Lasers & Losers

Warning: This episode is highly flammable. Drug trades gone wrong and whiney racing rivals on the horizon... Why are they still doing jobs for Jacobs? It must be those piercing eyes and chiselled jaw... hard to resist, especially when you're Dayron. Seems our losery group have gotten themselves into a highly flammable situation. This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong la...

Well where do we go from here? We've learned a lot about each other haven't we? Some good, some bad, some horrifying.... clearly the only way to move forward after Mr Mauz' diabolical truth game is to go on a nice relaxing job for Jacobs the sexy space cowboy. Plain sailing surely.... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alc...

Everything is going to plan! Everything is going wrong! Balion is a secret genius! One truth and two lies... I'm sure Mr Maus' version of this deadly game will be much harder than that. How will our ragtag losers get out of this one, and what will we learn about them all on the way? This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcoh...

Away day for the gang! We're off to Sidero, the famous vacation destination, to reclaim a NFT for her highness The Skunt Queen from a nefarious... mouse? Man? Maus? Lets find out. Just remember its all about the friends we make along the way and our group are great with new people as we've learned.... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, v...

Aegis protocol....? Why does Lambda look like that? Will it save our favourite losers? We better hope it does or our plucky group are done for. This is a lot of work just to raid some rich guy's office after saving a useless space hamster claiming to be a doctor, but our losers are greedy so that's what they're gonna do! This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language,...

Losers stay assembled! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving... still. What could make a dangerous and unplanned rescue even more precarious? Well, how about Balion having a personal moment at exactly the wrong time! How will these losers get themselves out of this one? Surely Lambda wouldn't be the answer... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual r...

Losers assemble! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving, because of course he does.... but where might our merry band find him? Perhaps the sexy cowboy’s intel on a ‘Skunt Queen’ might be useful after all. Let’s find out whatever that is and do our best to save the galaxy’s most useless hamster. This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, viol...

Our intrepid "heroes" have survived their encounter with the H.A.M.R. bots and escaped with the goods, no thanks to Balion's inability to aim or the evil machinations of a devious fish. Fleeing in a transport vehicle, this will surely be an incident-free flight back to Jacobs, the sexy space cowboy... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, v...

Our losers find themselves carrying out their mission for the devilishly handsome crimson moon representative. How will they make their way through security, and more importantly, how do they plan on getting out alive with the cargo? One thing's for sure: it smells awful fishy round here... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, dr...

Our loveable losers find themselves mysteriously transported out of the Zu'rai structure... but where are they now? Recent developments call for more protection and a trip to the black market, but questions remain. Will Lambda be able to master himself? And what more could this devilishly handsome cowboy want from Dayron? This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language,...

The Losers traverse the mines with the elusive Dr Chutka, in search of a mysterious ancient vault. Full to the brim with wonder, curiosity and hopefully... good loot. Along the way Vexo gets an ace in the hole, Dayron finds a vibrating stick, Lambda hides and Balion tells his foes where to shove it. Just another day in the Provectus Galaxy. This podcast contains fictional depictions that may inclu...

Our group of losers with lasers make their way to Dr Chutka. Will they be able to find this yellow mystery and where will he take them? Meanwhile, Dayron's secret mission from the Crimson Moon weighs heavy on his mind. Lambda remains a confusing mystery. Vexo still dreams of a return to his glory days and Balion has bold designs on using his new weapon. This can only end well... This podcast conta...

Four strangers. A sad elephant. Space. How do all these things fit together? Find out, as these four losers take a job from infamous headhunter Big D. Smooth Sailing right? Wait...is that a sexy space cowboy? This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/...