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Deadspin should be sued into oblivion… The NFL and the Kansas City Chiefs need to defend this kid. The author, Carron J. Phillips, should be fired.

Is “Big Sandwich” an issue? Are Jimmy John’s, McAlister’s Deli and SUBWAY trying to corner the “tuna salad” market? Is Elizabeth Warren full of baloney? What do Firehouse Subs, Jersey Mike’s and Potbelly have to say? Is rhe FTC going to talk turkey?

Joanne Cassidy… #ZacBrown #JoanneCassidy #ClayCook #DukeLevine #MatthewLibman #AlainMallet #MattMangano #JohnMayer #RobinMcElhatten #RobinMcKelle #TaylorSwift #JamesTaylor #LivingstonTaylor #Berklee #BerkleeCollegeOfMusic #CapCut #TheBoogies #Boston #MarthasVineyard #TheVineyard #Massachusetts #CD #Music

Brendan Whitworth and Dylan Mulvaney… #AlissaHeinerscheid #DylanMulvaney #BrendanWhitworth #ABInBev #AnheuserBusch #Budweiser #BudLight #ChatGPT #Military #Statement #Parody #Satire

#stitch with @Juan Franqui Am I the crazy person? #NewYorkPost #NYP #Twitter #FreakOut #PublicFreakOut #Parody #Satire

Threads, an Instagram app… #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #Meta #Facebook #Instagram #Threads #TikTok #Twitter #CapCut #Parody #Satire

Howard Stern… #ConanOBrien #HowardStern #TheHowardSternShow #HowardSternShow #TheQueenOfAllMedia #TikTok #Parody #Satire

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and Joe Rogan… #C#CherylHinesR#RobertKennedyRobertFKennedy #R#RobertKennedyJrRobertFKennedyJr #R#RFKR#RFKJrJ#JoeRoganS#SpotifyT#TwitterBigPharma #P#ParodySatire

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and Joe Rogan… #JoeBiden #RobertKennedy #RobertFKennedy #RobertKennedyJr #RobertFKennedyJr #RFK #RFKJr #ElonMusk #JoeRogan #DemocraticParty #Spotify #Twitter #LegacyMedia #MainstreamMedia #Parody #Satire

Harvard Medical School… #HarvardMedicalSchool #RainbowBabiesHospital #Twitter #WCVB #TheAddamsFamily #AddamsFamily #UncleFester #Boston #Massachusetts #Cleveland #Ohio #DonateLife #SIDS #Parody #Satire

Replying to @user5691406979937 The unibrow is better than the uniparty… #Eyebrow #Eyebrows #Unibrow #Troll #Trolls #Parody #Satire

Councilor Kendra Lara… #MichaelCox #KendraLara #MichelleWu #CapCut #BostonPolice #BostonPoliceDepartment #BPD #Turtleboy #Twitter #Boston #Massachusetts #CityCouncilor #Police #Parody #Satire

Turtleboy strikes again… #AidanKearney #CariPerchase #TheBostonGlobe #BostonGlobe #Turtleboy #WCVB #WCVB5 #Burlington #Massachusetts #MemorialDay #PrideMonth #Parody #Satire

Erica Marsh was a field organizer for Joe Biden and a volunteer for the Obama Foundation… #JoeBiden #EricaMarsh #BarackObama #HarvardUniversity #SCOTUS #Twitter #AffirmativeAction #Racism #Racist #Parody #Satire

Michelle Wu, Mayor of Boston… #MichelleWu #HarvardUniversity #SCOTUS #Twitter #Boston #Cambridge #Massachusetts #AAPI #Asian #AsianAmerican #College #University #Mayor #Parody #Satire

#stitch with @Sara Blakely Here’s a billion dollar idea… #SaraBlakely #ABC #SharkTank #Spanx #Hooters #PizzaAss #BillionDollarIdea #MillionDollarIdea #Pizza #Restaurant #Parody #Satire

Tania Fernandes Anderson… #TaniaFernandesAnderson #Boston #Massachusetts #Democrat #Democrats #DemocraticParty #Twitter #Tweet #CityCouncil #Parody #Satire

#stitch with @Doctor Turtleboy Aidan Kearney and Chris Albert… #ChrisAlbert #AidanKearney #Turtleboy #Canton #Massachusetts #Parody #Satire

Harvard University is a racist institution… #Harvard #HarvardUniversity #SupremeCourt #SCOTUS #UniversityOfNorthCarolina #UNC #TheWallStreetJournal #WallStreetJournal #WSJ #Cambridge #Massachusetts #Racism #Racist #Parody #Satire