Let’s Not Die!

The hunt for a powerful vampire reaches a breaking point as unlikely allies are forced to work together. With new revelations, dangerous encounters, and impossible choices around every corner, the party ventures into one of Rhode Island's most unexpected battlegrounds "The Mall".Can the crew put aside their differences long enough to stop an ancient evil, or will hidden motives tear...

What begins as a simple investigation quickly spirals into something far more dangerous. An unexpected attack forces the party into impossible choices, unsettling truths come to light, and the line between ally and enemy grows harder to see. As tensions rise and a powerful threat closes in, the group realizes they may be standing on the edge of a much larger conflict. Welcome to Coffins by the Coa...

The party begins a risky investigation into Ernest by sneaking into his riverside van using stealth and deception. What starts as careful reconnaissance quickly escalates into mounting tension. As the investigation deepens, a single name alone is enough to shift the atmosphere in an unnatural way, hinting that something far older and more dangerous may be watching. Following fragmented clues, the...

Mercy has finally stepped out of the shadows. After destroying the mysterious runes hidden beneath the house, the crew comes face-to-face with the ghostly girl haunting them with their memories. Mercy offers answers, but every answer comes with a price. As secrets about Artemis's family come to light, the party discovers a terrifying truth: Mercy grows stronger every time a vampire dies. A dan...

After reading a cursed tome and getting a nat 1, the party discovers that some consequences can't be undone. As the failed saves begin forcing them to relive strange visions and fractured memories, reality twists into a series of surreal and unsettling encounters. Following a trail of impossible clues, they uncover a door to the basement and come face-to-face with a mysterious figure. Whether...

A cursed book. A watching presence. One choice that unravels everything. In this episode of Coffins by the Coast, curiosity turns into chaos as the party encounters an artifact that reacts when opened and something ancient reacts back. The table fights to survive a situation that feels bigger than any of them fully understand… and leaves them with the sense that they’ve only scratched the surface....

Welcome to Coffins by the Coast, a gothic horror comedy D&D actual play hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play D&D. Come out and see our live one-shots all across New England at www.letsnotdie.com and find us here: https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlayIn this episode, Artemis Rathbone, Leviticus Green Beans, and Bloop prepare for a covert mission into Chestnut Hill Cemetery after recei...

Welcome to Coffins by the Coast, a gothic comedy D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion where comedians play D&D. After the chaos at Rathbone Mansion, Artemis, Leviticus, and Bloop try settling into their bizarre inheritance but strange discoveries, a legendary vampire hunter, and a dangerous late-night intrusion quickly pull them deeper into Rhode Island’s supernatural underworld. As Artemis begins gra...

Coffins by the Coast begins on a stormy night in Newport, Rhode Island, where an uneasy funeral at the Rathbone mansion quickly spirals into chaos. Strange guests arrive, old secrets resurface, and the mansion itself begins revealing that not everything is as it seems. The players are pulled into a night of bizarre inheritance proceedings, supernatural omens, and unsettling discoveries that hint a...

Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play D&D. You can catch our live one-shots all around New England—ticket links can be found at letsnotdie.com and follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay Now… The world is familiar… until it isn’t. There are stories people laugh off—vampires, curses, things in the dark. And somehow, th...

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-du...

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-du...

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-du...

This D&D one-shot features Trevor Dion as the DM, with players Canon Eccleston as Rich Angelo, a failing Magician, and Ray Harrington as Elegant Autumnfall, a bard who wants to be good at everything. Together, they embark on a wild mission: steal the Fey Contract of Songbinding from Taylor Swift’s mansion in Westerly, RI. Between disguises gone wrong, accidental magic mishaps, and chaotic part...