Lunch Meat

A hardboiled installment of violence and intrigue.

Happy Halloween y'all muhfuckin turkeys

We saw Clayface

I bet you thought you were so clever? When you said Infinity was the largest number ever but what if I added four? who is the clever one now? tell your mother I said hi

This here episode saddles up for a wild ride full of unhinged jawin' about French eatery outhouse troubles, OJ Simpson tall tales, and crooked notions about skin shades. The podcasters spin yarns about gallivantin' through time, short-armed critters, and mighty strange run-ins. Folks mosey on through rowdy segments like Bradley's Concerns alongside mighty peculiar picture-show tall tales.

We saw Ken Burn's' The Devils

Solo installment today. I get pretty worked up about servers complaining and discuss the situation in Gaza. Happy Lunchin' -Chris

Well, partner, this here episode wanders clean off the beaten trail through a whole heap of wild tangents—swingin' from old-timey history and silver-screen classics clear on over to plumb ridiculous what-ifs and messy outhouse yarns. The podcasters hitch up their wagons for some nostalgic picture-show palaver, schoolyard recollections, and mail-bag jawin' served up raw and unfiltered. Saddle up, '...

We saw Primetime

Howdy there, partners. Gather 'round the fire and let me spin you a yarn about the latest escapades of The Meat Boys, Chris and Brad. Well I'll be, these boys found themselves in a real heap of trouble this time around. It all started with a tense showdown right there on New Hampshire Avenue, and before you knew it, they were hatchin' plans to drive a submarine car straight down to a sunken city....

The Meat Boys are back in action! This week we get back on track and revisit Mr. Hands

Gather 'round the campfire, partners, because The Meat Boys are back in the saddle to chew the fat on everything from time loops to tummy troubles in this wild ride of an episode. Brad reckons he's been living the same Tuesday for a thousand centuries, waking up to the same polka dot pants and insults just like in Groundhog Day . The Boys reminisce about the good ol' days of 1941 when a fella coul...

Shove over a tad and make room for a feller whose travelin' boots are nearly worn down to the sole cuz it's time for another Lunch Meat!

Well now, hold your horses and cease all your immediate proceedings! It's time for another sidewindin' adventure with the darndin' Lunch Meat Boys!

Hitch your horses and gather 'round the campfire, folks, 'cause The Meat Boys are back in the saddle for a festive holiday hootenanny that’s wilder than a rattlesnake in a stocking! This week, Chris and Brad are wettin’ their whistles with some questionable energy tonics while debatin’ the merits of every holiday on the calendar, from the lonesome blues of Valentine’s Day to the confusing timing o...

Giddy up tenderfoot! We're fixin' to have a new slice uh Lunch Meat!

Well here we go again. Brad wont shut the hell up about Indiana jones. I think he want to marry him. plus more of that good old fashioned Lunch Meat that's good enough to write home about. Lunch Meat!

Yee-haw! Quit your bellyachin' and sit down by the fire for a good ole' Hog-killin'-time - that's right - Lunch Meat!

Well look what we got here Herschel, a little bid uh that fancy big city Lunch Meat. This week, Brad and Chris are wettin' their whistles with some peculiar energy elixirs that smell a mite suspicious and taste like trouble. Tensions rise early when Chris offers up a gift that don’t quite fit the bill, leading to a scuffle over fancy mic covers masquerading as hats. The conversation turns to Chris...

Woah now! The guys debate which cartoon animals are the most attractive (Maid Marian vs. Judy Hopps) and discuss the cinematic potential of Owen Wilson starring as a fish. The random topic generator leads to emotional confessions about crying during Toy Story 3 and Les Misérables, followed by a heated debate on the existence of historical giants. Finally, the duo engages in an extended office role...

take a good look at yourself you piece of garbage. In this exciting and fresh episode of Lunch Meat, Chris and Brad enter the echo chamber fueled by Bang Energy and Celsius (with a touch of biotin for hair growth). The guys recap a chaotic Thanksgiving involving segregated celebrations, brad bombing at the dinner table with his "Good Order" bit, and the existential dread of family members asking i...

Oh boy Geronimo and Sitting Bull, the boys have really stepped in it this time. The boys went and sawwed Wicked: For Good, and boy oh boy was it a steaming pile of ox dung! The boys discuss the confusing continuity of Wicked and the blatant erasure of munchkin representation in Oz, we get into the erotic potential of the Scarecrow’s burlap face, and it looks like there be emerald in the magic city...

who what when where and why don't ya just go and do it with them big ole boots. It's another installation of your favorite podcast that you love and respect enough to show your mother. It's classic Lunch - so to speak. sit, down, relax, find a chair, and have a seat. Tell your mother, tell your father, tell all your kids. if you don't have kids, make some, it's easy and free. Lunch Meat!

Howdy Partner, the boys have gone and done it once again.. This week we discuss the erotic potential of car insurance mascots, we get into the dark behind-the-scenes secrets of The Wizard of Oz , and it looks like we've found a new harvest of sarsaparilla in them fields over yonder.. What will happen when Brad eats an entire rotisserie chicken and tries to navigate a week of "double sex"? Tune in...

What in the Sam Hill don't you see the boys have went and stuck a pig on Tuesday. It's part 2 of our visit with Chris Keene. Won't you listen? please. I asked nicely. Do it, or I'll show you who's the boss. that's right, all the tea. Lunch Meat!