're at a wedding or a bar? Well the boys, Ryan and Robb, have that exact conversation in this episode! Listen in on the boys tell their past drinking stories and what they're having nowadays. Any fathers out relax and enjoy a drink? Wait, he didn't use the door? Please check us out...

Send a text Hey all and Happy Halloween! Welcome back to the second part of Halloween episodes where it's ONLY Ryan! How terrifying is that! Well, at least Ryan gets to share with you his only "good" ghost story he has. At least he has his Dad Jokes ready to go too. Any fathers out there dress up for Halloween? Wait...the guy had no eyes?!?! Please check us out on Twitter: https://t...

Send a text Happy Halloween fellow Padres and friends! It's October and we're doing a spooky episode about Halloween traditions and mainly scary, horror movies for Part 1. Robb has a CRAZY amount of knowledge about horror flicks since that's his wheelhouse. Ryan attempts to be as knowledgable as Robb, but it doesn't work. Join the boys on this episode and MAYBE you might watch...

Send a text Hey there fellow Padres and friends! You ever have to been forced to be friends with your child's friend's parents? That's what the boys get into on this episode! they dive into some relatable topics when it comes to the "Other Parents." Any fathers out there make friends with other parents? Hang on, did he just say dip your steak in Sriracha?? Please check us...

Send a text Well well well, it's been a while fellow Padres and friends! The boys are back after a long extended (...and unexpected) break and done with whatever they were doing. This episode is timely as it related to going back to school! Listen to these dashing father figures talk about things related to ...well...school! Any fathers out there remember their school experience? Wait, what a...

Send a text Hey all you Padres and friends, it's been getting SUPER hot lately and that brought up a great topic for this episode. The Summer! Join Ryan and Robb as they talk about their summertime experiences with their families or while they're growing up. There's a lot to unpack in this episode from meatball subs, to Thailand, to forest fires, and even sour dough? Any fathers out...

Send a text Hey Padres and friends, grab your phones or cameras (if you actually own one of those) and start snapping some pics because that's what we're talking about in this episode! Ryan and Robb get into what's so damn great about picture taking and all the things we do currently and in the past! Just do Ryan a favor and eat the food, you don't have to take a picture of it....

Send a text Nice to see you again fellow Padres and friends! On this episode, Ryan and Robb talk about Public Transit. They're not alone either, they've invited Marshall Garrison, another fellow Millennial Dad, to join them on this topic. The three amigos discuss their love, hate, and weird experiences when on public transit including humorous ones. You may bust out laughing while listen...

Send a text Hello fellow Padres and friends! On this episode, Ryan and Robb discuss 10 of their favorite things. These are random questions that Ryan had to think up, so forgive him for not being too prepared. Although, some funny answers were given and unexpected ones too. Let's adjust the volume on our speakers and give a listen to what the boys have to say. Any fathers out there have a fav...

Send a text Looking for love is quite challenging and is not something that anyone can do on their own. That's why dating apps have been created to make that process easier for those who are seeking love ever after or one night stand (not the furniture piece). Join Ryan and Robb as these two married men step out of their comfort zone to talk about dating apps that they've never used befo...

Send a text If you were thinking this podcast was about anime conventions and news media behind it, you'd think that was awkward right? Probably not, because why would you do that? That first sentence was pretty awkward to write out at the very least AND that's the focus on this episode! Join the boys, and a special guest star to the pod, on how they experienced these moments as well as...

Send a text Grab your suit, tell the Mrs. to wear her best dress, and bring along the RSVP letter for the address because we're going to a wedding! That's right, weddings is this episode's topic which will hopefully get you to fall in love with and go "I do" really like this podcast! Join Ryan and Robb once more for another hilarious discussion. Any fathers out there got a...

Send a text Father's Day is around the corner and these Millennial Dads are ready to celebrate. Join the two as they discuss Father's Day traditions new and old. To all those great fathers out there, enjoy your day. We tip our hat to you, Happy Father's Day. Please check us out on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NachoPadres We also have an Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nachoaver...

Send a text Whether you're a fan or not, everyone has to see their doctor for something. It just so happens that's what the boys are discussing in this episode! Listen in to Ryan and Robb talk about their stories with doctor visits and even talk about their dentists too. Any fathers out there visit their doctor regularly or wait until the last resort? What does coffee and 90s terminology...