Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss War! Pete kicks us off with a description of living in Northern Ireland during “The Troubles” Then we dive into terrorism, giving money to the homeless, abortion and the royal family. Serious topics but we always find a way to make it light hearted join us as the honesty continues on the best comedy podcast around. HEY Sheetsters, your...

On this week episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss our Heroes. Who did we look up to as children and what superpowers we wanted and why. Towards the end things get a little tense when Pete opens up about a troll who really got under his skin which bring up the topic of how to give valid criticism. With many side stories join us as the honesty continues.   HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete...

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss Masculinity. What does it been to be a man? The boys discuss the male culture, being around women, creepy Comedians and men crying. Mixed in with funny personal stories join them down this rabbit hole as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/sho...

Hey guys welcome to our Christmas Special. On this episode Luke and Pete exchange gifts, answer the questions you sent in and talk about a couple of news stories. Oh yeah and Pete gets drunk! Join them as the festive honesty continues.   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple...

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Living Conditions. How A burglar tried to stamp though Petes roof when he was younger, he gets angry when the police come round then his dad bursts in naked. Luke was living at home alone at 15 and he recounts how he taught himself to drive, well if you can call it driving. With many more stories join them as the honest continues. ull video episode: https://w...

This weeks episode is loosely based on Work, but it goes off in so many different directions it’s hard to keep track. They start with Petes thoughts on the retirement age and Lukes thoughts on the worst job he has come across lately. Tipping workers and how Pete lost £600. How they feel about Working for free, Pete hates it. Then it takes a turn with Pete getting arrested for peeing on a police st...

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss anger. Pete initially didn’t stick to the rules and tried to lie about how particular drivers make him feel but luckily Luke remembers an incident a couple of nights before that revealed Petes true colours. They both hate jobsworths but have different interpretations of them, and Pete is horrified when a woman on an escalator is reading while having a sc...

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Fun. Pete kicks us off with tales of naked wrestling with friends and being escorted down to a hotel reception wearing a bedsheet as a toga by security for making too much noise. Lukes mum finds it funny to prank him by screaming down the phone in an ominous manner. How does he get her back? And the many more pranks like when Luke pretended a woman his cousin...

On This week episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the guys discuss Pornography. Pete got an infection in his bum and had to bend over a chair naked so his dad could suck it out. (With a machine) at that very moment a priest walked in, sounds like a joke right? Wrong! Luke opens up about how he found out his son watches porn and the story of how he new the mother of his children loved him. Both r...

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss Coincidences. Luke tells Pete how he met the mother of his children and that a gift she gave him changed his life. (Spoiler alert it wasn’t the children).  Pete confesses that he doesn’t believe in dinosaurs and explains how the bones came about. Then to top it off Pete tells the interesting story about how he traveled to Malaysia  to reunite with his gr...

In this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss animals. Pete went to a safari park and believes he saw lesbian lions. When Luke asked why he believed they were lesbians the answer he got back confused him. Lukes mothers cat died and he had a very pragmatic way of disposing of the body. And Pete met a racist dog who let him know who’s boss. With many side stories, the honesty continues. Full video epi...

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete have a chat about failure. Luke explains how successful drug dealers can place themselves in a no win situation but Pete thinks he has the solution to their problems. Then the conversation moves onto Luke and Pete being in prison and how Pete is willing to do whatever it takes to survive which makes Luke feel very uncomfortable and much, much more.   Full video...

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete have a frank and honest discussion about addiction. Opening up about their own addictions, Family members and unusual ones they have heard about, including bottled farts and many side discussions. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podca...

In this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss lying. Pete admits he’s always been a liar from a young age but his dad was no fool and often caught him out, recalling an interesting story of how Pete and his siblings end up in a “Crack Heads Den” his brother getting injured and Pete demanding “no one tells Dad”. With Luke admitting he still tells lies to this day but only when it comes to women but t...

This week Luke and Pete have a conversation about Money, with Pete admitting he tries his best to do the least work possible while trying to get maximum pay and surprisingly it's worked out. Luke also asks Pete what would he do If the world Champion UFC fighter Jon Jones spat in his face? And as always Pete has a surprising answer. With many side stories including Luke once upon a time as a kid ha...

This week Luke and Pete have a discussion about social media. Is it a great tool for connection or does it do more harm than good? With the boys as usual never staying on topic, they delve into a whole bag of stories including a naked man being aroused then shamed on a nudist bike ride and an out of control chimp plus many more. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-z...

This week Luke and Pete have a conversation about fear. Pete discloses his worst form of torture which includes a very specific amount of men, while Luke explains that since he’s become a Parent he hasn’t known a day without fear.   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id164348...

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their upbringing, Luke's daughter's nut allergy and a passionate debate about whether the word Fat is offensive or a description and much more. Follow us on instagram:   @lukeandpete @standuppete @lukekingcraig   Follow us on TikTok:   @lukeandpete   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luke and Pete have a conversation about fame that goes off topic as usual to stories about Pete breaking both his wrists, writing a love rap to his teacher and Luke being beaten up by a police officer that looked like a geek and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luke and Pete open up about why they have started their very own Podcast. With Pete getting very passionate! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices