Mentally Screwed

Old Sayings, Disappointing Spirit Animals & Birthday Bans! Three completely random, ridiculous topics packed into one 10-minute ish solo podcast. First, I rewrite old sayings that make no sense today. Next, I share the devastating story of finding out my actual spirit animal. Finally, a pitch for why we need to stop celebrating every single birthday.   🎧 In this episode, we cover:   * 0:15 - Fixi...

News, Weather & Sports Jargon Makes No Sense  Does anyone actually understand what anchorpeople are saying? Today, I dive into why all news, weather forecasts, and sports commentaries sound exactly the same. It's just a wall of confusing jargon that makes it impossible for me to follow what is actually happening in the world.   🎧 In this episode, we cover:   * 0:38 - Too much fluff in the news. *...

Why We Need to Stop Burying People  Do dead people really need real estate? In this episode, I share my very silly, tongue-in-cheek thoughts on why we need to completely phase out traditional burials and heavily lean into cremation. Let's optimize the graveyard space!   🎧 In this episode, we cover:   * 0:32 - A surprise cemetery plot.   * 2:20 - What to do with my ashes.   * 6:34 - The things the...

I Was Groomed by a Vegan I am not a vegan, but for a brief moment in time, I was tricked into thinking I was. In today's episode, I tell the silly, cautionary tale of dating a girl who slowly, masterfully brainwashed me into eating plants. It's a story of love, betrayal, and a bad apple. 🎧 In this episode, we cover:   * 1:04 - The beginning.   * 2:58 - Little red flags. * 5:38 - Why vegans are li...

The Tragic Demise of Kissing Booths.   Whatever happened to carnival kissing booths?! Join me In this 10-minute ish solo comedy podcast, as I act out a completely made-up story of how kissing booths first started and how an entire town got weirdly involved.     🎧 In this episode, we cover:   * 0:45 - Imagine kissing booths in todays world?   * 2:45 - The town meeting that changed it all.   * 4:48...

  On this episode of The Mentally Screwed Podcast we play a fun game! Most of us need a break from life. So, get everyone into the room, and let's play this memory game together. Let's destress, relax, and have a few laughs. What else are you gonna do, work at your job? This game will test your mind. You will find out quickly how good your memory actually is? But don't be fooled, this game will tr...

ANXIOUS BEFORE A FIRST DATE? WATCH THIS!   First dates are awkward.  Both guys and girls can be self conscious going into it. I think girls tend to think into things more than guys do. However, girls do hide it better.  On this episode of the Mentally Screwed podcast i turn the tables and give my example of what it would look like if a guy thought into things as much as girls did. Don't do this be...

  On this ep of the Mentally Screwed Podcast ...... well, i tried to do a podcast ep but Rick, my friend and new "assistant", had an issue.   So, this ep is about Rick.   Thanks a lot Rick!   🙄👎 SOCIAL MEDIA Instagram ==== https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Twitter ==== https://twitter.com/anthonyc_comedy  

YOU CAN"T SAY THAT! "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." This saying doesn't seem to apply these days. On this Ep of The Mentally Screwed Podcast i have some fun with the "word police". We have all crossed paths with them at some point in our lives. You can't take comedy seriously, because if you do, that in it's self is funny. If you enjoy this, please share it wit...

THE HOWIE FELTERSNATCH MURDER  A MURDER MYSTERY WITH DT HARRY JOHNSON  Who doesn't love a funny murder mystery. On this episode of the Mentally Screwed podcast, I share a crime comedy. It's a fake murder mystery told through the eyes of a fictitious homicide detective. If you enjoy crime documentaries, short crime stories and solving murders, you'll love this. It's filled with fun characters but d...

On this of the Mentally Screwed Podcast i discuss why fall sucks. I know i'm alone on this unpopular opinion. But i make some pretty compelling arguments here. Maybe i can even change some of your minds. You never know. Either way, its a fun listen. Also, we need a longer halloween. Hope you enjoy. SOCIAL MEDIA Instagram ==== https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Twitter ==== https://twitter....

RADIO LOVE SHOW PARODY! HOW TO PULL A GAGA On this Ep of The Mentally Screwed Podcast i discuss how to Lady Gaga someone you are in a relationship with. Its advice on how to fix a stale relationship. Is it good relationship advice? Is it bad relationship advice? Can it be the worst love advice thats actually helpful?   I'll let you be the judge.   Enjoy! SOCIAL MEDIA Instagram ==== https://www.ins...

  Ever wonder what it's like to be a radio DJ?   I have. So, on this episode of the Mentally Screwed podcast i give it a try. But i don't think i'll be getting any calls from radio stations or any DJ host job offerings any time soon. I had a lot of fun with this one tho. A little radio station mischief. You might also notice i didn't want to use any real song and band names so i created a few. 😉...