Jet Fuel Podcast

Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Jack Shaw on this week's episode of Jet Fuel to answer one question and one question only: Am I unc? Along the way, they also get into how to properly deal with TSA agents who try and tell you what to do and the appropriate settings in which you are allowed to drive you car onto your neighbor's lawn. 00:00 An intro that brings Jack to tears 07:53 Jessie guesses...

Snakes are wearing wigs, Miles Davis is catching strays, and the levees are coming down! Catch all this craziness, and more on this week's episode of Jet Fuel with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and her esteemed guest, Johnny Pemberton. 00:00 Drama, chaos, and cash money 07:51 An ode to latex paint and holy walls 15:32 Johnny dresses your guinea pig 24:37 Jessie teaches Johnny her secret skill (beep beep...

Are people actually complicated or are they just Geminis? This week on Jet Fuel, Kevin Sullivan and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson unpack transit charts, engage in intellectually stimulating conversations about cinema (Hoppers), and go head-to-head on who had better connects in the arcade/carnival space. 00:00 Super dramatic alien invasion during the intro!! 4:49 A Gemini and an Aquarius walk into a pod....

This week on Jet Fuel, two beautiful Canucks Sophie Buddle and Kelsey Hamilton sit down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to share hot summer bod tips, what and (what not) to cook at 3am, and an impossible Word Record to break. 00:00 Idiot-proofed intro 06:11 Crushes, lovers, and neighbors 11:39 If you're hot you're not sniping 17:32 In F1 we stan 25:32 Sophie's big career update 31:55 Kelsey has a hot...

Since Jet Fuel’s inception, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson has dreamed of having a guest on with a longer name with more apostrophe’s than hers and folks we’re pleased to announce that dreams do in fact come true. This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie is joined by Tevin “Comedian “Mandal” War” Williams to talk what life is like as a billionaire, who (and why) is ordering custom leashes, and maybe even sign a rec...

This episode is brought to you by Sheath. The underwear of legends. Go to https://www.sheath.com/JETFUEL and use code JETFUEL for 20% off. A cheetah, a shark, and an eagle walk into a podcast studio...shenanigans ensue. This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson welcomes her best friends Janel Garza and Katie Holden into the studio to reminisce on the Arizona glory days and (s/o Rhodes) and di...

Does Chad suck? Whose feet can you ethically rub? What happens when you eat Mongolian barbecue for lunch? Can blankets be reincarnated? How do you discipline kids without hitting them with your car? Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Sara Weinshenk answer all these questions and more! this week on Jet Fuel 00:00 Entertain this intro 03:42 A real live valley girl experiences big beak energy 10:42 Do not d...

Jessie "Jetski" Johnson sits down with comedic superstar / amateur psycho-therapist Lucas Zelnick to work through life's problems and compare and contrast life in the desert Arizona heat versus the concrete jungle that you might know as New York City 00:00 Jessie asks for help 04:23 Dr. Lucas makes his first attempt to figure out what's wrong (welcoming the guest) 12:32 Dr. Lucas recognizes patter...

Long time bestie, first time guestie Charles Engle sits down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to discuss the secret horrors of Whole Foods and the only two Spanish words you need to know to survive in this world. Plus does anyone know why you can't smell your own breath?? 01:28 Please don’t interrupt the intro 06:26 Charles gets kicked out of the family home 09:39 Jessie is definitely not into conspir...

This episode is brought to you by Sheath. The underwear of legends. Go to https://www.sheath.com/JETFUEL and use code JETFUEL for 20% off Heather Shaw and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson get cerebral on this week's episode of Jet Fuel. They talk the joys of the Ren Faire, the dangers of the I-10, and the implications of playing ukulele. 00:00 The Most Beautiful Intro 07:06 Married At First Turkey Leg 12:1...

Hot off of Netflix’s Funny AF, Michael Turner joins the pod today to talk about tailgating, Cincinnati, and life on the road. Jetski and Mike also gab about starting comedy in Arizona together, conspiracy theories, and jam out a song hot enough to melt steel beams. Jet Fuel! 00:00 Intro 02:08 Welcome Michael Turner 05:17 Tim Dillon Fire Bit 06:26 Sweet home Ohio 07:21 Fast Food Theory 10:04 Malcom...

This week, Andrea Jin joins the pod fresh off a tour with John Mulaney. Jetski and Andrea break down the recent NASA Artemis II launch, rehearse their uber-driver interactions, and belt out a song that would make Weird Al jealous. Never grow up, and pack a big uterus. 00:00 Intro 05:12 NASA Artemis II 10:45 Wisconsin or “Your Butt” 14:17 On The Road 17:41 Uber Driver 22:35 Squink enters the chat 2...

This week, Joey Avery and Jessie “Jetski” Johnson one-up each other on their coolest experience in an airplane hanger, bond over their mutual distaste for rage bait, one of them even reveals themselves as the lynchpin in launching Jelly Roll’s career… Talking politics with your dog, performing in an ice rink, and making sure your dad doesn’t think you’re a loser with Joey Avery and Jessie “Jetski”...

Chloe Radcliffe sits down with Jetski to discuss her role in the new movie, "Is This Thing On?", gaslighting, magic, government dogs, dads, rich friends and more.... 00:00 cold open 3:55 coffee talk 5:45 toys for dads 7:06 dogs 10:14 government dogs 12:30 i was gas lit. With these prices?? 18:00 Chloe was in a movie 23:00 Chloe thinks about possibly trying to perform a trick? 28:13 she's still att...

Today we laugh until we cry! Matt Lockwood and Jaime Garcia stop by on Jet Fuel for great hangs and shenanigans. Prank calls, MAGA sightings at ALO, and two beautiful ending-songs, this episode has it all. Plus juicy gossip and clickbait item here. Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates This episode is brought to you by Esoteric Revival...

Jessie talks Jet Fuel news, stand-up comedy, Joke World competition and a scary Scream mishap all before inviting her good friend and comedian, Noah Findling, on to discuss her phone addiction. 00:00 cold open: strait of hormuz 2:52 opening credits / intro 7:05 big news for the studio 9:30 saw a scary movie 14:04 stand up sets with small crowds 20:43 joke world competition 28:28 Noah Findling! Thi...

Sydney Sweeney controversy, the walk of fame, and a visit from Shapel Lacey. This episode is brought to you by Pebl. Go to hipebl.ai for new discounted price of $300 per month per employee Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfu...

i need help and am alone. 00:00 Hillary Clinton at Epstein deposition 03:05 Alone in the studio 4:05 On the road 16:48 ads 20:28 lost and confused 22:30 beach meditation 31:05 future ideas without relying on guests 32:00 Andrew Santino stops by 33:40 i like the road, really. i'm serious... and comedy store set premieres 36:40 i know what people want 41:53 do you guys remember when I was born? 43:5...

John Goblikon (Right Now Podcast, Nekrogoblikon) is back as Jet Fuel’s first return guest! Jessie reveals new production members and tries to figure out who this new Italian guy is. “(00:00) This Week on Jet Fuel” “(01:03) My First Returning Guest!” “(10:05) Jet Fuel Is Changing!” “(11:56) Who is this Italian guy?” “(15:16) It’s not working out” ‘(16:15) Jessie fixes things!” “(18:00) Terrible gue...

Doc Willis joins Jet Fuel for a wild, funny, and surprisingly deep conversation about his past, comedy journey, and fascination with aliens. He shares unbelievable stories from growing up in Detroit, working the streets, and how those experiences shaped his calm mindset today. Jessie and Doc also bond over gaming, the Comedy Store days, and chasing creative careers while staying true to themselves...

Jessie “Jetski” Johnson is joined by rising comic Maddi Mays for a hilarious and unpredictable episode. They talk about bombing weird gigs, childhood hustles selling “nature rings,” anxiety toys, anime obsessions, and the strange ways comedians cope on and off stage. Maddi’s wild stories and Jessie’s playful energy create nonstop chaos, big laughs, and a glimpse into the weird brains of comedians....

Harland Williams joins Jessie “Jetski” Johnson for a completely unhinged Jet Fuel episode packed with sound effects, absurd characters, and zero brakes. Harland riffs on old-school comedy, staying weird in a woke era, and breaks down his new movie Wingman, including an exclusive first clip ever released. From improvised jazz farts to makeup makeovers, this one spirals fast—in the best way. Jessie’...

Jet Fuel gets loose and unhinged as Jessie and guest Fiona Cauley riff on nerves, bad eyesight, Skankfest chaos, hot-dog obsessions, and the weird realities of stand-up life. From fake ad reads and festival paranoia to tampon horror stories and comedy-scene war tales, this episode bounces between dark, absurd, and brutally honest in the way only comics can. Follow Jessie "Jetski" Johnson - https:/...

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Follow Jessie "Jetski" Johnson - https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/? hl=en Follow Beth Stelling - https://www.instagram.com/bethstelling/?hl=en Jessie “Jetski” Johnson sits down with Beth Stelling for a loose, laugh-heavy episode of Jet Fuel. They get into stand-up life, bombing vs. killing, writing jokes that actually work, and the weird realities of being a working comic. It’s honest, self...