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Carol has a hot tub update, and Jenny learns to love peri-menopause. An EQ/IQ Test between Carol and Joel has expected results. Why is AI so arrogant? And has no one else heard of Boobles?

Episode 244 Promo

It's all about bodies doing what bodies do. Jen has a "three-fer" ingrown hair, and Carol's privates are all swole. What does it take for an animal to explode? And why aren't we using old people as human shields in battle? Also, Jen and Carol start working together again!

We should probably apologize ahead of time... In this tone deaf episode, Jen and Carol discuss men in hamster wheels, men with enormous tits, and men who take the fatty pad for granted. Also, nothing says "Tribute" like a quiz, and that's how we're celebrating this year's 9/11. Enjoy!

Episode 242 Promo

This week, Jen experiences a tech issue and Carol says goodbye to a beloved pet. Can the spirit box create memories? And which dead man brought a planeload of passengers to tears? Also, MSL tries the foods you don't want to. Enjoy!

It's Carol's birthday and the ladies are talking about goals and the final wish of a dying woman. You'll be entertained by a behind-the-scenes look at how MSL creates those memorable Notable News sing-ins. Also, what Jorge doesn't know about his upcoming vacation can't hurt him...or could it? Be sure to check out Mom Swipes Left !

Episode 240 Promo

It's all but the kitchen sink this week: runny eyes and bee stings; grit in your ham salad; and other words for vaginer. Carol does a digger deepening into the word of Hunter's laptop and crazy Japanese dolls. Also, a Dear Daddy about knowing a porn star. Be sure to check out our website at Mom Swipes Left !

Episode 239 Promo

Jen wonders if suicide is only for high-functioning depressives while Carol laments stains on her mattress. What do manatee group sex events have to do with Lizzo? And what's with these urban legends that are coming true? Be sure to check out the Mom Swipes Left website!

Episode 238 Promo

This week, Jen describes her day as a fart, and Carol wants to kick some teenage ass. After a long wait, we return to Carol's Fucked Up Childhood Memories and learn that bulimics are the fat anorexics. What do Max Headroom and severed but sneakered feet have in common? Also, a medical professional claims that "we may not ALL die in this lifetime."

Episode 237 Promo

Carol and Jen have some big news and it's not just that they're being sued. Have we overestimated the importance of one's head? And what are we supposed to do with cremation ash clutter? Also, we have a Fan-fuckin-tastic with Mia! Be sure to look for our legal fund plea coming in the near future on momswipesleft.com .

Episode 236 Promo

What's that smell? Could it possibly be the tang of optimism? Carol has a grievance with Jen about Jorge. Does Jen have capacity in her heart to care? What's up with all the monkey porn? Also, we're talking hobbies and vomit. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 235 Promo

Jen and Carol have some news about the future of MSL, so buckle up. Why are cats such annoying pets, and why can't people just stop playing with their own poop? Is it possible to manage stress? Also, you've heard it here first: there appears to be an exotic/domestic pet coup d'état happening, people. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 234 Promo

Carol is back from the left coast, and Jen has a valuable PSA she learned during her absence. Why is Jen trying to contract hiccups? Does the word "Skidmore" make you chuckle? Also, Carol proves her superiority in the world of celebrity conspiracies. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 233 Promo

Carol has some good news about her tits, and Jen shows her ignorance on Juneteenth. The ladies have a hypothesis about Cranberry's recent habits, and Carol is pissed that she can catch leprosy from armadillos. When should we celebrate Gash Day? And why are paradoxes so stupid? Carol's on ANOTHER vacation next week, so join us when we're back on July 9th!

Carol hates drunk anxiety, and Jen is pissed about smelly new shoes. Also, her washer is filled with black mold. This week, the ladies bushwack through the jungles of disinformation to bring you accurate news (a week late). What kind of superpower does Ken have that he just hasn't realized? Why does Jen have a hole in her spine? Will Carol's love of corn nuts create a rift for MSL? All of...