Mouse Rants

In this episode, Jerry spins the podcast dial and lands on a show that is everything wrong with Disney podcasts today.  Find out what THEY think is the worst "advice" (and I use that term EXTREMELY lightly) about Walt Disney World and how their elitist attitudes cause them to fall completely off the rails into lies and deceit.  All that and...nope that's about it...All that on today's Mouse Rants...

Welcome Back Degenerates and Degenerettes!  Jerry is back with a brand new episode, as we start 2023 with a brand old coat of paint.  Find out where the show has been all this time and why Jerry gave the finger to Walt Disney World and turned his back on that cesspool for two years.  Go through all the things wrong with the parks right now and help reboot the series as we start from where we left...

This week, Jerry & Simone finish the discussion of cuisines represented in Walt Disney World (this time without the annoying Alexa).  And to tie in with the conclusion of our food episode, we also review that amazingly awful Mario Lopez KFC movie on Lifetime, Recipe For Seduction.  So join us as we find out what foods are represented TOO MUCH (and not well) and what needs to change to avoid that s...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the cultural representation of different cuisines in Walt Disney World.  Of course, jumping off the rails, constantly we had to make this Part 1.  So join us to discuss what kind of food we'd love to see in the parks and what has GOT to go! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few m...

Welcome back Degenerates and Degenerettes!  After a much needed hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back to discuss a clickbaity cringe article about how Disney is apparently better when people are in misery.  Join us as we return to the world of the living as we continue to GUESS WHO wins the CHESS match of LIFE in this most CROCODILE DENTISTY episode of Mouse Rants! - Please send all comments, questions,...

This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at MGM Studio's Hollywood's Pretty Woman stage show in the Theatre of the Stars.  Find out exactly how similar the stage show is to the movie the title is based on and if Roger and Julia Roberts are such similar creatures (They both screw people for money).  Mickey, Goofy, Roger, Michael Minelli, JK, No Face, and many more huge celebrities star in this 19...

This week, to finish off the trilogy of regrets, special guests Ross & Jess Upset from Upset In Disney join Jerry & Simone to look back at some of the best Disney podcasts and figure out what makes bad podcasts bad, how to find your own original voice and just what the hell is going on with Chicken Nugget and crew?  Join us in this companion piece and figure out for yourself just what exactly you'...

In this episode, Jerry & Simone share the entire uncut version of March Badness that sadly had to be edited down to fit with the timing and style of Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast. But before that, we share some outtakes and bloopers from Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast with generic copyright free music.   - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants...

This week, Jerry & Simone ponder what it would be like if they followed suit and took on unoriginal and generic topics that many podcasts spew out on a weekly basis.  With the help of special guests, DGribbs and his lady SGribbs, Jillian the Travel Agent, and Ross & Jess from Upset At Disney, we go through as many pointless topics as possible just to realize why that just isn't us.   So pull up a...

This week, Jerry and Simone check out yet another YouTube documentary about Disney Vloggers.  As if one weren't enough... But the big question is....is this one worse?  Find out tonight as we wade through the pool of self-indulgence and misdirection. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on i...

This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest, Jillian the Travel Agent play a brand new game combining One Star Reviews, Bad Food Porn and Trivia.  But before that, we all have to discuss the pure awful-ness of the Disney Family Singalong Jamboree Party or whatever the hell it was called. So before someone else steals our idea, come find out who will be crowned the winner, in this most competitive e...

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down to watch one of the most bizarre Disney specials of all time, Kraft Salutes Walt Disney World's 10th Anniversary Presented by Kraft (yes, they namedrop themselves TWICE in the title alone).  You're in for a freakin' treat as we actually try to find any relation to Disney, an Anniversary or anything actually special in this...special.  But before all that, yet A...

It's that time again!  Jerry and Simone sift through some of the cringiest, poorly written, douche chilling Disney parodies on YouTube, but this time revolving around.....YOU GUESSED IT - COVID-19!!  That's right!  Come with us as we judge those trying their first shot at comedy on a virus that is killing 10s of thousands of people!  They COULD just leave the cringe to the professionals, but inste...

This week, Jerry & Simone take a journey through new CEO Bob Chapek's career to find out what exactly led to the new destruction of World Showcase, and why so many live entertainers continue to lose their jobs, which guests are slowly, but surely finding nothing to do in Epcot.  It's the sequel you have all been waiting for!  Plus, a douchey encounter with a vlogger we all know well and Disney sec...

This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Clerks (just a little late, but so what) as they listen to a bunch of horrible and idiotic movie podcasts that bash the film with points that only people who don't understand film, comedy or life in general would make.  Come join in and laugh at these outrageously dumb shows with us...but not before we comment on the new Spokesy video.......

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star HOTEL reviews, this time around, starting with Animal Kingdom Lodge.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on t...

This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate Pulp Fiction's 25th anniversary (a little bit late, but so what?) by using an old friend, Radio War!  That's right, we listen to a bunch of idiots who hate this celebrated, iconic work of art and find out just what the hell is wrong with them!  Also, we get lost in a 1994 loop for a bit, but is that really a bad thing?  Find out on this week's most independently...

We're back ya lousy Degenerates!  After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation.  And let me tell you...it ain't gonna be easy today.  Also, we talk a bit about the dumb decisions Disney Plus has made and MORE on tonight's most broey episode o...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip.  This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in the history of games and much much more in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording last week.  Take a  trip down your Degenera...

Back from their vacations, Jerry & Simone bring on Jillian The Travel Agent to talk about Epcot Forever, Smugglers Run, the Skyliner and many many more utter tragedies they experienced in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording.  Take a  trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the w...

In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people want.  - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good...

It's our 5th Anniversary, yay...   - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..op...

As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close,  Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever.  It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it.  Listen in as we create a sequel that's both true to the original and actually good! (in our opinions anyway....and really that's all that matters isn't it?)  So finish off the d...

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch 4 summer related Disney Channel shows.  From The Suite Life of Zack & Cody to Miles From Tomorrowland, join them in as they find out just how much Disney Channel shows HATE the summer (and with GREAT CAUSE).  And stick around til the end because they go waaay back on that last one.  All this and more in the most sticky episode of Mous...

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW.  From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also t...