Mai Time

We’ve been playing tourists in our own town, and we gotta tell you, WE LOVE IT!  After a tough few weeks for LA, we thought now is a good time to share a few tiki drinks, get a bit tipsy, and talk about the city we live in and love.   Corie also gives a quick run down about her latest trip to Knott’s Berry Farm, and we realize that we’re basically in Spooky Season Eve.   Episode Drinks: Mosquito (...

After a few weeks off, we are FINALLY back to chip away at the Intoxica List and talk about all the very very important stuff we missed!  Thanks to you all for sticking with us even when we disappear for a few!! Episode Drinks: DTB Chi Chi (#16), Chief’s Calabash (#17) Intoxica Completion percentage: 22.4% Time remaining to complete Intoxica:  1yr 2mos 3days ---------------- Call and leave us a me...

We tackle some corrections then listen to a voicemail from a VIP caller who has some intel about our missing stickers.   After downing two more drinks off the Intoxica list the podcast becomes unhinged in a good way and we barely scratch the surface discussing the 2025 Horror Nights spec maps that were released a week ago.     Episode Drinks: Leap Frog (#14), Octopus (#15) Intoxica Completion perc...

Corie is a FAN of Universal’s Fan Fest!  She and Dave drink another couple of drinks from the Intoxica! list and then go “Back in Time” all the way to last Friday night to talk about night 1 of the event!   Episode Drinks: Coconut Willie (#12), Aku Aku Lapu (#9) Intoxica Completion percentage: 17.1 Time remaining to complete Intoxica:  1yr 3mos 15days ---------------- Want more Mai Time content? ...

We’re back at Tonga Hut for a couple more drinks off the Intoxica list and some Disney chat….  ….but something’s amiss, and we need your help.  Tune in to hear the latest.   Episode Drinks: Dr. Funk (#10), Bali Hai Mai Tai (#11) Intoxica Completion percentage: 14.47% Time remaining to complete Intoxica:  1yr 3mos 22days ---------------- Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog L...

Who took all the rum?!  Two drinks at our favorite bar and barely any rum in this episode?!?   The title says it all, PIGs, these were a couple of stinkers!  BUT, we drank them because it’s out job and then we talked about White Lotus, Universal’s Horror Unleashed in Vegas, and of course… peanuts.  Episode Drinks: Viking Fog Cutter (#8), London Sour (#9) Intoxica Completion percentage: 11.8% Time...

Aloha from your favorite April Fools!  On this week’s episode we tackle a couple more drinks on the Intoxica list and talk about Major League Baseball’s opening day, Epic Universe’s opening day, and more!  Spoiler:  The “and more” is kind of unhinged ADD stuff!  Episode Drinks: Tonga Zombie (#6), Miehana (#7) Intoxica Completion percentage: 9.2% Time remaining to complete Intoxica:  1yr 4mos 12day...

Your hosts who ghosted you the last couple weeks are BACK!  Sorry for the podcast silence the last couple weeks! On today’s episode we chip away at the Intoxica list &  wind up talking a bit about Jessica Rabbit… and I’m sure you can guess that it becomes unhinged pretty quickly. Episode Drinks: Jungle Bird (#5) & Cthulhu’s Uprising (n/a) Intoxica Completion percentage: 7% Time remaining t...

PIGs - we didn't make it to Tonga Hut this week.  It happens.  That said, we still made time to grab a virtual drink with one another.   So we're unlocking a PIGtreon episode for you in which Dave grabs a tiki drink with his dad in Indianapolis at one of the best tiki bars in the country, The Inferno Room.  Episode Drinks: n/a Intoxica Completion percentage: 5% Time remaining to complete Intoxica:...

Our livers made it to our 50th episode!!  We’re chipping away at the Intoxica List and talking about some corrections and listener submitted feedback!   As you can tell by the episode title, things fall off the rails pretty quickly!  After our second drink we talk about Universal’s Epic Universe ticket release.  Episode Drinks: Don the Beachcomber Zombie (#3), Mauna Kea Mist (#4) Intoxica Completi...

Welcome to Season 2 PIGs!!!  Sure, we’re now in the Loyal Order of the Drooling Bastards, but that’s simply not enough.  We want to be INTOXICATED Drooling Bastards so this episode marks our journey into our second drinking saga.  INTOXICA!  Drink all 79 drinks within Beachbum Berry’s follow up recipe book to the Grog Log!   Today we kick off our challenge and talk about Valentine’s Day and which...

Wow… what a waste of a January that was!  Good riddance!  In our first recording/drinking session of February, Dave talks about his ridiculous car situation. Then we talk about the biggest waste in Disney history!   February is already off to a great start… we didn’t have to Grog Log this week, so we drank off the real menu, and let me tell you - those drinks were DELICIOUS.  Intoxica starts next...

The day has finally come!!!  We FINISH the Grog Log and get inducted into the Loyal Order of Drooling Bastards.  Join us for the culmination of this journey before we start our next!  Episode Drinks: Shrunken Skull (#77), Boo Loo (#78) Grog Log Completion percentage:  100% ---------------- Donate to help those in need after the devastating LA fires!  Check out our Linktree to help our friends who...

A simple premise for this week’s return to Tonga Hut… let’s just get back to logging some grog and talking about nonsense.  We’re so close to the rum-soaked finish line we can taste it!  Tune in to hear us take down the remaining drinks and see if we can return next week victorious as our deadline hits TODAY.   Episode Drinks: Astro Aku Aku (#75), Hell in the Pacific (#76) Grog Log Completion perc...

No traditional episode this week, PIGs.  Here’s a quick episode with an update after a very tough and devastating week in Los Angeles.  We hope you’re all safe.  We’ll hopefully be back next week to finish up the Grog Log!    We love you LA!   And please, if you’re asking what you can do to help those in need please check our IG bio or the liner notes below of this episode.   Episode Drinks: none...

We’re back BABY!!  Grogging in 2025!  It’s the new year and already so much news has dropped that we need to discuss.  SO, we do what we do best… get drunk and talk about it!  Episode Drinks: Outrigger (#73) & Fog Cutter (#74) Grog Log Completion percentage: 95% Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  14 days ---------------- Want more Mai Time content?  Head over to our new Patreon, The PIG...

It's New Year's Eve... let us get mushy for a little bit and say how much we appreciate making this show.  Happy New Year to all of our PIGs.  We'll see you in 2025 to finish this Grog Log!!! Episode Drinks: n/a Grog Log Completion percentage: 92% Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  21 days ---------------- Want more Mai Time content?  Head over to our new Patreon, The PIGtreon , and become...

Merry Christmas EVE and Happy Holidays to all our Partners in Grog!  We’re popping onto your feeds to give you a quick little shot of holiday cheer.  We’d kiss each and every one of you, even without the mistletoe!   Episode Drinks: n/a Grog Log Completion percentage: 92% Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  28 days ---------------- Want more Mai Time content?  Head over to our new Patreon, T...

Our final Grog Logging session of 2024!  We down a couple more drinks on our quest to finish all 78 to be inducted into the Loyal Order of the Drooling Bastard and we talk about some non-groundbreaking Disney updates.  Then Corie introduces us to her newest segment “Mai Five Attraction Edition.”   We’ll release special episodes over the next couple weeks and get back to logging grog in 2025!   Epi...

We’re back at the Tonga Hut for Grog Log drink #69 and our horniest episode yet!  After downing the fiery concoction we discuss Disney couples’ intimate secrets and one-bite a Taco Bell Meximelt. A truly horny and unhinged episode.   Episode Drinks: Flaming Coffee Grog (#69), Rum Runner (#70) Grog Log Completion percentage: 90% Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  42 days ---------------- Wan...

It’s the second episode of a two recording night, so you know what that means, we’re a lil’ “loose” in this one!  We take down a couple drinks and talk about changes to Animal Kingdom, Epcot, and the launch of a new Disney Cruise Ship.   Episode Drinks: Royal Hawaiian (#67), The Reef (#68)) Grog Log Completion percentage: 87% Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  49 days ---------------- Want...

To quote Miss Piggy, “I’m a PIG, and as a PIG, I have always stood out.”  Major Muppet news broke this week and we’re here to get drunk and talk about it. Tune in to hear if we pop blood vessels with our rage.   Episode Drinks: Tortuga (#65), Blue Hawaii (#66) Grog Log Completion percentage: 85% Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  56 days ---------------- Want more Mai Time content?  Head ov...

What happens when you tackle one of the most potent grog log drinks on an empty stomach?!  Dave is about to quickly find out!   On this week’s episode we’re joined by Derby Doll, Tiki aficionado, Disney enthusiast, and all around bad-ass, Amelia ( @amelia_bigdealia ).  Episode Drinks: Zombie (#62), Von Tiki (#63), Painkiller (#64) Grog Log Completion percentage: 82% Time remaining to complete the...

Are you sad that Spooky Season is over?  Do you need a chuckle after a stressful week?  Maybe 50 Chicken McNuggets is the cure!?! After talking about it for over 8yrs, Dave finally attempts to eat 50 nuggets. We know he SHOULDN'T do it, but CAN he do it?!  Tune in to find out!   Episode Drinks: Headhunter (#61), Pink Pony Club & Girl is a Gun Grog Log Completion percentage: 78% Time remaining...

Okaaaaaaay... real talk... we were very busy last week!  We didn't want to miss a Dodgers World Series game, and had Halloween in the mix as well so we didn't make it to Tonga Hut to Grog Log.   BUT, we're making it up to you and unlocking some clip highlights from our Patreon.  We talk about forbidden delicacies with Corie's brother in law.  Dave talks to his Dad about a run in with Bette Midler...