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Send us Fan Mail Ace and Josh finally return for a late-night recorded episode. We roast Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster’s Muppets makeover, mourn Disney’s Dinosaur ride going extinct, swap Jurassic River Adventure war stories, debate Tron vs. Hagrid, Ace spill line-cutting confessions (sorry Harold), does something unhinged much to Sahm’s disgust, and we even reminisce on our dear pal Petrie, hope things...

Send us Fan Mail Exhausted and irritated after a long day, we dragged ourselves over to the studio and toughed it out to record this one right after our adventure to the Cartoon Network Hotel right before it went defunct. Half-assed theming, a motel room with one Ben 10 pillow and half a comforter, and a gift shop that turned full Macy’s furniture liquidation. Y’know, “50% off, everything must go”...

Send us Fan Mail Josh is back from vacation and immediately hits us with the most unhinged Six Flags flex of all time, his 2004 season pass for a park that Katrina wiped out in 2005. We roast casual locals who think their Six Flags is the only one, debate surviving Falcon’s Flight in Saudi Arabia, and set ridiculous endurance challenges involving Ethan, Pantheon, and Candymonium. Then Josh gives t...

Send us Fan Mail In this fun, chaotic bonus episode, Ace is live from Epic Universe tackling his ambitious "ride every single ride in one day" challenge. Joined by Sahm on the phone, Ace gives us real-time updates while waiting in some of the park’s longest queues, including Battle at the Ministry of Magic & Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge. The duo chats through wait times, single rid...

Send us Fan Mail Lap Bar Lessons Episode 3: The Goldfish Tried To Warn Us, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid At Island Of Adventure We settle the debate: Islands of Adventure > Universal Studios Florida (argue with a wall). Josh goes from theme park newbie to full convert as we relive his first trip!  Forbidden Journey dragon breathing fire on him, Cat in the Hat an...

Send us Fan Mail Josh’s First Universal Trip + Six Flags America Rides For Sale!? Ace is sick and disappointed in Sahm for not watching the Epic Universe documentary. We react live to Six Flags America rides hitting the resale market. Ragin’ Cajun, Harley Quinn Spinsanity & more. Then we dive deep into Sahm’s very first time at Universal Studios Florida. Why did we rope-drop Minions? How did S...

Send us Fan Mail Hollywood Drift is Coming, and we're already arguing about what is next. Universal Studios Hollywood is finally getting an Intamin Coaster to replace Rip Ride Rocket, and the rumor mill is in overdrive. We breakdown the Hollywood Drift news, clown TIkTok leakers, and go full copium on what Orlando might get. Ghostbusters? Shrek? Godzilla vs Kong duel. Sahm tries to sell us on...