Movie Mastery

An incomprehensible mess of low grade animation that barely has a plot and constantly changes what its own premise is Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A classic of the bad movie genre that only got made because someone had a mechanical dinosaur available for a month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prohibition era vampires running bootleg blood using a speakeasy as a cover is a great idea but unfortunately this movie was made for None Dollars that all went into hiring Ice-T Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A crossover movie that is entirely coasting on the title and the knowledge that some people will watch literally anything to do with weed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pia Zadora falls in love with an alien musician in this sci-fi/musical/comedy B-movie mash-up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A film that feels like an RPG with a bunch of psychics fighting a secret government agency Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A psychedelic 70's animated film for adults that somehow got made in the late 80's because of the French Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Journey back to the forest moon of Endor, where magic is real, the Force isn't a thing, and the 12 year olds are the absolute worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An animated movie about wolf romance that has some weird ideas about what being an Omega wolf means (no not like that you internet perverts) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A feature that mashes up samurai films, mafia movies, and hip hop into something you are either going to vibe with or not Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A diver with a magic amulet that gives him a psychic connection to sharks must battle against Florida's most cacklingly stupid villains that just love abusing sharks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The unholy combination of The Little Rascals and Free Willy brought to by the same studio behind The Pest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The sequel to Mandingo that has nothing to do with that movie and everything to do with being terrible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Based on the book by L. Frank Baum, this animated movie shows the true story of Santa being raised by fairies and menaced by evil rock monsters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Home Alone meets Toys if those movies had no budget, or talent, or ideas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Star Wars knock-off from Japan that is bad but not in a fun, campy way but a boring, 70's way Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We look at the original Fright Night, a classic 80's horror movie where everyone is kind of a goober and there's a vampire named Jerry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The last one of these movies to actually have Doug Bradley as Pinhead and the first starring role for Henry Cavill. Also, an absolute turd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jamie Kennedy does a movie where, get this, a white guy acts like a stereotype of a black gangster. Oh ho ho. How absolutely hilarious. What will they think of next? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lower budget sequel to the American live action movie based on the Japanese manga that tries to be more dark and gritty and is mostly more boring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Britney Spears gets everything she's ever wanted while her friends' lives crumble around her. Woo! Fun road trip! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The raw charisma and undeniable talent of Channing Tatum can only do so much to save this mostly forgettable movie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A totally radical skateboarding movie that has very little to do with skateboarding and a lot to do with Vietnamese crime drama Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A movie with an absolutely bananas concept that squanders it on mostly being about how boring, crappy dudes are good actually Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A sci-fi movie that is incomprehensibly religious and religiously incomprehensible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices