Life With A Dorky Diva

Here we go, y’all… It’s time for some more stories from Life With A Dorky Diva. We have been on the road for a couple years and I now have a lot more stories and helpful information to share with you. I hope you love listening to some of our adventures, and can learn a thing or two from me. I really appreciate your support And encouragement. Let’s do this!

I am still talking in code from words we used as a little girls… And throughout high school. Sometimes we use these phrases still today. Oh what silly girls we were. #vanilla #strawberry #chocolate #banannasplit #butterfinger #add #lifewithadorkydiva #girls #bases

That time of the month that the ladies don’t like. Who’s in town? You will find out about Grandma here! #grandma #add #thattimeofthemonth #fastcast

Do you know what it feels like when you hit those big bumps on the highway? You know how it will bounce you around like crazy these days? Well we have a word for you to use when you feel that big bounce. Find out how this word came about in this episode of Life with A Dorky Diva. #gracious #bouncy #badroads #bigtrucks #add #adorkydiva

How good is your vision? Mine not so good and it’s only getting worse. Do you see things on the side of the road or in the middle of the road that you cannot identify? They could be Coyotes and Lobsters. Listen to this episode and you’ll know why. #coyotes #lobsters #coyotesandlobsters #add #fastcast #ardeeandkrystal #adorkydiva #grandcanyon #driving #vision #badeyes

Do you want one word to encompass your hello’s full of total love and humor? This is the word for you… It may not be an official German word but you will figure out how to use it in this quick episode/fast cast of life with A Dorky Diva. #gutenstaug #lifewithadorkydiva #fastcast #hello #iloveyou #add #adorkydiva

Do you have someone in your life who is a complete asshole? Do you need a word to use instead of the word asshole? Well I have the word for you and the word is astronaut. Listen to this episode and find out how to use it… It’s pretty basic, but fun! #astronaut #asshole #add #adorkydiva #ass #fastcast #quickiecast

The word hate can be so harsh …wouldn’t it be nice to have a word you can use or have your kids use instead of the word hate? Well this episode you will learn about the phrase love love and teach your family how to use it. #love #lovelove #quickcast #hate #benice #add #adorkydiva #kids

This is a funny story about our family going to Ross to kill some time. After this episode you will understand why Ross is no longer regular Ross it is Fricken’ Ross. I seriously think Ross could do an entire marketing campaign around Fricken’ Ross. There is a reason. Find out in this episode. #ross #rossstores #frickenRoss #family #hockey #killingtime #fastcast #adorkydiva

Bored? Try this! Super simple and not much to it. #fastcast #quickiecast #bored #adorkydiva

You will never understand what this vocabulary word means until you listen to this episode. Once you know about the word/phrase Eka Decka Tanda Wa and where this word came from you will have no idea what we’re talking about. It’s a great word to use when you’re feeling overwhelmed and I highly suggest you learn it and use it and teach your kids how to use it. #ekadeckatandawa #overwhelmed #funny #...

This episode is for you when you need to have a word to use instead of using the F-bomb. When things just don’t go quite right and they’re very screwed up you will use the word #curfuckle. If you would like some good examples on how to use this word listen to this episode. Enjoy #curfuckle #fbomb #crazy #screwedup #adorkydiva #dontcuss #fastcast #quickie #justforfun

With this episode you will understand what it takes to get our deaf Chihuahua to bed. We must do the protocol in order for success. You will learn this one vocabulary word that explains in what protocol requires. Enjoy #protocol #adorkydiva #chihuahua #deafchihuahua #sleepingwithdogs #specialtreats #hotflashes

My daughter Natalie made a beautiful dinner tonight for us which included Chicken. We had a bit of a conversation about her delicious dinner and now it will forever be called #uglychicken Her boyfriend kinda made a comment that tainted her meal… listen up and you will understand what an Ugly Chicken meal is like. #dinner #chicken #boyfriend #boyfriendcomments #ohno #adorkydiva #family #familylife

This may be a phrase that a lot of people use… But we use it all the time when “the coffee is kicking in”… You know what it means right? If you don’t, follow this episode to learn how to use this phrase appropriately.

This is probably one of the best vocabulary words you will learn during our October series of new Vocabulary words from A Dorky Diva. If you have little kids or a funny not so funny husband who likes to fart in the car and watch everybody suffer this word “warning” is for you. We will tell you how to use the word “warning” to protect your nose and well-being from the offensive smell of farts in th...

Have you ever been in the car when someone drives a little bit crappy? What do you say to them when they’re screwing up? Well I have a word for you that will help you let them know you know that they are driving poorly. When you listen to this episode you will understand why we use the word Bueller as an emergency word for risky driving maneuvers. #bueller #driving #roadtrip #watchout #quickiepodc...

Here is another catchy word that you will love to use in place of other words like “oh my gosh” … You can just use this one word “chipotle” and say everything that you need to say. You will have to listen to understand how this word really works. Enjoy! #chipotle #ohmygosh #chipotleismylife #add #adorkydiva #vocabularywords

Do you have a word to use when some thing is super duper awesome? Some word that makes you know that it’s the best it can be without using the word awesome? Well I have a word for you that you are going to love to say and also use when things are not so great. That word is Rhodesian. Listen to this episode to learn this new vocabulary word from A Dorky Diva. #Rhodesian #notrhodesian #awesome #bett...

Do you know someone who thinks they are perfect or is a big know it all? Someone who might be a bit annoying with their demeanor? They might be trying to be a Perfect Pigeon… really there is no such thing! This episode will explain what I mean. Enjoy! #perfect #perfectpigeon #perfectnotperfect #add #adorkydiva

If you want to do something nice for the people you care about… This is a super great and inexpensive idea you can use any time… That is if you have a tub. We called this episode the “Tub of Love” and you will find out how to make one of these special gifts for the people who really need a little extra love or downtime. Enjoy! #tuboflove #adorkydiva #bath #bathtime #love #relax

Do you want to way to motivate your spouse, your kids, your friends, your colleagues, and yourself? This might be the simple trick you need to get inspired and motivated. You will laugh when you use it but you will love it thoroughly. Use this phrase often to show the people you love you care! #gogetemtiger #thankschamp #adorkydiva #motivation #wife #husband #friends #kids #love #phrasesthatwork

So here we go friends! I am going to record my quickie podcasts for your entertainment and mine. I think you might need me as much as I need you. Times are crazy and uncertain, but we need to live our lives and enjoy our days the best that we can. My stories are here to only delight you… nothing too serious, just fun and Dorky. So here we go… you always have time for a quick one right? My goal is...

Hey y’all… We would like to explain why we have adopted the names Krystal & Ardee. Many people don’t quite know the full story of our names and this quick little episode will let you know why we use them.

Learn about this very important word “GOOSEFRABA” and how it can be used with your family to chill the junk down. This word was used in the movie ANGER MANAGEMENT and our family adopted it for healthy reasons.