Monkey Baat

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we break down Elon Musk’s controversial Nazi salute moment, discuss Trump’s chaotic return, we also dive into Modiji’s upcoming conversation with Lex Fridman and wrap it up with the iconic badassery of Ravikumar. timestamps: 0:00 - elon’s salute: nazi or nah? 10:08 - modi ji x lex: a crossover we didn’t expect 14:06 - badass ravikumar for oscars 20:23 - men are simp...

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we dive into Yograj Singh’s outrageous remarks on women and power, hilariously rank the most feminine languages, and debate the tragedy of pretty people. We also tackle modern parenting vs. old-school parenting and explore why people without phones seem so weird. Timestamps: 0:00 - Alpha Intro You Didn’t Ask For 01:05 - Ranking the Most Masculine Languages 10:04 - Y...

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we talk about Trump’s The Apprentice, ponder what we'd do if we were filthy rich, debate whether prenups should be illegal, and Kalita opens up about his fears. Plus, we’ve got something special for you- our listeners can now be part of Monkey Baat! Tune in for a hilarious, heartfelt, and unpredictable ride you won’t want to miss! Timestamps: 0:00- Gay-Friendly Intr...

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we dive into the hot topics making waves right now! We discuss the Atul Subhash Case, unpack the nuances of toxic feminism, debate the fairness of alimony laws, and so much more. Tune in for a candid, thought-provoking conversation you won’t want to miss! Connect with us: 👉 Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ 👉 Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Fo...

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we’re back after three months and kicking things off with a bang! We talk about why our parents are the ultimate weirdos, address some unexpected homophobic allegations, and hear all about Swaraj’s wild gay escapade. Plus, we debate the absurdity of couple’s therapy and somehow end up talking about Mike Tyson’s thicc assets. All this and much more in our chaotic com...

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we’ve got Udayan Duarah spilling the tea on his strip club misadventures, a surprise hooker detour, his acting career, and the one regret that haunts him. Also, stick around as Udayan drops some serious Rizz lessons! Timestamps: 0:00 – welcome to chaos 00:37 – nepotism…kinda, but not really! 03:38 – Swaraj’s oscar-worthy meltdown 06:59 – Udayan’s wild strip club con...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we’ve got Ahiran Sarma, arguably the funniest creator in Assam, we talk about why podcasts suck, our weirdest p*rn stories, comedy, films, his stint with mental health issues, our favourite filmmakers and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 01:05 - why podcasts suck and why we’re doing one anyway 04:54 - wild world of weird p*rn and confessions 16:58 - Ahiran’s relat...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about how Aboyob built Assam’s Top Podcast, his earnings, the impact of his podcast, discuss our favourite films, the state of media today, hilarious podcast stories, Joe Biden funniest moments and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 2:42 - gaaliyan and weird names 6:43 - the female attention dilemma 7:53 - the pressure to keep it clean 11:06 - impact of the...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about India’s Ambani’s Wedding, Trump’s attempted assassination, why vegans suck, Bhansali raising the stakes with impossible beauty standards and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 1:42 - being proud is delusional 10:33 - Ambani Wedding 25:15 - Donald Trump Is Goated 31:28 - vegans suck 4536 - Bhansali Is obsessed with Whores 59:20 - outro Our socials: Swar...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about India’s T20 World Cup, Cricket Stories, girls who like Osho, Birthdays, Bigg Boss and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 0:24 - India wins WORLD CUP and Cricket stories 28:20 - bonding over misogyny and all wrong things 37:40 - girls who like Osho 42:40 - birthday stories 56:35 - Bigg Boss Ott 3 1:04:23 - outro Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.co...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Elections, Kangana getting slapped, Rakhi Sawant's political career, Fake Gurus and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 0:56 - comedy classics 5:18 - pirated films 11:45 - funny reels and woman hatred 8:17 - election gossip 22:13 - Kangana got slapped 29:45 - democracy is overrated 35:09 - are we sexist? 48:38 - would we f*ck a guy for $1000000 51:4...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Muskan Karia, King’s Cannes Interview, road rage stories, Panchayat and more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 0:20 - King’s Cannes Interview 2:32 - fat marwadis 4:16 - crazy cheating stories 9:22 - Raveena Tandon hits old lady 11:48 - Subham’s road rage fiasco 30:05 - Panchayat Talk 35:37 - Swaraj molests fat aunty 40:29 - woman molesters 42:39 - would you rat...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about baby reindeer and our stalking experiences, funerals, Swati Maliwal v/s AAP debacle, Babil khan’s trolling and we also review Madgaon Express. Timestamps: 0:00 - stalkers and baby r*ndi deer 2:57 - Tickler died and funerals 10:58 - we got no social life 14:29 - Madgaon express review 24:35 - All India rank and Kota days 30:09 - psychoanalysing and Pakis...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about anxiety issues, mental health content, why dogs deserve respect, masculine gays, Trump’s 🍆 and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - mental health awareness 6:16 - making content outta mental disorders 8:30 - men crying 10:58 - what animal would we be? 12:00 - dogs deserve respect 18:59 - let Swaraj’s dog have some fun 25:17 - hating on Ranveer Allahbadia 29:4...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about how CRAZY this IPL season has been going so far, we talk queer films and queer rights, we talk about why we need Trans Cricketers and how Biharis are the Jews of India. Timestamps: 0:00 - corn preferences and paedophilic rights 02:53 - homophobia in Bollywood & queer cinema 25:24 - why we need TRANS Cricketers 29:57 - we love woman ipl 31:22 - Bihar...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about the recent Rajat Dalal v/s everyone lafda that’s keeping us entertained these days, relationship problems, jerking off stories, Instagram influencers, recent dating failures and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - Swaraj walks in with gay energy 02:50 - would we do trans 10:51 - non-veg environmentalists 13:16 - in a world full of boys we are gentlemen 17:16...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant's pre wedding, Sharukh's racist remark, our favorite reel templates, fart humor and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 04:13 - Ambani’s grand pre wedding 17:47 - Shahrukh khan is racist 24:33 - minor life update 30:14 - is Subham sexist? 34:12 - fav reel templates and dance master class 38:00 - fart humour and...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Swaraj’s molestation story, conspiracy theories, UFOs, Aliens, WWE and more. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own conspiracy theories in the comments below. Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 1:17 - Swaraj’s molestation story 19:23 - my billion dollar idea 27:44 - conspiracy theories are dumb 32:00 - harr cheez mazak nhi ho...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk our funniest dating stories - the best and the worst, dating apps and valentine's day. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own dating stories in the comments below. Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaat...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we share our funniest and most embarrassing school stories! From mishaps in class to pranks gone wrong, we're spilling all the tea in this video. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own school stories in the comments below. Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Foll...

In this episode of Monkey Baat we share our funniest and most embarrassing school stories! From mishaps in class to pranks gone wrong, we're spilling all the tea in this video. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own school stories in the comments below. Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Foll...

In this episode of monkey baat we talk about feminism, chatty cab driver stories, our Instagram algorithm, Puneet superstar, Osho and more! Timestamps: 0:00 - is Swaraj a woman hater? 09:35 - hatred on Instagram 19:09 - male feminists are low key sexists 21:25 - chatty cab drivers 35:00 - Instagram has changed 39:30 - Imran khan 44:38 - Aamir khan on pay gap 49:50 - Puneet superstar is new age Osh...

In this episode of monkey baat we talk about our favourite childhood cartoons, crazy flight incidents, Jo koy’s golden globes disaster, the crazy Dubai parties influencers go to and our experience watching 12th fail. Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 0:19 - I had a bad dream 4:00 - body shaming and bullying 9:50 - our favourite cartoons 17:18 - geeking out on Pokémon 32:30 - crazy airplane incident 36:01 -...

In this episode of monkey baat we talk about the Epstein list, Stephen Hawking and his connection with Epstein, the recent controversy with Dave Chappelle’s new special, midgets and our experiences with Trans people. Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 1:24 - Jeffery Epstein list 5:47 - Stephen Hawking was on Epstein island 10:44 - Little people 12:34 - Stephen Hawking loves orgies 17:21 - Would I save Swara...

In this episode of monkey baat we talk about the best and worst of 2023, our barber stories, why swaraj quits from dating and we also simp on Karan Johar. Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 1:34 - happy new year 6:22 - how’s 2023 been for us 11:03 - what’s been the worst year ever 12:55 - who’d we want to be molested by 18:22 - the best and worst of 2023 22:38 - saddest world cup loss 28:09 - barber stories...