Kid Cinema

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s GOAT. Would Hayes be good at Roarball, what is Mondo’s favorite UNO card, and how many claws would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1999’s Big Daddy. Who is our favorite character, is Sony acting like an adult, and how many packets of ketchup would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Coyote vs. Acme. Who is our favorite Looney Tunes character, is it Meep Meep or Beep Beep, and how many pieces of dynamite would we give it ?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2007’s Ocean's Thirteen. How do they rig the game, what is our favorite part, and how many 5-Diamond awards would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2004’s Ocean’s Twelve. Who is the Night Fox, how much does Rusty owe, and how many dancing lasers we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2001’s Ocean's Eleven. How do they get away with it, what does Danny really want, and who is our favorite member of the crew?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1993’s Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. Did we think Shadow died, who is our favorite dog, and how many wedding cakes we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Toy Story 5. Are there too many electronic Buzzes, is Pizza with Sunglasses the best, and how many chairs we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2019’s Toy Story 4. Are there too many things going on at the same time, why is it not Knifey, and how many Réjeans would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s Toy Story 3. Is it sad or happy, does AJ cry, and how many Bad Babies would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1999’s Toy Story. Who is Buzz’s father, why does Jesse not like Woody at first, and how many Bullseyes would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1995’s Toy Story. Who are our favorite toys, what does Buzz think and how many Little Green men we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Who didn’t like it? What is our favorite power up, and how many Lumas would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Project Hail Mary. How many times have they seen it? What is the reason, and how many “Amaze, Amaze, Amazes” would they give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Hoppers. Who’s their favorite animal? What does the insect queen want to do to the humans? And how many 🪵 and 🦎 would they give it?

Hayes and his friend Mateo discuss 2019’s Ne Zha. Who’s their favorite character? What are the pearls? And how many Demon Pearls or Spirit Pearls would they give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2007’s Transformers. Who’s our favorite Transformer? Where do you need to put the cube? And how many AllSparks would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1995’s Apollo 13. Would we go to space? What is failure? And how many Tom Hanks would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1989’s Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure . Who is our favorite character from history? What does Napoleon like? And how many air guitars would we give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2015’s The Martian. Did we like the book better? Is losing ketchup the worst thing? And how many awesome “save Mark Watney Rich Purnell” maneuvers would we give it?

Hayes and AJ chat about the best movies we watched for the podcast last year, and the films we’re most excited for in 2026.

Hayes and AJ, along with a special guest, Hayes’ friend Foster, discuss 2025’s The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants. We discuss what you should never underestimate, what is SpongeBod, and how many Krabby Patties we’d give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 1991’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. We talk favorite turtles, our favorite moments, and how many pizzas we’d give it. 🍕🐢

Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Who’s Fregley, is Chloë Grace Moretz’s character a ghost, and how many diaries we would give it.    

Hayes and AJ discuss 1988’s BIG. What’s creepy, who should work at toy companies, and how many piano keys we would give it.