Maidenless Podcast

Our first time watching the new trailer!

At the bottom of the world, Drew and Alex encounter a war zone and the remains or a bloody upheaval. Can they claim the storied sword of Castle Morne in time to reunite a family and add one happy ending to the FromSoftware scorecard? And even if they can make it through this ruined castle can they defeat the protector of the sword? Listen to find out!

Alex and Drew whine and complain for 20 minutes about 5 enemies they could not git gud at fighting in the SoulsBorneRing series. This is probably a huge skill issue on their part, but let them know if any of these enemies drove YOU to infuriation as well! Back to the Lands Between next episode.

Venturing South, our intrepid duo discovers the wildlands at the fringes of Golden Order Territory. A young blind woman has a request for us and we discover one of our teachers bound and tortured. Terrifying new enemies and puzzling mysteries await us on the Weeping Peninsula, but maybe we've heard this story before...

After Slaying Godrick the Grafted, Drew and Alex crack open a couple of Siegbraus in the throne room of Stormveil Castle and reminisce about their favorite boss encounters in Lordran, the world of Dark Souls 1.

Special Extra Episode! Our Tarnished discuss the first death of a demigod and how George R.R. Martin might have had a bit of a naughty influence on the lore. Also what are the deep-seated motivations of Kenneth Haight? These are definitely not just extra bits from a previous episode, I promise

Drew and Alex go over the hill to Stormveil Castle to challenge Godrick the Grafted and claim a Great Rune! What perils await inside the castle, dilapidated and stricken with mysterious spiny roots? Also we explore to the east, into the Mistwood to meet a certain Dog Man of Mystery.

As two new Tarnished in the Lands Between, Drew and Alex are sure to seek the ELDEN RING! In their debut episode, the guys discuss getting settled in a new From Software game, the opening area, and the colorful cast of characters we meet along our journey. Pardon our pops, we had some recording issues on one of our sessions.